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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Russel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pooby Phants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Phants comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Voodoo Chile kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Jack Russel is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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206 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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189 cm
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219 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Russel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Pooby Phants!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Phants! Russel is out on his feet! Phants rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Russel is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Russel is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pooby Phants!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
13% |
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