PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Slam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bong BadGuy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BadGuy has chosen hits from the bong as his entrance music. Bong BadGuy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Slam
vs
BadGuy

210 cm
20
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Big heart

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Solid chin

StarDust.
StarDust.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joe Slam!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bong BadGuy!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BadGuy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Slam.

It looks like Joe Slam has been cut.
Slam looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Slam takes a head kick and keeps coming.
BadGuy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
BadGuy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
BadGuy plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
BadGuy scores with a spinning back kick!
BadGuy lands with a slapping head kick.

Slam is rocked!
BadGuy lands with a kick to the ribs.

BadGuy lands a big head kick that sends Slam tumbling to the mat! BadGuy takes a step backwards and waves Slam back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Oh Slam is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
BadGuy throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Slam crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bong BadGuy!