PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Royal pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rashad Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evans has chosen Big Punisher- Off Wit' His Head as his entrance music. Royal pain is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

pain
vs
Evans

190 cm
21
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

180 cm
23
205 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Win Nutritional - proof of quality

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Royal pain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rashad Evans!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Aafke Stam and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
pain misses with a looping left.
Evans will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
pain tries a head kick but it misses.
pain scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
pain circles away from the clinch attempt.
Evans tries to score a power double leg takedown but pain sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Evans somewhat.

pain clinches up against the cage.
pain gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Evans.
Royal pain has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rashad Evans.
Nice elbow from pain.

pain tightens his grip and picks Evans up, before dumping him to the ground. Evans manages to land in guard.
pain lands a couple of decent looking shots.
pain with a flurry of punches that miss.
pain with a nice head shot there.
pain postures up in Evans's guard and throws a big left but Evans blocks it.
pain with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
pain seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

pain decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Evans, up you get!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for pain.
Evans looks gassed!
pain slaps away a takedown attempt from Evans, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Evans slips a jab and a cross from pain.
Evans circles away from the clinch attempt.
pain throws a nice head kick!

pain lands a big head kick that sends Evans tumbling to the mat! pain takes a step backwards and waves Evans back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Rashad Evans has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
pain seems to be stalking Evans here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Evans drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Royal pain!