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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Banana Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and CORNEL FAT BOY (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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179 lbs
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175 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Banana Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, CORNEL FAT BOY!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Illya Tyunina and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
FAT BOY tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
FAT BOY connects with a looping right hand.
FAT BOY throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
Man walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A combination from FAT BOY does no damage.
A jab from FAT BOY misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man throws a quick head kick that skims the top of FAT BOY's head.
Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from FAT BOY.
That's one minute gone in the round.
FAT BOY throws a right hand that Man ducks under and follows up with a left that Man also avoids with ease.
Man tries to close the distance and clinch but FAT BOY swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
FAT BOY throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Man throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nice defenses there by Man.
FAT BOY looks to land a combination. Man sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
FAT BOY misses with a double jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
FAT BOY's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and FAT BOY duly obliges.
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
FAT BOY pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
FAT BOY throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
FAT BOY misses with a few strikes there.
Man throws a body kick that misses.
FAT BOY misses with an uppercut. Man saw that one coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
FAT BOY throws a nice looking combination but Man bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Man throws a head kick but FAT BOY moves out of range.
Man gets cracked with a nice right hand there by FAT BOY.
Man is looking to clinch.
Man slips under a jab from FAT BOY.
FAT BOY misses with a wild combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Man doesn't manage to clinch there - FAT BOY circles away.
Man takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Man scoring well with a low kick there.
A head kick misses from Man.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
FAT BOY lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by FAT BOY.
FAT BOY misses with a few strikes there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Banana Man will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Man dodges the punch combination from FAT BOY.
FAT BOY misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
FAT BOY throws a right hand that Man ducks under and follows up with a left that Man also avoids with ease.
Man slips a jab and a cross from FAT BOY.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
FAT BOY fails to land with a series of punches.
Banana Man is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
FAT BOY avoids a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
FAT BOY misses with a wild combination.
FAT BOY sizes up Man with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
FAT BOY connects with a good right hand that stumbles Man. Man circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A good leg kick by Man.
Man wants to clinch up but FAT BOY keeps it at a distance.
FAT BOY checks a leg kick nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Man tries to clinch up but FAT BOY circles away and keeps his distance.
Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
FAT BOY misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
FAT BOY fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
FAT BOY fails to land with a series of punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Man.
Nice body kick there by Man.
Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from FAT BOY.
FAT BOY misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The fight stays on the outside here - Man looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
FAT BOY darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man takes one on the button.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by FAT BOY!
Man misses with a low kick as FAT BOY jumps back.
Man throws a push kick but FAT BOY slaps the foot to one side.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Man feints and then cracks FAT BOY's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow FAT BOY down.
FAT BOY checks a low kick from Man.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Banana Man will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
FAT BOY lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
FAT BOY blocks a head kick by Man.
Man takes one on the button.
Man is looking to land body kicks.
FAT BOY displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
FAT BOY throws a nice looking combination but Man bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Man has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for FAT BOY, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
FAT BOY checks a leg kick nicely.
Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
FAT BOY lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Man circles away quickly and effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
FAT BOY throws a jab when Man was well out of range.
FAT BOY blocks a head kick by Man.
FAT BOY throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Man takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
FAT BOY throws out a loose jab but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
FAT BOY tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
FAT BOY looks to land a combination but Man avoids it well.
Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
FAT BOY misses with a double jab.
Man lands a nice looking kick to the body. FAT BOY takes a step back to recover.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
FAT BOY keeps the fight on the outside.
Man pivots, looking for a leg kick but FAT BOY is out of range and Man settles back down.
Man ducks under a wild hook from FAT BOY.
Man looks to land a body kick but FAT BOY moved away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
FAT BOY throws a nice looking combination but Man bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that's the end of the fight!
CORNEL FAT BOY comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight for Banana Man!
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight for Banana Man!
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight for CORNEL FAT BOY!
Banana Man wins by split decision!
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RATING
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