PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bishop Carver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Zizzmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carver's entrance music is Yung Jeezy/Jay Z - Go Crazy. A fine choice. Bishop Carver has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Carver
vs
Zizzmen

189 cm
25
219 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

190 cm
25
220 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Hell's Balls Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bishop Carver!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joey Zizzmen!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Elvis Blanc and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zizzmen tries to clinch up.
Zizzmen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Zizzmen takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

It looks like Bishop Carver has been cut.
Carver throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Zizzmen counters with a stiff right hand.
Zizzmen works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Carver moves out of range of the strikes.
Zizzmen tries to clinch there but Carver circles away.
A lazy left from Carver finds it's target.
Carver throws a body punch but Zizzmen moves out of range.
Zizzmen tries to clinch but Carver is having none of it.
Zizzmen lands a slapping body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zizzmen missing with a left hand there. Carver was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Zizzmen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Carver lands with a right hand.
Zizzmen wants to clinch up but Carver keeps it at a distance.
Carver throws a leg kick but Zizzmen sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carver cracks a nice hook into Zizzmen's ribs.
Zizzmen misses with a double jab
and Carver counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Carver darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Zizzmen throws a jab but it's blocked by Carver.
A shot to de liver by Carver. Beautiful body shot.
Joey Zizzmen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zizzmen misses with a double jab
and Carver counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Zizzmen looks gassed!
Carver thumps Zizzmen with a low kick.
Carver dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Carver scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Carver lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Carver throws a combination that misses
enabling Zizzmen to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carver jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Carver, right into the meat.
Carver turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Carver there.
Carver lands a jab-cross combination.
Carver scores with a hook to the body. Zizzmen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Carver thumps Zizzmen with a low kick.
Zizzmen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Carver.
Zizzmen takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Carver lands a nice leg kick that just misses Zizzmen's sensitive parts.
Zizzmen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Carver lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carver rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zizzmen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zizzmen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Carver feints and then cracks Zizzmen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zizzmen down.
Carver swinging wilding here.
Carver feints and then cracks Zizzmen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zizzmen down.
Zizzmen's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Carver throws out a powerful jab.
Carver staying out of range there.
Zizzmen clinches but Carver breaks the clinch
and Carver cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Carver swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Zizzmen.
Carver defending well as Zizzmen loads up on a big left hand.
Zizzmen looks to land a right hand but Carver moved out of range.
Carver slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carver lands with a shot to the body.
Carver staying out of range there.
Zizzmen dodges the punch combination from Carver.
Zizzmen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Carver.
Carver jabs at Zizzmen's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zizzmen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Zizzmen looks to clinch
and Carver counters with a good low kick that Zizzmen was not able to check.
Zizzmen slips a jab and a cross from Carver.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Carver scores with a body shot.
Carver throws a right and a left that Zizzmen avoids nicely.
Carver paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bishop Carver dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bishop Carver's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Carver tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A bone on bone clash there as Zizzmen blocks the leg kick.
Zizzmen falls off balance throwing a combination
and Carver counters with a low kick, right behind Zizzmen 's knee.
Bishop Carver is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A chopping leg kick lands by Carver.
Zizzmen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Zizzmen takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

Carver clinches with his opponent.
Carver makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Carver lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Carver breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Carver misses with a two punch combination.
Zizzmen is breathing heavily.
Zizzmen misses the jab.
Zizzmen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Zizzmen tries to move into range but Carver moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carver ducks under a wild hook from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen missing with a left hand there. Carver was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Carver uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen checks a low kick from Carver.
Zizzmen loads up on a big right hand but Carver slips the punch.
Zizzmen connects with a body shot.
Carver turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zizzmen takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Carver scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Carver stalks Zizzmen and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Zizzmen's face. Zizzmen staggers backwards, shaken.
Carver jabs at Zizzmen's body.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Zizzmen in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Carver throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zizzmen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carver cracks Zizzmen with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Zizzmen misses with a straight right.
Zizzmen misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Carver counters with a one-two to the body.
Carver is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zizzmen can do to turn this around?
Zizzmen takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A nice inside leg kick there by Carver. That's going to slow Zizzmen down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Carver lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carver lands a slapping body shot.
Carver turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Carver connects with a jab.
A cross from Carver lands.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carver looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Carver connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zizzmen throws a lazy right hand but Carver sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Carver.
Zizzmen misses with a double jab
and Carver counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Carver lands a nice looking body shot.
Zizzmen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Zizzmen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Carver dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zizzmen. That did some damage!
Carver throws a right and a left that Zizzmen avoids nicely.
Carver cracks Zizzmen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Bishop Carver is winning the standup battle so far.
Zizzmen swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Carver counters with a straight right hand.
Carver dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zizzmen. That did some damage!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zizzmen has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Carver finds it's way round the side to connect with Zizzmen's head.
Zizzmen might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Carver is looking to clinch.
Carver with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Carver.
Carver lands a right hook to the body.
Carver bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Zizzmen's head.
Carver moves out of range as Zizzmen strikes.
Carver lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zizzmen circles away quickly and effectively.
Carver lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Carver throws a quick inside leg kick.
Zizzmen takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Carver lands a two punch combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bishop Carver dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bishop Carver's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Zizzmen ducks right into an uppercut from Carver.
Carver will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Zizzmen throws out a loose jab but Carver uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zizzmen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zizzmen scores with a hook to the body. Carver takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A big left from Zizzmen misses.
Carver ducks under a wild hook from Zizzmen.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zizzmen misses with a straight right.
Zizzmen tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Carver counters with a nice leg kick.
Carver slips a straight right by Zizzmen.
Zizzmen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Carver cracks the inside of Zizzmen's front leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zizzmen misses with a double jab
and Carver counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Carver, right into the meat.
Danga de danga de dang - Carver scores with a four punch combination!
Nice shot lands for Carver.
Carver displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Carver throws a series of strikes that have Zizzmen backpedaling.
Carver scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Carver tried to score with a low kick but Zizzmen checks it.
Good shot there by Carver.
Good exchange - Zizzmen coming out on top.
Carver fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zizzmen.
Joey Zizzmen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zizzmen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A punch lands to the side of Zizzmen 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A lazy left from Carver finds it's target.
Zizzmen misses with a combination
enabling Carver to counter with a crisp jab.
Carver scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Zizzmen slips a jab and a cross from Carver.
Carver throws a combination. Zizzmen tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A decent looking cross lands there for Carver.
Zizzmen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Zizzmen misses with an uppercut. Carver saw that one coming.
Zizzmen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carver keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Zizzmen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Carver cracks Zizzmen with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Carver lands a nice hook to Zizzmen's body. Zizzmen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Zizzmen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Good leg kick by Carver there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Carver digs a good body shot into Zizzmen's ribs.
Zizzmen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Carver goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Zizzmen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Carver feints and then cracks Zizzmen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zizzmen down.
Zizzmen chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Carver can pounce on him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carver connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Carver throws a leg kick which misses Zizzmen's front leg but catches the back leg as Zizzmen tries to avoid it.
Carver scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zizzmen is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Carver.
Carver smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Carver connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Zizzmen looks to land a right hand but Carver moved out of range.
Carver is working the combinations to good effect here.
Carver moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Carver lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Carver.
Carver lands a nice leg kick that just misses Zizzmen's sensitive parts.
Zizzmen throws a combination that misses
and Carver makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bishop Carver showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Carver has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:25
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:25
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bishop Carver!