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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Gluteus Maximus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bret Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maximus comes to the cage accompanied by Fredi - Pump Pump. Hart comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Vertigo kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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199 lbs
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198 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gluteus Maximus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bret Hart!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Yves DeLean and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maximus closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Maximus scores a nice knee to the body.
Maximus lands an elbow inside.
It looks like Bret Hart has been cut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Maximus obliges.
Knees to the body from Maximus.
Hart looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Maximus using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Maximus lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Maximus working Hart over with knees to the body.
Maximus lands a good knee to the midsection. Hart won't want to take too many of those.
Maximus lands a nice elbow.
Maximus with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Maximus using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Maximus obliges.
Maximus lands an elbow inside.
Maximus landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Maximus lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That has opened up Bret Hart's cut even more.
Maximus lands a nice elbow.
A bit of stalling here from Maximus.
Maximus lands a knee to the head.
Maximus putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Hart in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Maximus lands a nice knee to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Maximus unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hart lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Maximus putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Hart in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Maximus.
Maximus creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hart's defenses.
Maximus lands a knee to the body.
Maximus landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Maximus is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Hart takes an elbow to the temple.
Maximus scores with a knee to the head.
Maximus with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Maximus throws an elbow but it misses.
Hart avoiding damage as Maximus throws knees to the body.
Hart tries for a takedown. No joy.
Maximus tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Hart goes for a takedown in the clinch but Maximus prevents it.
Maximus lands a nice elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hart drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Gluteus Maximus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bret Hart.
A knee to the head by Maximus.
Maximus creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hart's defenses.
Maximus prevents the takedown attempt.
Maximus is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Maximus lands a nice knee to the body.
Maximus landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Hart takes a knee right on the jaw!
Hart has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Maximus clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hart thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Hart is striking from the back but Maximus escapes and manages to recover to half guard.
Maximus moves into full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maximus manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Hart manages to get himself to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Maximus looking to pass the guard.
Hart looking for a sweep. Not yet Hart, not yet.
Hart controlling Maximus's posture.
Hart punching from the bottom.
Maximus trying to control but Hart is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Maximus throwing strikes from guard but Hart blocks nicely.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Maximus wants to control from the top but Hart keeps moving.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Hart can do anything to dispel that myth.
Maximus looking to pass the guard.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A head kick from Maximus lands but Hart takes it in his stride.
Maximus fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hart misses with a double jab.
Maximus lands with an uppercut that bounces Hart off the cage and back into rage.
Bret Hart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Maximus has managed to clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Maximus unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hart lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nice elbow from Maximus.
Maximus lands an elbow that stopped Hart in his tracks for a moment.
Maximus working Hart over with knees to the body.
Maximus throws an elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gluteus Maximus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bret Hart's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Hart throws a jab when Maximus was well out of range.
Maximus moves into the clinch successfully.
Nice elbow from Maximus.
Maximus lands a knee to the head.
Maximus with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Maximus tries to land knees in the clinch but Hart avoids the damage to the body.
Maximus unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Hart wants a takedown but no success here.
Hart has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Maximus is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Maximus landing knees to the body.
Hart has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Maximus avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Gluteus Maximus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bret Hart.
Maximus misses with an elbow strike.
Maximus lands a nice knee to the body.
Maximus crunches a lovely knee into Hart's ribcage.
Maximus putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Hart in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hart dodges an elbow strike from Maximus.
Maximus working Hart over with knees to the body.
Maximus creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Maximus is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Maximus tries a knee to the head but Hart blocks it.
Hart goes for a takedown attempt but Maximus pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Hart circles away from the clinch attempt.
Maximus tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hart swats away the attempt to clinch by Maximus.
Hart lands a jab to the nose.
Maximus tries to clinch there but Hart circles away.
Maximus wants to clinch up but Hart keeps it at a distance.
Hart closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Maximus did well to prevent Hart getting side control.
Hart throwing shots but Maximus is blocking nicely.
Hart looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Hart scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maximus blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hart.
Hart is nestled in close to Maximus, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Maximus manages to get to full guard.
Hart postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Maximus seems keen to control Hart's posture.
Hart with a flurry of punches that miss.
Maximus looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maximus pulls Hart in close to prevent any damage.
Hart must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Maximus preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hart throws a strike but Maximus rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Maximus stopping the sweep attempt from Hart.
Hart striking off his back but it's not causing Maximus any problems.
Maximus stands up over Hart, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Hart utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Maximus passes Hart's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Maximus is nestled in close to Hart, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The fighters are battling for position here. Hart manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Hart is trying to keep Maximus in close.
Hart looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Maximus sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Hart's guard.
Maximus is trying to control. Hart wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Hart is in trouble now - Maximus has advanced to mount!
Maximus scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Maximus tries to control but Hart wriggling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gluteus Maximus dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bret Hart's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Maximus tries to clinch there but Hart circles away.
Maximus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A jab from Hart does it's job there.
It looks like Gluteus Maximus has been cut.
Maximus pushes Hart up against the cage in a clinch.
Maximus landing knees to the body.
Maximus comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Maximus throws an elbow that misses.
A knee to the head by Maximus.
Gluteus Maximus has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hart drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Maximus gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Maximus lands an elbow that stopped Hart in his tracks for a moment.
Hart managing to block the knees to the body from Maximus.
Hart drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Maximus gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Maximus lands a nice elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Maximus comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Maximus obliges.
Maximus lands a damaging elbow.
Maximus scores a nice knee to the body.
Maximus has Hart pressed against the cage.
Maximus lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Hart blocks an elbow strike from Maximus.
Hart avoiding damage as Maximus throws knees to the body.
Maximus using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hart has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hart avoids a wild elbow strike from Maximus.
Hart tries for a takedown. No joy.
Gluteus Maximus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bret Hart.
Maximus tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Hart goes for a takedown in the clinch but Maximus prevents it.
Maximus lands an elbow inside.
Maximus connects with a nasty looking knee right to Hart's face.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hart managing to block the knees to the body from Maximus.
Maximus tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Hart goes for a takedown in the clinch but Maximus prevents it.
Maximus gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Hart takes a knee right on the jaw!
Maximus gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Hart.
Maximus landing knees to the body.
Maximus pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Hart managing to block the knees to the body from Maximus.
Maximus tries a knee to the head but Hart blocks it.
Hart blocks an elbow strike.
Hart is trying to drag Maximus to the mat but Maximus just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Maximus trying to land knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maximus tries to land a knee to the head but Hart blocks with his arms.
Hart goes for a takedown in the clinch but Maximus prevents it.
Maximus stops a takedown attempt from Hart.
Maximus is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Hart has Maximus pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Maximus manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Maximus unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hart lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Maximus scores a nice knee to the body.
Hart looking for a takedown.
Maximus lands a damaging elbow.
Maximus using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Maximus unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hart lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Maximus throws a knee to the head but misses.
Maximus throws an elbow that misses.
Hart blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Maximus throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hart blocks it with crossed arms.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Maximus tries to land knees in the clinch but Hart avoids the damage to the body.
Maximus misses with an elbow strike.
Maximus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hart avoids it.
Maximus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hart.
Maximus is pressed up against the cage. Hart has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Maximus down to the mat. Maximus avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Hart throws a lazy right hand but Maximus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bret Hart has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hart misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Gluteus Maximus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Maximus instigates a clinch.
Maximus lands a good knee to the midsection. Hart won't want to take too many of those.
Maximus scores with a knee to the head.
Maximus throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Maximus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hart avoids it.
Hart is working for takedown but Maximus is calmly controlling the position for now.
Maximus lands an elbow just above Hart 's eye.
Maximus with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Gluteus Maximus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Maximus utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gluteus Maximus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Maximus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gluteus Maximus!
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hype
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