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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hamster Damn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Money Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boy has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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265 lbs
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262 lbs
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hamster Damn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Money Boy !
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Saam Ante and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boy gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Damn to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Boy looks gassed!
Boy can't keep his opponent in guard - Damn advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Damn stalling.
Ground and pound from Damn.
Damn is looking to take a break and control but Boy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Damn working over Boy with some ground and pound. Boy looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Damn is taking a breather. Boy says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Damn working the head and body with strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Damn controlling the action here.
Damn's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Damn is keen to just control but Boy is a slippery customer.
Damn slips a nice elbow through Boy 's hands, connecting with Boy 's forehead.
Damn working over Boy with some ground and pound. Boy looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Boy is refusing to be controlled, as Damn sits in half guard.
Damn tries to pass to full mount but Boy defends it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ground and pound from Damn.
Damn takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Damn moves into full mount! Boy won't be happy about that!
Damn punishing his opponent with strikes.
Damn takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Boy takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Boy in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Boy is squirming around, avoiding Damn's attempts to control the action.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Hamster Damn just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Damn shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy is refusing to be controlled, as Damn sits in half guard.
Damn wants to free his trapped foot but Boy is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Damn in particular looking to stall.
Damn scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Damn perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Boy should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Damn takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy is in trouble now - Damn has advanced to mount!
Damn controlling the position easily from mount.
Damn connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Damn sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Damn landing strikes from the mount and Boy is in trouble!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Damn cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hamster Damn dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Damn bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Damn wants to lay and pray for a moment but Boy keeps working.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Damn seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Boy for as long as he can get away with.
Damn trying to control the position but Boy is working away.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Hamster Damn just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Damn fails with a takedown attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Damn is defended easily by Boy .
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Damn shoots in for a takedown but Boy shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hamster Damn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Boy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Damn.
Damn looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damn drops an elbow to the side of Boy 's head.
Damn seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Damn is pressing down on Boy 's thigh, looking to free his foot. Boy is holding on for now.
Damn wants to take a breather but Boy is having none of it.
Damn with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy trying to hold on to Damn's head to control him but Damn postures up.
Damn is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Hamster Damn overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Boy on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Well, if Damn is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Damn connects with a nice short shot to Boy 's temple.
Damn not doing much here.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Hamster Damn just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Damn shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Boy but Boy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hamster Damn dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Damn changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Boy tries to avoid it but Damn manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Boy to the ground. Boy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Damn looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Boy leaves Damn with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hamster Damn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Damn feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Damn is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Damn advances position into side control!
Damn is looking to take a break and control but Boy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Damn landing strikes.
Boy is trying to escape the position but Damn is controlling the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damn lands an elbow.
Boy is looking for a sweep.
Boy takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Damn looks up at the clock and then as Boy takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Damn smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Boy on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Damn scoring with punches and elbows.
Boy is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Boy struggling a bit here.
Damn advances to full mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Damn landing strikes, looking to finish!
Damn is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Damn is landing with some decent strikes but Boy is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Damn landing strikes from the mount.
Damn breaks from Boy 's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Damn looking to finish Boy with some ground and pound. This is bad for Boy !
Boy is looking to improve his position but Damn isn't that keen on the idea.
Damn in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Damn has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Boy 's face.
Damn looking to control but Boy is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Damn breaks from Boy 's wrist control and lands an elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Damn controlling from the full mount.
Damn looking to control but Boy is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Damn connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Money Boy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boy is squirming around, avoiding Damn's attempts to control the action.
Damn lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Hamster Damn is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Damn controlling the position easily from mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hamster Damn showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Damn, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:26
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:26
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hamster Damn!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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