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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between BIG CHEESEBURGER (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karri Kemppainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think CHEESEBURGER might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to cheese burger song. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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306 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
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225 cm
23
290 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Very strong |
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Dangerous GnP
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, BIG CHEESEBURGER!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Karri Kemppainen!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Steven Brown and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kemppainen changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. CHEESEBURGER tries to avoid it but Kemppainen manages to keep hold of a leg and drag CHEESEBURGER to the ground. CHEESEBURGER escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
CHEESEBURGER tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Kemppainen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
CHEESEBURGER avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
CHEESEBURGER uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kemppainen.
Kemppainen displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
CHEESEBURGER tries to clinch but Kemppainen moves out of range.
Kemppainen shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as CHEESEBURGER sprawls well. CHEESEBURGER wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kemppainen gets slowly back to his feet.
CHEESEBURGER decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Kemppainen avoiding damage under a succession of punches from CHEESEBURGER.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Kemppainen can do anything to dispel that myth.
Kemppainen looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kemppainen wants to get back to his feet.
CHEESEBURGER is looking for a kimura but Kemppainen is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for CHEESEBURGER to get the leverage.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Kemppainen is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of CHEESEBURGER's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take CHEESEBURGER's back!
Will Kemppainen go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kemppainen keeps control of the position as CHEESEBURGER tries to break free.
CHEESEBURGER is keeping busy.
Kemppainen is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften CHEESEBURGER up.
Kemppainen lands a shot to the head.
CHEESEBURGER trying to control the hands but Kemppainen won't let him.
CHEESEBURGER turns into Kemppainen and is now in his guard.
CHEESEBURGER won't allow Kemppainen to sweep him here.
CHEESEBURGER chips away with some ground and pound.
Kemppainen has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but CHEESEBURGER has passed into side control.
CHEESEBURGER has hold of Kemppainen's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Kemppainen seems comfortable defending it but CHEESEBURGER has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Kemppainen is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Kemppainen is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but CHEESEBURGER couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). BIG CHEESEBURGER!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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