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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elmeri Hautamaki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nasty Fart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hautamaki's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Nekromantix-Generation 666. Nasty Fart has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Elmeri Hautamaki's chin.
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249 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
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255 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Elmeri Hautamaki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Nasty Fart!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yukihiro Shimada and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fart throws a hook to the side of Hautamaki's head but Hautamaki sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hautamaki closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Hautamaki seems to be looking for submissions.
Hautamaki wants to stand up but Fart is controlling the position.
Hautamaki missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Fart trying to control from the bottom.
Hautamaki wants to take a breather but Fart is having none of it.
Fart avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hautamaki.
Fart really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hautamaki. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hautamaki looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Fart with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hautamaki thows a huge punch but Fart dodges it nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fart is trying to get back to full guard.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Hautamaki shoots in for a takedown but Fart shows good takedown defense.
Fart with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart tries to clinch up but Hautamaki circles away and keeps his distance.
Fart stuffs the takedown attempt from Hautamaki. Hautamaki gets slowly back to his feet.
Hautamaki closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Hautamaki tries to pull guard but Fart won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Elmeri Hautamaki. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fart is trying to break the clinch but Hautamaki has him pressed against the cage.
Fart leaning his opponent against the cage.
A short uppercut from Fart.
Fart working hard to break the clinch.
Hautamaki tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Fart just stands there and leans against the cage.
Fart is trying to break free.
Fart lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hautamaki backwards.
Hautamaki jumps guard but Fart stands there with Hautamaki around his waist. Hautamaki gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Fart breaks from the clinch.
Hautamaki has managed to clinch.
Hautamaki ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Hautamaki no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Hautamaki manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fart manages to get himself to full guard.
Fart is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fart pulls Hautamaki in close to his closed guard and prevents Hautamaki from doing any damage or advancing position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hautamaki throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fart has momentary wrist control but Hautamaki slips an elbow through the middle.
Fart utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fart is adopting a defensive guard.
Hautamaki drops back, looking for a kneebar! Fart looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Fart looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Fart!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hautamaki is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Fart is controlling him well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hautamaki is trying to get back to half guard.
Hautamaki is working hard here to advance position.
Fart wants to stand but Hautamaki has his arm trapped.
Hautamaki is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Fart's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Fart content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Hautamaki has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Hautamaki is pressing down on Fart's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Hautamaki looking for a guillotine here but Fart defends easily.
Hautamaki looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Fart passes into side control.
Hautamaki is breathing heavily.
Hautamaki is looking to reverse the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Elmeri Hautamaki will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Fart fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fart gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Hautamaki keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fart's efforts to push away.
Fart breaks from the clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hautamaki tries for a takedown but Fart sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Fart lands a left and a right that send Hautamaki crashing to the mat, dazed. Fart thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Hautamaki is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hautamaki switches off momentarily and Fart cracks him with a monster right hand! Hautamaki topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Fart dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Fart!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nasty Fart!
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hype
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