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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gregor Clegane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Ron Jeremy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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130 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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160 cm
22
140 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Good takedowns
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gregor Clegane!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clegane shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Jeremy defends it nicely.
Jeremy defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Clegane.
Jeremy defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Clegane.
Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gregor Clegane.
Clegane fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Clegane will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Clegane looks gassed!
Clegane gets cracked there but stands up to it.
No luck for Jeremy with that takedown attempt.
Jeremy stuffs the takedown.
Clegane looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A head kick misses from Jeremy.
Clegane throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jeremy's waist but Jeremy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Clegane off to one side.
Jeremy lands a jab to the head.
Clegane shoots in but Jeremy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Clegane fails with the takedown.
Clegane closes the distance and clinches up with Jeremy, looking for a takedown. Clegane pushes Jeremy against the cage but Jeremy circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Jeremy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Clegane.
Clegane closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jeremy circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy stuffs the takedown attempt from Clegane. Clegane gets slowly back to his feet.
Jeremy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Clegane.
Jeremy rushes Clegane and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Clegane has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jeremy avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Jeremy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jeremy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Clegane circles away and keeps his distance.
Clegane with a poor takedown
and Jeremy counters with a series of strikes. Clegane will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jeremy moves into the clinch successfully.
Jeremy breaks from the clinch.
Jeremy stuffs the takedown.
Jeremy closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jeremy lands in his opponent's guard.
Clegane has a closed guard, preventing Jeremy from standing up.
Clegane looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is looking to stand up but Clegane won't let him.
Clegane is looking to sinch up a triangle. Jeremy throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Clegane's body to avoid the submission. Clegane has instead reached around Jeremy's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Clegane arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Gregor Clegane!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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