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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock jizz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clarence Dutch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brock jizz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Clarence Dutch!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Elvis Blanc and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
jizz tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dutch swats him away and circles back towards the center.
jizz gets the takedown into side control.
Dutch seems a little lost for a moment, as jizz dominates the positioning.
Dutch struggling a bit here.
Dutch gets back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
jizz is thwarting Dutch's attempts to control the position.
jizz controlling the action here.
jizz is thwarting Dutch's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dutch moves into full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Dutch is on top in guard.
jizz pushes Dutch off and gets back to his feet.
Dutch throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around jizz's waist but jizz gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dutch off to one side.
jizz is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Dutch's half guard.
jizz seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dutch does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
jizz is breathing heavily.
Dutch is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dutch has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. jizz is working away from the top position though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
jizz thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Dutch to regain full guard.
Dutch is looking for a triangle but jizz pushes his legs off easily.
jizz postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dutch not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dutch keeping moving, preventing jizz from controlling successfully.
jizz looking to sit in guard and control but Dutch gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dutch wants to stand but jizz has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
jizz wriggles free and stands up.
jizz dives in and grabs Dutch's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dutch pushes down on jizz's head and hops out.
Dutch scores with a kick to the body.
Dutch connects with a looping right hand.
Dutch misses with a takedown
and jizz counters with a takedown into side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
jizz scores with punches from side control.
Dutch is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
jizz prevents Dutch from improving his position.
Dutch has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. jizz is working away from the top position though.
Dutch is trying to stand up here but jizz is controlling him well.
jizz uses his free foot to push down on Dutch's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Dutch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
jizz looking to control and managing it successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brock jizz dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
jizz feints and as Dutch raises his hands in defense, jizz changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
jizz stopping the sweep attempt from Dutch.
jizz throwing strikes but missing.
Dutch wants to get back to his feet but jizz is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Dutch is trying to keep jizz in close.
Dutch keeping full guard, as jizz tries to pass.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
jizz throws a big right hand that misses.
Dutch working a defensive guard here.
jizz postures up in Dutch's guard and throws a big left but Dutch blocks it.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A punch combination from jizz misses.
Dutch drives through and clinches with jizz against the cage.
jizz tries a body shot but Dutch blocks it.
Dutch wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
jizz goes for a takedown attempt but Dutch pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Dutch darts in and clinches jizz up against the cage.
Dutch wants to break free but jizz has control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Dutch drops down looking for an ankle pick but jizz pulls his leg out and moves away.
jizz shoots in looking for a takedown. Dutch tries to sprawl out of it but jizz keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dutch manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dutch throws a right and a left that both miss.
jizz shoots and misses
and Dutch counters with a nice double leg into side control. jizz won't be happy with that.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock jizz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
jizz throws Dutch to one side and escapes!
jizz keeps the fight on the outside.
jizz shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. jizz showed some decent athleticism there.
jizz is trying to control the action in half guard but Dutch is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dutch wants to control but jizz is keeping busy.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. jizz lands a nice short elbow.
jizz seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Dutch trying to hold on to jizz's head to control him but jizz postures up.
jizz is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Dutch is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dutch goes for a takedown attempt but jizz pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
jizz darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
jizz looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Dutch trying to control but jizz postures up.
jizz passes the guard and advances to mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brock jizz dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
jizz shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Dutch looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
jizz slows the pace down in half guard.
Dutch wants to control but jizz is keeping busy.
jizz controlling the pace.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dutch is pressing down on jizz's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
jizz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dutch looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
jizz won't allow Dutch to get back to his feet.
jizz pushes down on Dutch's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Brock jizz overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
jizz trying to control the pace.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
jizz is looking to stall here but Dutch recovers full guard.
Dutch keeping full guard, as jizz tries to pass.
Dutch looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
jizz trying to control but Dutch is working from the bottom.
Dutch manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. jizz manages to get himself to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
jizz wants to stand and escape but Dutch is having none of it.
jizz trying to control the position.
Dutch won't allow jizz to get back to his feet.
jizz is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
jizz looking for a sweep. Not yet jizz, not yet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dutch wants to control from the top but jizz keeps moving.
Dutch tries to free his leg and advance position but jizz is retaining full guard.
jizz keeping moving, preventing Dutch from controlling successfully.
Brock jizz is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Dutch doesn't succeed with the takedown
and jizz decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Dutch's guard.
jizz pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dutch is keeping the position for now.
jizz controlling from the top position.
Clarence Dutch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
And that's the end of the fight!
Brock jizz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for jizz, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brock jizz!
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hype
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