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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jak Progresso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya. Progresso has chosen Barn Axe as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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157 lbs
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167 cm
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155 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jak Progresso! The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, David Schapiro and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Progresso. Jeremy misses the jab. Jeremy shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Progresso sprawls well. Progresso wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jeremy gets slowly back to his feet. Jeremy misses with a few strikes there.
Progresso avoids the body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jeremy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Progresso can pounce on him.
Jeremy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Progresso lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Danga de danga de dang - Progresso scores with a four punch combination! Progresso circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jeremy shoots in for a takedown but Progresso shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. Progresso buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jeremy with a nice cross. Jeremy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Progresso counters with a nice leg kick. Progresso cracks Jeremy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Progresso rushes Jeremy and presses him up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round. The referee calls for Progresso to work.
Jeremy wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ron Jeremy. That's going to take a lot out of him. Progresso lands a right hand. Progresso tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jeremy avoids it. Progresso escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jeremy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Progresso. Progresso obviously looking to wear him down.
Jak Progresso is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Progresso moves away from the strike by Jeremy. The fight moves into the clinch position. Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Progresso has him pressed against the cage. Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Progresso is controlling him. Progresso looks to throw an elbow but misses. Progresso's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Nice uppercut there from Jeremy. Progresso connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. Jeremy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Progresso. Jeremy closes the distance looking to clinch and Progresso counters with a nice uppercut. The fight moves into the clinch position. Progresso misses with a knee strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Nice body punch from Progresso - that landed with a thud.
Progresso manages to break the clinch.
Progresso lands with a straight right. Jeremy didn't see that one coming. A left lands for Progresso. Progresso connects with a solid leg kick. Jeremy closes the distance but Progresso moves to the side and Progresso counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Progresso cracks Jeremy with a right hand to the side of the head. Jeremy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jeremy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. A shot to the body from Jeremy misses and Progresso counters with a straight punch to the midsection. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Danga de danga de dang - Progresso scores with a four punch combination! Jeremy is breathing heavily. Progresso connects with a crisp jab. Progresso tests Jeremy's chin there with a solid looking shot. Jeremy misses with a straight left. Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Jeremy falls off balance throwing a combination
and Progresso counters with an outside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Progresso bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jeremy's head. Progresso scores with a decent looking hook. Jeremy shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away. Progresso is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. Progresso really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Jeremy. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Jeremy landing strikes from the mount. Progresso is trying to escape the mount.
Jeremy avoids the attempt from Progresso to control. Progresso is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Jeremy is staying active. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Jeremy working the ground and pound effectively.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Progresso regains half guard. The fighters are battling for position here. Progresso manages to regain full guard. Nice work. Jeremy stopping the sweep attempt from Progresso. Jeremy lands a couple of decent looking shots. Jeremy throws a big right hand that misses. Jeremy wants to control from the top but Progresso keeps moving. Progresso has a closed guard, preventing Jeremy from standing up. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Progresso trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage. Progresso thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jak Progresso dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Progresso ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Progresso circles away from the clinch attempt and Progresso counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Progresso throws a nice outside leg kick. Progresso cracks a nice hook into Jeremy's ribs. Jak Progresso seems to be getting the better of the standup. Progresso scores with a jab. Jeremy acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Jeremy closes the distance and clinches up with Progresso, looking for a takedown. Jeremy pushes Progresso against the cage but Progresso circles to the side and manages to break the clinch. Some wild striking there from Jeremy.
Progresso takes a shot right to the bread basket. Jeremy misses with a body punch
and Progresso counters with a three punch combo that has Jeremy backing up. Jeremy nods at Progresso to acknowledge the strikes. Progresso sizes up Jeremy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Progresso connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Jeremy tries to clinch letting Progresso counter with a right hand. Progresso connects with a solid leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. A chopping leg kick lands by Progresso. Progresso lands with a nice combination. Jeremy backs away looking to recover. Jeremy tries to clinch up and Progresso counters with an outside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Jeremy misses the body punch and Progresso counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jeremy thinking. No luck for Jeremy with that takedown attempt. Progresso throws a shot to the body.
Jeremy misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Progresso counters with a lovely straight right hand! Jeremy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Jeremy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Progresso. Progresso cracks Jeremy with a good jab. Progresso turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Jeremy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Progresso ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Jeremy falls off balance throwing a combination
and Progresso counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jeremy's knee momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Progresso fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Progresso connects with a looping right hand.
Progresso instigates a clinch. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Progresso comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Knees to the body from Progresso.
Progresso tries to land knees in the clinch but Jeremy avoids the damage to the body. Progresso unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jeremy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Progresso stalling in the clinch.
Progresso lands a damaging elbow. Jeremy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Progresso is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body. Jeremy takes an elbow to the forehead. Progresso gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. A right handed body shot lands from Progresso.
Progresso stalling in the clinch but Jeremy improves position. Progresso gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Progresso creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Progresso with a knee to the head.
Progresso gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Jeremy misses with a punch to the body.
Progresso utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Progresso scores with a shoulder strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Progresso obliges. Jeremy takes an elbow to the temple. Progresso pushes Jeremy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Progresso using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Progresso lands a hook to the side of the head. Progresso lands a good knee to the midsection. Jeremy won't want to take too many of those. Progresso lands a body shot. Jeremy takes an elbow to the temple. Progresso missing with knees to the body.
Progresso pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Jeremy shoots in for a double leg but Progresso sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ron Jeremy. That's going to take a lot out of him. Jeremy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Progresso. Progresso lands a nice hook to Jeremy's body. Jeremy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Jeremy misses with a combination
and Progresso counters with a lovely straight right hand! Jeremy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Progresso counters with a stiff right hand. Jeremy walks into a jab. Jeremy fails with a takedown attempt. Ron Jeremy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Progresso bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jeremy's head backwards. Jeremy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Progresso looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jeremy wants to clinch and Progresso counters with a stiff right hand. Progresso throws a leg kick which misses Jeremy's front leg but catches the back leg as Jeremy tries to avoid it. Jeremy tries to grapple but his opponent circles and Progresso counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Progresso throws a quick inside leg kick. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Jeremy throws an overhand right that lands on Progresso's shoulder, as Progresso tries to avoid the shot. Jeremy misses with a combination
and Progresso cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jak Progresso showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Progresso lands with an overhand left. A shot to de liver by Progresso. Beautiful body shot. Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Progresso saw that one coming. Progresso getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Progresso has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Jeremy swings and misses with a shot to the body and Progresso makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Progresso moves forwards but Jeremy connects with a nice, crisp jab. Jeremy connects with a crisp jab. Jeremy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Progresso. Progresso obviously looking to wear him down.
Progresso lands a slapping body shot.
Progresso moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. Jeremy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Progresso counters with a straight right hand. Progresso is looking to slow Jeremy down with leg kicks. Progresso connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. Progresso lands a jab to the nose. Good standup being displayed there by Progresso as he connects with a hook. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Jeremy takes one to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jeremy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Progresso connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Jeremy wants to clinch and Progresso counters with a stiff right hand. Jeremy tries to clinch but fails miserably and Progresso counters with a good low kick that Jeremy was not able to check. Jeremy fails with a takedown attempt. Progresso scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Jeremy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Progresso clobbers Jeremy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. Jeremy wants to clinch but Progresso slips to the side letting Progresso counter with a right hand. Progresso connects with a single shot there. Progresso lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jeremy's sensitive parts. Jeremy throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Progresso.
Progresso smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Jeremy misses with a body punch
and Progresso counters with a nice uppercut. Jeremy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Progresso counters with a lovely shot to the body. Progresso lands with a thumping leg kick.
Progresso keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jeremy. An inside leg kick lands from Progresso. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Progresso, right into the meat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Progresso feints and then cracks Jeremy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jeremy down. Progresso uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Progresso dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Jeremy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Progresso lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Jab by Progresso. A shot to the body from Jeremy misses and Progresso counters with an outside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Progresso uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jeremy has time to react. Progresso is looking to slow Jeremy down with leg kicks. Jeremy tries to grapple but his opponent circles letting Progresso counter with a right hand. Progresso scores with a three punch combo!
Progresso lands the left hand. Progresso scores with a jab to the head.
Progresso cracks Jeremy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Progresso uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy. A big left from Jeremy misses. Progresso lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Progresso lands a nice shot that snaps Jeremy's head back.
Jeremy looks to clinch and Progresso counters with a three punch combo that has Jeremy backing up. Jeremy nods at Progresso to acknowledge the strikes. A shot to the body from Jeremy misses letting Progresso counter with a right hand. Progresso fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jeremy.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jeremy scores with a body shot.
Jeremy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Progresso staying out of range there. Nice takedown defense from Progresso. No joy for Jeremy on that attempt. Nice jab there from Progresso. Jeremy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Jak Progresso is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Progresso uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jeremy has time to react. This has been an exciting period of action! Jeremy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Progresso counters with a nice leg kick. Good shot there by Progresso. Progresso lands a with a good body shot. Progresso scores with a decent looking hook. Progresso chopping away at his opponent's legs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Jeremy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Progresso counters with an outside leg kick.
Progresso digs a good hook to Jeremy's body.
Progresso tests Jeremy's chin there with a solid looking shot. Jeremy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
And that's the end of the fight! Jak Progresso comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I've got Progresso winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Jak Progresso! Judge David Schapiro scores the fight for Jak Progresso! Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Jak Progresso!
Jak Progresso wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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