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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jarppi Virne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Gettafuckoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jarppi Virne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, James Gettafuckoff!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Virne shoots in and drives through. Gettafuckoff sprawls well.
Gettafuckoff misses with a series of wild punches.
James Gettafuckoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gettafuckoff scores with a jab. Virne acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
It looks like Jarppi Virne has been cut.
Gettafuckoff tries to keep at a distance but Virne has taken the fight into the clinch.
Gettafuckoff fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Virne has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Gettafuckoff is trying to keep an underhook but Virne manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Virne working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Virne throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Virne is trying to control the action in half guard but Gettafuckoff is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Gettafuckoff is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Virne knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Gettafuckoff on the ground.
Gettafuckoff wants to get back to his feet.
Gettafuckoff is trying to get back to full guard.
Virne moves into full mount! Gettafuckoff won't be happy about that!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gettafuckoff sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gettafuckoff missing with punches from the bottom.
Virne seems to be working for a kimura but Gettafuckoff defends the submission attempt.
Gettafuckoff tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Virne not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Gettafuckoff is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Virne pulls his head out easily.
Gettafuckoff misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Gettafuckoff is looking to escape.
Virne wants to stand up but Gettafuckoff is controlling the position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Gettafuckoff moves in looking to clinch but Virne pushes him off.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Gettafuckoff on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Virne fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Virne is breathing heavily.
Gettafuckoff throws a right and a left that Virne avoids nicely.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Gettafuckoff!
Gettafuckoff scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Gettafuckoff stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Gettafuckoff wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jarppi Virne. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Virne changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Gettafuckoff tries to avoid it but Virne manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Gettafuckoff to the ground. Gettafuckoff escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Gettafuckoff scores with a three punch combo!
Virne changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Gettafuckoff tries to avoid it but Virne manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Gettafuckoff to the ground. Gettafuckoff escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Gettafuckoff jabs at Virne's body.
Danga de danga de dang - Gettafuckoff scores with a four punch combination!
Gettafuckoff tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Virne paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Virne tries to clinch up but Gettafuckoff circles away and keeps his distance.
Virne takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Gettafuckoff moves in looking to clinch but Virne pushes him off.
Gettafuckoff scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Gettafuckoff moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Gettafuckoff lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Virne backs up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gettafuckoff misses with a series of wild punches.
Gettafuckoff goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Gettafuckoff looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Gettafuckoff is looking to clinch but Virne is avoiding it.
Gettafuckoff scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Virne lands a lovely overhand right.
Virne keeps the fight on the outside.
Virne fails to land with a series of punches.
Gettafuckoff tries to close the distance and clinch but Virne swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Gettafuckoff fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Virne, pushing him back against the cage.
Gettafuckoff tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Virne pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Gettafuckoff displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Virne stuns Gettafuckoff with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Gettafuckoff lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Gettafuckoff gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Virne to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Gettafuckoff lands a decent punch to the body there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gettafuckoff has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Virne off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Virne swats away the attempt to clinch by Gettafuckoff.
Virne tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Gettafuckoff swivels and escapes.
Virne shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Gettafuckoff defends it nicely.
Gettafuckoff throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Gettafuckoff tries to clinch but Virne is having none of it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Virne stalks Gettafuckoff and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Gettafuckoff's face. Gettafuckoff staggers backwards, shaken.
Gettafuckoff tries to clinch but Virne is having none of it.
Gettafuckoff tries to clinch but Virne moves away
and Virne counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gettafuckoff is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Virne pulls his head out easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
James Gettafuckoff dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jarppi Virne's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
A left and a right from Gettafuckoff both land. Nice combination.
Gettafuckoff has managed to clinch.
Gettafuckoff wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Virne has him pressed against the cage.
Virne is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Virne drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Virne lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gettafuckoff backwards.
Virne's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gettafuckoff lands with a nice combination. Virne backs away looking to recover.
Gettafuckoff tries to clinch but Virne moves out of range.
Virne tries to score a power double leg takedown but Gettafuckoff sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Virne somewhat.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Gettafuckoff scores with a three punch combo!
Gettafuckoff swinging wilding here.
James Gettafuckoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gettafuckoff tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jarppi Virne is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gettafuckoff lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Gettafuckoff scores with a three punch combo!
Virne looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Gettafuckoff is fending him off so far but Virne persists. Nope, Gettafuckoff circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jarppi Virne. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gettafuckoff closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Gettafuckoff dips to his left and cracks Virne with an uppercut!
Gettafuckoff tries to close the distance and clinch up but Virne swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Gettafuckoff fails in his attempt to clinch.
Virne circles away from the clinch attempt.
Virne fails with the takedown.
Virne throws a series of punches but Gettafuckoff moves out of range.
Gettafuckoff will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gettafuckoff looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Virne showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Gettafuckoff.
Gettafuckoff throws a combination. Virne tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Virne shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Gettafuckoff manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gettafuckoff has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Virne off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gettafuckoff throws a series of punches but Virne avoids them all with ease.
Virne shoots in looking for a takedown. Gettafuckoff tries to sprawl out of it but Virne keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Gettafuckoff manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Gettafuckoff stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Gettafuckoff.
Gettafuckoff in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Virne is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). James Gettafuckoff!
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energy
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