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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charmander ketchup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mauricio Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). ketchup comes to the cage accompanied by Otep - Eat the Children. Mauricio Jones has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charmander ketchup!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mauricio Jones!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones swings for the body but ketchup moves out of range.
ketchup lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jones moves forwards but ketchup connects with a nice, crisp jab.
ketchup digs a good body shot into Jones's ribs.
ketchup misses with a wild combination.
ketchup throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
ketchup with a jab.
Jones drives through and clinches with ketchup against the cage.
Jones tries to score a body lock takedown but ketchup shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
The referee calls for Jones to work.
Jones has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. ketchup is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
ketchup lands a shot to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Jones.
ketchup gets underhooks to prevent Jones's takedown attempt.
Charmander ketchup has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mauricio Jones.
Jones pulls guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
ketchup has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Jones is proving hard to escape from.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Jones has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Jones wants to sweep here but ketchup controlling him for the moment.
ketchup will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
ketchup wants to get up but he can't break Jones's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Jones is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst ketchup is controlling him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
ketchup scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
ketchup really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
ketchup ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jones shoots in and drives through. ketchup sprawls well.
Jones shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. ketchup defends it nicely.
ketchup connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jones misses with a body shot
and ketchup cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jones slips a jab and a cross from ketchup.
ketchup misses with a series of wild punches.
ketchup scores with a hook to the body. Jones takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
ketchup lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jones at a distance.
Jones takes a jab right on the kisser.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones fails with a takedown attempt.
ketchup slaps away a takedown attempt from Jones, before circling back to the center of the mat.
ketchup is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
ketchup lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jones at a distance.
Jones has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
ketchup connects with a body shot.
ketchup scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Charmander ketchup seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
ketchup lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Jones takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
ketchup scores with a one two! Jones had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
ketchup misses with a few strikes there.
Jones shoots for a takedown but ketchup saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jones misses with an uppercut. ketchup saw that one coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
ketchup scores with a decent looking hook.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - ketchup circles away.
ketchup fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
ketchup scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Danga de danga de dang - ketchup scores with a four punch combination!
Jones throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around ketchup's waist but ketchup gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jones off to one side.
Jones looks gassed!
Jones takes one on the button.
ketchup smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts ketchup, as that shot connected.
ketchup scores with a body shot.
A jab from ketchup finds it's way through Jones's defenses.
ketchup misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jones shoots in looking for a takedown. ketchup tries to sprawl out of it but Jones keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. ketchup manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
ketchup scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charmander ketchup dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
ketchup scores with a jab.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says ketchup as he avoids it easily.
A shot to de liver by ketchup. Beautiful body shot.
ketchup lands with a nice combination. Jones backs away looking to recover.
Jones moves into range and clinches up with ketchup.
Jones keeps the fight in the clinch, despite ketchup's efforts to push away.
Jones has ketchup pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. ketchup manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
ketchup has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
ketchup blocks an elbow strike from Jones.
Jones drops down looking for an ankle pick but ketchup pulls his leg out and moves away.
Charmander ketchup has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mauricio Jones.
ketchup with a hook.
ketchup uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jones has time to react.
Jones has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
ketchup lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jones at a distance.
Jones fails with a takedown attempt.
Jones is breathing heavily.
ketchup scores with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A left and a right from ketchup both land. Nice combination.
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
ketchup scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
ketchup moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
ketchup is working the combinations to good effect here.
ketchup lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
ketchup scores with a body shot.
ketchup throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
ketchup's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and ketchup duly obliges.
ketchup looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
ketchup throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Jones shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. ketchup defends it nicely.
Jones takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones takes one to the chin there.
ketchup with a hook.
Jones dodges the punch combination from ketchup.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by ketchup!
ketchup moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Charmander ketchup is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
ketchup lands a slapping body shot.
Jones misses with a kick to the body.
Jones shoots in for a double leg but ketchup sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
ketchup scores with a jab.
ketchup sizes up Jones with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jones looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? ketchup is fending him off so far but Jones persists. Nope, ketchup circles away and we're back to standing.
A left and a right from ketchup both land. Nice combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones ducks right into an uppercut from ketchup.
ketchup tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A left and a right from ketchup both land. Nice combination.
ketchup's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and ketchup duly obliges.
Charmander ketchup is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
ketchup cracks Jones with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jones takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
ketchup is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
ketchup scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd cheers as ketchup lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jones doesn't seem phased though.
Jones wants to clinch up but ketchup keeps it at a distance.
ketchup stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
ketchup lands a lovely overhand right.
ketchup swinging wilding here.
ketchup throws a right hand that Jones ducks under and follows up with a left that Jones also avoids with ease.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
ketchup throws a combination. Jones tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
ketchup moves out of range as Jones strikes.
Jones has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
ketchup changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
ketchup jabs at Jones's body.
ketchup lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
ketchup connects with a right hand. Jones shakes it off.
ketchup swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
ketchup lands with a nice body punch.
ketchup fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A nice combination there by ketchup.
ketchup swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jones.
ketchup lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charmander ketchup dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
ketchup stuffs the takedown.
ketchup scores with a jab to the jaw.
ketchup lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jones is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
ketchup lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jones backs up against the cage.
ketchup throws a right and a left that Jones avoids nicely.
Jones tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and ketchup counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
ketchup lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch but ketchup swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
ketchup throws a nice looking combination but Jones bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
ketchup misses with a double jab.
Jones shoots in but ketchup avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Jones or perhaps it was just good defense by ketchup which made him look bad.
Charmander ketchup has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mauricio Jones.
Jones moves in looking to clinch but ketchup pushes him off.
ketchup keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jones moves in looking to clinch but ketchup pushes him off.
ketchup lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
ketchup circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jones ducks right into an uppercut from ketchup.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as ketchup checks a leg kick.
Jones is looking to clinch but ketchup is avoiding it.
ketchup connects with the punch.
ketchup fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jones on the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
ketchup scores with a jab to the head.
ketchup lands with a hook. Jones tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jones takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Jones takes one to the side of the head.
A nice combination there by ketchup.
Jones walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
ketchup moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jones drops his hands momentarily and ketchup takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Jones tries to score a power double leg takedown but ketchup sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Jones somewhat.
Jones doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A cross from ketchup lands.
Jones shoots for a takedown but ketchup saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from ketchup.
ketchup connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
ketchup clobbers Jones with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
ketchup connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jones's hands.
ketchup connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jones takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice hook.
ketchup misses with a double jab.
Jones wants to clinch up but ketchup keeps it at a distance.
ketchup leaves Jones with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jones shoots in but ketchup avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jones closes this distance looking for a takedown but ketchup circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Jones with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling ketchup to score with a decent uppercut.
Jones takes one to the side of the head.
ketchup lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A decent looking cross lands there for ketchup.
ketchup lands with a hook. Jones tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jones needs to keep his hands up - ketchup had a free shot at his head there.
ketchup lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Donk. ketchup catches Jones right on the button with a cross.
ketchup lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jones backs up against the cage.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts ketchup as he jumps to the side.
ketchup lands an overhand right.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
ketchup cracks Jones with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Mauricio Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
ketchup fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Charmander ketchup showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for ketchup, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charmander ketchup!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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