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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Weiner Whipple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimbo Dice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Whipple's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Awesome New Metallica Song. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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256 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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186 cm
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265 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Weiner Whipple!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kimbo Dice!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Paulo Santos and Leandro Rodrigues.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dice throws a head kick that Whipple semi-blocks.
Dice stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dice wants it to stay on the feet.
Nice sprawl there from Whipple as Dice shoots in.
Whipple shoots and misses
letting Dice counter with a right hand.
Dice goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Whipple misses with a takedown attempt
and Dice counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Weiner Whipple. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Whipple looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dice thows a huge punch but Whipple dodges it nicely.
Whipple is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dice pulls his head out easily.
Whipple actively working from the bottom here.
Dice throwing shots but Whipple is blocking nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dice seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Whipple looking for submissions off his back.
Whipple looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Whipple is breathing heavily.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Dice shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Whipple as he jumps to the side.
Dice throws a nice head kick!
Whipple with a lazy takedown attempt
and Dice counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whipple looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Dice working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dice stands up from Whipple's guard - Dice perhaps looking for a knockout.
Whipple misses with a takedown attempt
and Dice counters with a big head kick but Whipple shrugs it off.
Whipple shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Dice counter with a right hand.
Whipple fails with the takedown
and Dice counters by moving into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dice pulls guard successfully.
Whipple drops back looking for a leg! Dice is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dice manages to kick Whipple off! Whipple jumps back into Dice's guard.
Dice is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Whipple is controlling him.
Whipple drops back looking for a leg! Dice is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dice manages to kick Whipple off! Whipple jumps back into Dice's guard.
Whipple is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dice trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Dice wants to stand and escape but Whipple is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Whipple thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Whipple shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Dice counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Whipple misses with a takedown
and Dice counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Whipple misses with a takedown attempt
and Dice counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Whipple looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dice missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Dice looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kimbo Dice dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Dice looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Dice throws a big right hand that misses.
Dice should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Whipple is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Whipple is working an open guard so Dice takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Whipple gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Whipple takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Weiner Whipple is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dice is breathing heavily.
Whipple has his takedown stuffed
and Dice counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dice gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Dice has had enough of the clinch but Whipple keeps him there for the moment.
Dice tries to circle away but Whipple has him pinned against the cage.
Whipple tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dice smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Weiner Whipple. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Whipple misses with a takedown attempt
and Dice counters with a big head kick but Whipple shrugs it off.
Whipple misses with a takedown
and Dice counters with a stiff right hand.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Dice has eaten all the pies!
Whipple fails with the takedown
and Dice counters by clinching up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dice breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Whipple fails with the takedown
and Dice counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Dice.
Dice is trying to force a seperation but Whipple has the dominant position.
Dice prevents the takedown attempt.
Dice wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dice lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dice working hard to break the clinch.
Whipple fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Whipple stops a takedown attempt from Dice.
Whipple prevents Dice from breaking the clinch.
Dice gets underhooks to prevent Whipple's takedown attempt.
Dice tries to stall but Whipple uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dice breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whipple with a poor takedown
and Dice counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Whipple gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Dice counters with a straight right hand.
Whipple tries for a takedown but Dice circles away easily
and Dice cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Whipple misses with a takedown attempt
and Dice cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Whipple tries for a takedown but Dice circles away easily
letting Dice counter with a right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Whipple tries for a takedown but Dice circles away easily
and Dice counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Whipple is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Whipple misses with a takedown
enabling Dice to counter with a crisp jab.
Whipple gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Dice counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kimbo Dice showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Dice throws a head kick that Whipple semi-blocks.
Dice shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Whipple counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Dice's guard now.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Whipple drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Whipple jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Whipple drops back looking for a leg! Dice is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dice manages to kick Whipple off! Whipple jumps back into Dice's guard.
Whipple won't allow Dice to get back to his feet.
Whipple thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Whipple is pushing down on Dice's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dice is fighting to maintain full guard but Whipple has managed to sneak the leg through.
Dice is trying to stand back up but Whipple is controlling him
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whipple is trying to work for a kimura but Dice is defending well.
Whipple stops Dice from getting back to his feet.
Whipple is looking for a kimura but Dice is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Whipple to get the leverage.
Dice is trying to stand up here but Whipple is controlling him well.
Whipple is looking for a kimura here.
Dice misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Whipple maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Dice could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Whipple has cracked it and Dice is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Whipple!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Weiner Whipple!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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