PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Augusto Pinochet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman has chosen Anew Revolution-True Faith as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Brock Bateman was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pinochet
vs
Bateman

200 cm
23
260 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
265 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Very quick

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Knock Out Artistry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Augusto Pinochet!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Brock Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Daniel Cesar and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Pinochet misses with a two punch combination.
Pinochet misses with a double jab.
Pinochet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A nice combination there by Pinochet.
Pinochet misses with a head kick.
No joy there for Pinochet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bateman scores with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bateman misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bateman connects with a superb combination that knocks Pinochet out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Bateman before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Pinochet!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Brock Bateman!
Brock Bateman is the new heavyweight champion!