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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lord Thomas Drake Suxxabigun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vader comes to the ring accompanied by Imperial March. Suxxabigun has chosen Sunglasses At Night as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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300 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lord Vader!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lord Thomas Drake Suxxabigun!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Dmitry Maklakov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vader shoots for a takedown but Suxxabigun saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Vader shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Vader was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Vader working for a guillotine from mount but Suxxabigun is in no mood to give up.
Suxxabigun gets back to half guard.
Suxxabigun is looking to escape.
Suxxabigun is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Suxxabigun desperately trying to maintain half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Suxxabigun can do anything to dispel that myth.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Vader in particular looking to stall.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Suxxabigun tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Vader has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Suxxabigun has given up his back.
Suxxabigun is trying to stand back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Suxxabigun is trying to break free.
Suxxabigun is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Suxxabigun trying to control the action but Vader just sinks the hooks in.
Vader trying to control.
Suxxabigun trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Suxxabigun controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
Suxxabigun looks gassed!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Suxxabigun. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Vader connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Suxxabigun to escape the position.
Vader loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Suxxabigun hold on?
Vader connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Suxxabigun to escape the position.
Vader controlling the position well here. Suxxabigun rolled but Vader kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
Vader is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Suxxabigun is defending well though. Vader let's go of the attempt for now.
Suxxabigun really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Vader. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Vader.
Vader gets his hands free as Suxxabigun looks to control.
A lull in the action here.
Suxxabigun is really stuck here.
Vader lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lord Vader dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A nice combination there by Vader.
Vader shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Suxxabigun as he jumps to the side.
A punch lands to the side of Suxxabigun 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Suxxabigun feints and as Vader raises his hands in defense, Suxxabigun changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Vader looking to hit a scissor sweep but Suxxabigun is one step ahead there.
Suxxabigun trying to control the position from guard on top but Vader is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Suxxabigun postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Vader is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Suxxabigun, into his guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader controls from within his opponent's guard.
Suxxabigun lands a couple of decent looking body shots there.
Suxxabigun throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Vader escapes and throws Suxxabigun's legs to the side, diving into side control!
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Suxxabigun throws a couple of strikes even though he's not really in a good position to do so.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Vader working away.
Suxxabigun gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Vader is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Suxxabigun defends it well.
Suxxabigun wants to get back to full guard.
Suxxabigun is trying to stand up here but Vader is controlling him well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader wants to control but Suxxabigun is keeping him busy.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Suxxabigun closes the distance and clinches up with Vader, looking for a takedown. Suxxabigun pushes Vader against the ropes but Vader circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Vader moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Lord Vader seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Suxxabigun moves in looking to clinch but Vader pushes him off.
Vader misses with a double jab.
Suxxabigun moves into the clinch successfully.
Suxxabigun missing with knees to the body.
Suxxabigun is working Vader over against the ropes.
Suxxabigun lands an elbow inside that Vader shrugs off.
Suxxabigun wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Vader has him pressed against the ropes.
Suxxabigun managing to block the knees to the body from Vader.
Suxxabigun lands a shot to the body.
Suxxabigun stalling in the clinch but Vader improves position.
Vader on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Suxxabigun is looking to control Vader's arms but Vader gets an underhook and turns him. Now Suxxabigun has his back to the ropes.
Suxxabigun lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Vader.
Suxxabigun fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Vader is looking to control Suxxabigun's arms but Suxxabigun gets an underhook and turns him. Now Vader has his back to the ropes.
Suxxabigun decides to pull guard.
Vader stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Suxxabigun swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vader looking to sit in guard and control but Suxxabigun gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Vader is trying to keep Suxxabigun in close.
Vader looking for a sweep. Not yet Vader, not yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Lord Thomas Drake Suxxabigun will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
The fight stays on the outside here - Suxxabigun looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A head kick misses from Suxxabigun.
Vader closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Suxxabigun to the mat! Suxxabigun manages to get full guard.
Vader controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Vader gets to his feet. Suxxabigun looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Suxxabigun shoots and misses
and Vader counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Suxxabigun!
Vader controlling his opponent.
Suxxabigun is trying desperately to improve position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Suxxabigun tries to lock up and control but Vader gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Suxxabigun might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Vader kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Suxxabigun working to try and regain half guard.
Vader wants to control the pace but Suxxabigun is squirming around nicely.
Vader prevents Suxxabigun from getting the reversal.
Suxxabigun is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Suxxabigun tries to lock up and control but Vader gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Vader throwing strikes here but Suxxabigun is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Suxxabigun really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Vader lands a big elbow.
Vader prevents Suxxabigun from getting the reversal.
Vader tries to control but Suxxabigun wriggling away.
Vader is looking to stand but Vader has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.
Suxxabigun tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Suxxabigun is looking to escape.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Vader lands a big shot there that rocks Suxxabigun but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Suxxabigun is just holding on here. Vader manages to take his back.
Vader is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Suxxabigun has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Vader has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Suxxabigun taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Vader doesn't care though - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Lord Vader!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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