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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pepito Manaloto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sponge Bob Squarepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Manaloto has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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183 cm
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200 lbs
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194 cm
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203 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
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BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Pepito Manaloto! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sponge Bob Squarepants! The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Squarepants closes the distance and lands a one-two. A telegraphed right hand from Manaloto misses the target. Manaloto takes a kick to the side of the head. Manaloto throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Squarepants to counter with a crisp jab. Squarepants throws a nice head kick!
Squarepants scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. Manaloto wants to control but Squarepants is keeping busy.
Squarepants missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Manaloto trying to control here.
Squarepants wants to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round. Squarepants content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. Squarepants winds up and cracks Manaloto with a swinging punch to the side of the head. Squarepants prevents Manaloto from standing back up.
Manaloto is breathing heavily. Squarepants stands up out of the half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Squarepants lands a high kick!
Manaloto dives in and grabs Squarepants's left leg, looking for a takedown. Squarepants pushes down on Manaloto's head and hops out. Squarepants goes for a high kick. It partially lands. Squarepants clinches with his opponent.
Squarepants fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Squarepants looking for a takedown. Manaloto prevents a takedown attempt there.
Pepito Manaloto has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sponge Bob Squarepants. Squarepants tries to pull guard but Manaloto holds him up against the cage and eventually Squarepants drops back down to his feet.
Manaloto fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Manaloto gets control of Squarepants's arms and successfully pulls guard. Manaloto will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back. Squarepants trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. Squarepants trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Squarepants is stalling in the full guard. Squarepants drops back looking for a leg! Manaloto is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Manaloto manages to kick Squarepants off! Squarepants jumps back into Manaloto's guard. Squarepants is looking to work some ground and pound but Manaloto has wrist control. Squarepants sitting in guard here, content to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Squarepants is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. Squarepants is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position. Squarepants working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sponge Bob Squarepants dominated that round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Squarepants moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Left hook, right uppercut from Squarepants. Squarepants closes the distance and clinches. Squarepants has Manaloto pushed against the cage. Manaloto tries to pull guard but Squarepants holds him up against the cage and eventually Manaloto drops back down to his feet.
Squarepants wants to break free but Manaloto has control.
Squarepants goes for a takedown attempt but Manaloto pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Squarepants throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Squarepants darts in and clinches Manaloto up against the cage. Squarepants manages to break the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round. Squarepants moves into the clinch. Squarepants manages to break the clinch.
Manaloto misses with a combination
and Squarepants counters with a nice double leg into half guard. Squarepants content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. Squarepants is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Manaloto doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Squarepants.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Squarepants is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Manaloto is just riding it out for now. Squarepants eventually gives up the hold. Manaloto tries to get to full guard but Squarepants has control of the leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Squarepants wants to stand up but Manaloto has a hold of him and won't allow it. Squarepants wants to free his trapped foot but Manaloto is holding on for dear life with his legs. Manaloto tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Squarepants has advanced to mount. Uh oh. Squarepants controlling the position easily from mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace. Manaloto is trying desperately to improve position. Squarepants controlling his opponent. Let's hope that Squarepants has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sponge Bob Squarepants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Manaloto drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Manaloto throws a predictable looking body shot
and Squarepants counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Manaloto! The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Squarepants is looking to work his way around to Manaloto's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position. Squarepants lands a nice shot to the head. Squarepants tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. Manaloto tries to hold on but Squarepants postures up. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Manaloto taking shots to the head. Manaloto is looking to get to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. Squarepants with the ground and pound from mount. Squarepants controlling his opponent. Squarepants has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Manaloto's face.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Squarepants breaks from Manaloto's wrist control and lands an elbow. Squarepants is landing with some decent strikes but Manaloto is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue. Squarepants is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Manaloto can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Squarepants looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet. Squarepants connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Squarepants sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. Manaloto tries to reverse the position but Squarepants maintains control.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Squarepants lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Manaloto hang on? Manaloto might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground. Squarepants landing punches. Manaloto is looking to improve his position but Squarepants isn't that keen on the idea. Squarepants controlling from mount. Squarepants putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it. Squarepants is landing with some decent strikes but Manaloto is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue. Manaloto is trying to reverse the position but instead Squarepants has taken his back - oops! Squarepants biding his time, controlling Manaloto. Squarepants is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Manaloto knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Manaloto for a finish. Sponge Bob Squarepants is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Squarepants lands shots from the back.
And that's the end of the fight! Sponge Bob Squarepants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Squarepants has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 27:30 Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 26:30 Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sponge Bob Squarepants!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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