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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jose The Crash Test Dummy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Forrest Glover (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Forrest Glover told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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215 cm
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300 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
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195 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jose The Crash Test Dummy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Forrest Glover! The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Luis Engracia and Leandro Rodrigues.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Glover misses with a two punch combination.
The fight stays on the outside here - Glover looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Glover takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. The Crash Test Dummy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Glover misses with a double jab.
Glover shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. No luck for Glover with that takedown attempt. The Crash Test Dummy keeps the fight on the outside. Glover tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Glover tries to clinch but The Crash Test Dummy moves out of range. Glover wants to clinch up but The Crash Test Dummy keeps it at a distance. Jab from The Crash Test Dummy. Glover shoots in but no luck this time. Jose The Crash Test Dummy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Forrest Glover. The Crash Test Dummy instigates a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round. The Crash Test Dummy is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though. The Crash Test Dummy pulls Glover into guard.
Glover preventing the sweep. The Crash Test Dummy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now The Crash Test Dummy is on top in guard.
The Crash Test Dummy won't allow Glover to get back to his feet. The Crash Test Dummy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. The Crash Test Dummy wants to pass the guard but Glover is keeping the position. The Crash Test Dummy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control. The Crash Test Dummy passes into half guard. The Crash Test Dummy is looking for a kimura but Glover is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for The Crash Test Dummy to get the leverage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The Crash Test Dummy looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The Crash Test Dummy thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Glover's head. The Crash Test Dummy is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. Glover blocking the ground and pound attempt from The Crash Test Dummy.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Glover has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. The Crash Test Dummy is working away from the top position though. The Crash Test Dummy wants to control but Glover is keeping him busy. The Crash Test Dummy is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The Crash Test Dummy is breathing heavily.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up. Glover tries to grapple but his opponent circles and The Crash Test Dummy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Glover clinches but The Crash Test Dummy breaks the clinch and The Crash Test Dummy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Glover throws a sloppy head kick and The Crash Test Dummy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. The Crash Test Dummy throws a lazy right hand but Glover sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Forrest Glover seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Glover tries for a takedown but The Crash Test Dummy circles away easily and The Crash Test Dummy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Glover thinking.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The Crash Test Dummy throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Glover shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. The Crash Test Dummy has his foot on Glover's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Glover works his way back into a safe position though. The Crash Test Dummy looking to sweep here. No luck so far. The Crash Test Dummy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. Glover trying to control the position from guard on top but The Crash Test Dummy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Glover drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Glover jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. Glover trying to stand up but can't free himself from The Crash Test Dummy's guard. Glover drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Glover jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jose The Crash Test Dummy dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
The Crash Test Dummy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Glover as he avoids it easily. Glover closes the distance looking to clinch and The Crash Test Dummy counters by clinching up. The Crash Test Dummy lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Glover on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. The Crash Test Dummy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. The Crash Test Dummy takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position. The Crash Test Dummy is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Glover sees it coming and defends easily. The Crash Test Dummy looks to land a strike but Glover avoids it nicely and regains full guard. The Crash Test Dummy has gone for a leg lock! Glover slips out almost immediately though and dives into The Crash Test Dummy's guard. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round. Glover trying to control but The Crash Test Dummy is working from the bottom. Glover would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. Glover stopping the sweep attempt from The Crash Test Dummy. Glover pushing down on The Crash Test Dummy's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. Glover is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and The Crash Test Dummy defends it well. Glover prevents The Crash Test Dummy from improving his position. The Crash Test Dummy looking for submissions off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. The Crash Test Dummy is trying to control but can't.
Glover has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. Glover throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Glover working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet. The Crash Test Dummy throwing hammer fists to the chest of Glover. What's that going to do exactly? The Crash Test Dummy is looking to improve his position but Glover isn't that keen on the idea. Glover wants to get back to his feet but The Crash Test Dummy is holding on tight.
Glover trying to control but he's not successful this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Glover prevents The Crash Test Dummy from getting the reversal. Glover thowing shots but they're missing. Glover stands up from mount. Strange move. Glover tries for a takedown but The Crash Test Dummy circles away easily and The Crash Test Dummy counters by moving into the clinch. The Crash Test Dummy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. The Crash Test Dummy manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back. The Crash Test Dummy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Glover can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. The Crash Test Dummy tries to strike from the bottom.
The Crash Test Dummy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions. The Crash Test Dummy working for a triangle but Glover defends it easily.
The Crash Test Dummy has a closed guard, preventing Glover from standing up.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The Crash Test Dummy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Glover advances position into side control! Glover is looking to take a break and control but The Crash Test Dummy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. The Crash Test Dummy manages to work his way to half guard, despite Glover's best efforts. Glover prevents The Crash Test Dummy from improving his position. Glover has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can The Crash Test Dummy defend it? Glover steps over the head and cranks it - The Crash Test Dummy is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Glover!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Forrest Glover!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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