PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Christian Troy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doug Funny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Troy
vs
Funny

177 cm
21
220 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

199 cm
22
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Christian Troy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Doug Funny!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funny takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Troy throws a nice head kick!

It looks like Doug Funny has been cut.
Troy could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Funny blocks a head kick by Troy.
Troy is looking to clinch.
Troy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Troy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Funny.
Funny tries to bum rush Troy with a series of wild strikes but Troy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Troy throws a head kick that half lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Troy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Troy tries to clinch there but Funny circles away.

Funny tries to keep at a distance but Troy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Troy is trying to break free.

Funny manages to break the clinch.
Troy misses with a head kick.
Funny keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Troy throws a head kick that misses.

Funny rushes Troy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Troy misses with an elbow over the top.

Funny breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Troy throws a nice head kick!
Funny fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Troy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Funny tries to keep at a distance but Troy has taken the fight into the clinch.

Funny escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Funny fails to land with a series of punches.
Doug Funny is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Funny throws a nice looking combination but Troy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Funny looks gassed!
Troy is looking to clinch.
Troy closes the distance and clinches up with Funny, looking for a takedown. Troy pushes Funny against the cage but Funny circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Troy shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Funny but Funny pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Christian Troy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Funny throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Troy colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Funny as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Troy is left battered and dazed whilst Funny and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doug Funny!