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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bob Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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155 lbs
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158 lbs
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Counter striker
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bob Wilson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties misses with a wild body shot.
Titties misses with a few strikes there.
A jab lands there for Titties.
Titties jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Titties misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wilson.
Titties misses with a series of wild punches.
Titties missing with a left hand there. Wilson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wilson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wilson misses with a takedown attempt - Titties sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Titties misses with a looping left.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties misses the jab.
Titties with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Titties ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wilson moves away.
Wilson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Titties thows a body shot but no joy.
Wilson walks into a jab.
Titties rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wilson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wilson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties wants to get back to full guard.
Wilson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Titties keeps working.
Wilson is controlling the pace.
Wilson tries to pass to full mount but Titties defends it.
Titties moves into full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties keeping moving, preventing Wilson from controlling successfully.
Wilson controls from within his opponent's guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Titties can do anything to dispel that myth.
Wilson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Titties swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wilson is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Wilson pushes down on Titties's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Wilson content to control rather than advance.
Wilson is looking to take a break and control but Titties is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wilson keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bob Wilson dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Titties throws a series of strikes that have Wilson backpedaling.
Titties looks to land a left hand but Wilson moved out of range nicely.
Wilson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Titties but Titties pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Titties throws a series of punches but Wilson moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Titties.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Titties misses with a body shot.
Wilson slips under a jab from Titties.
Wilson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson shoots in for a takedown but Titties shows good takedown defense.
Wilson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wilson moves out of range of the strikes.
Titties looks to throw the jab but Wilson is out of range.
Wilson takes one on the button.
Hanz Titties is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wilson shoots for a double leg takedown but Titties sprawls well. He's pushed Wilson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bob Wilson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Titties misses with an uppercut. Wilson saw that one coming.
Titties throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Titties lands a with a good body shot.
Good shot there by Titties.
Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wilson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Titties.
Titties scores with a hook.
Wilson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Titties.
Titties misses with an uppercut. Wilson saw that one coming.
Titties ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wilson moves away.
Wilson shoots in looking for a takedown. Titties tries to sprawl out of it but Wilson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Titties manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Titties lands with a right hand.
Titties throws a hook but Wilson avoids it easily.
Wilson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Titties throws a looping overhand right but Wilson ducks down to avoid it.
Titties throws a jab but it's blocked by Wilson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Titties scores with the left hand. Wilson knows he should have avoided that one.
Wilson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Titties just misses with a punch to the body.
Titties misses with a straight left.
A decent looking cross lands there for Titties.
Titties scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wilson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Titties but Titties pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Wilson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hanz Titties showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Wilson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Titties.
Titties throws the left hand but Wilson avoids the punch easily.
Titties connects with a good right hand that stumbles Wilson. Wilson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Titties uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wilson has time to react.
Titties defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Wilson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Titties misses the shot to the body.
Wilson closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Wilson lands in his opponent's guard.
Wilson trying to control the position from guard on top but Titties is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson looking to sit in guard and control but Titties gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Wilson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Wilson is on top in guard.
Wilson controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Titties keeping full guard, as Wilson tries to pass.
Wilson controlling from the top position.
Wilson trying to control the position from guard on top but Titties is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wilson's corner is telling him to maintain position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wilson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Titties swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Titties is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Wilson stays in close to Titties's body and controls the position.
Titties looking to hit a scissor sweep but Wilson is one step ahead there.
Wilson trying to control the position from guard on top but Titties is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Bob Wilson just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Wilson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Titties throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Titties stuffs the takedown attempt from Wilson. Wilson gets slowly back to his feet.
Hanz Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some wild striking there from Titties.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Titties sizes up Wilson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bob Wilson showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Wilson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight for Hanz Titties!
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight for Hanz Titties!
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight for Hanz Titties!
Hanz Titties wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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