PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Blue Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poopoo Peepee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Dynamite
vs
Peepee

189 cm
22
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
18
190 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Blue Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Poopoo Peepee!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Nard Betker and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Peepee shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Dynamite is trying to stand.
Peepee keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Peepee wants to advance to full mount but Dynamite doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Peepee forces his way into half guard.
Peepee is keen to just control but Dynamite is a slippery customer.
Peepee tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Dynamite.
Dynamite has his hands clasped together around Peepee's back. He's all about the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite is looking to control Peepee's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dynamite avoid being mounted?
Dynamite tries to roll over but Peepee keeps him under control.

Peepee stands up and beckons Dynamite to join him on the feet.
Peepee tries to clinch but Dynamite is having none of it.
Peepee shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dynamite connects with the punch.
Dynamite lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Peepee backs up against the cage.
Peepee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dynamite is fending him off so far but Peepee persists. Nope, Dynamite circles away and we're back to standing.
Some wild striking there from Dynamite.
Dynamite scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Peepee fails with the takedown.
Blue Dynamite has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poopoo Peepee.
Peepee looks gassed!
Dynamite does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

Dynamite changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Peepee looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Peepee is working to avoid the ground and pound but Dynamite connects with a decent elbow.
Peepee taking a bit of punishment here - Dynamite scoring with strikes.
You can see the frustration on Peepee's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Peepee tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Dynamite wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peepee manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dynamite is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Peepee wants to work for an arm triangle but Dynamite is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Dynamite pushes Peepee off and gets back to his feet.
A punch combination from Dynamite misses.
Dynamite fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Some wild striking there from Dynamite.
Dynamite stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dynamite wants it to stay on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peepee misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Dynamite gets a takedown into half guard.
Peepee gets full guard.
Peepee trying to keep a closed guard but Dynamite is proving a slippery customer.
Dynamite content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Dynamite trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dynamite has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Peepee looking for a guillotine here but Dynamite defends easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Peepee looking for a sweep. Not yet Peepee, not yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blue Dynamite dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Peepee wants to clinch up but Dynamite keeps it at a distance.

Dynamite shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Dynamite has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Peepee's face.
Peepee is trying desperately to improve position.
Peepee regains half guard.
Peepee has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dynamite is working away from the top position though.
Dynamite is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Peepee is looking to escape.
Peepee trying to control from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Peepee is looking to control Dynamite's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Peepee avoid being mounted?

Peepee is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dynamite pulls his head out easily.
Peepee wants to get back to full guard but Dynamite has mounted him!
Dynamite knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Peepee on the ground.
Peepee slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

Peepee is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dynamite pulls his head out easily.
Dynamite winds up and cracks Peepee with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Dynamite stops Peepee from getting back to his feet.
Peepee is trying to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Dynamite lands a nice short elbow.
Dynamite is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

Peepee actively working from the bottom here.

Peepee with the active half guard here but Dynamite passes nicely into side control.
Peepee is looking to reverse the position.
Dynamite lands a few punches from side control.
Peepee can't do much from the bottom here.
Peepee takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Peepee gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Ground and pound from Dynamite.

Peepee actively working from the bottom here.
Dynamite drops an elbow to the side of Peepee's head.
Dynamite trying to pass the guard but Peepee defending well.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dynamite connects with a nice short shot to Peepee's temple.
Dynamite looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Peepee with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Dynamite lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Dynamite not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Peepee shoots in but Dynamite avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Dynamite circles away from the clinch attempt.
A punch combination from Dynamite misses.
A combination from Dynamite does no damage.
Blue Dynamite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dynamite tries to bum rush Peepee with a series of wild strikes but Peepee uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Peepee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dynamite is fending him off so far but Peepee persists. Nope, Dynamite circles away and we're back to standing.
Dynamite fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Peepee on the side of the head.
Peepee slips a jab and a cross from Dynamite.
Dynamite keeps the fight on the outside.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Peepee wants to clinch up but Dynamite keeps it at a distance.
Dynamite scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dynamite misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Peepee is defended easily by Dynamite.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blue Dynamite dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

A combination from Dynamite does no damage.
Peepee wants to clinch up but Dynamite keeps it at a distance.
Peepee takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dynamite throws a solid leg kick but Peepee takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dynamite.
Blue Dynamite is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dynamite throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Peepee checks a low kick from Dynamite.
Dynamite scores with a jab.
Peepee shoots in but no luck this time.
Dynamite scores with a crisp jab that stopped Peepee in his tracks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dynamite fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Peepee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dynamite is fending him off so far but Peepee persists. Nope, Dynamite circles away and we're back to standing.
Peepee tries to close the distance and clinch but Dynamite swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dynamite misses with the combination.
Dynamite throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peepee shoots in for a takedown but Dynamite shows good takedown defense.
Blue Dynamite has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poopoo Peepee.

Dynamite moves into the clinch.
Dynamite keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Peepee's efforts to push away.

Peepee breaks from the clinch.
Peepee misses with a takedown attempt - Dynamite sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dynamite stuffs the takedown attempt from Peepee. Peepee gets slowly back to his feet.
Dynamite wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dynamite does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Peepee tries to clinch up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dynamite lands an overhand right.
Nice takedown defense from Dynamite. No joy for Peepee on that attempt.

Dynamite darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Dynamite prevents Peepee from improving his position.
Dynamite working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Peepee is trying to control but can't.
Dynamite sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Peepee defending well though.
Dynamite working over Peepee with some ground and pound. Peepee looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Peepee is trying to get back to full guard.
Dynamite lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peepee keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Peepee tries to clinch up
and Dynamite makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dynamite shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Peepee fails with the takedown
and Dynamite counters with a left and a right that stings Peepee.
Dynamite fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Peepee drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Peepee postures up in Dynamite's guard and throws a big left but Dynamite blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peepee wants to stand and escape but instead Dynamite has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Peepee escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dynamite gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Dynamite tries to stand but Peepee is controlling from the bottom.

Peepee looking for a guillotine here but Dynamite defends easily.

Peepee looking for a guillotine here but Dynamite defends easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Blue Dynamite.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dynamite, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Blue Dynamite!