PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Hemmo Hujoppi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brewster B (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hujoppi comes into the arena with Cockney Rejects - Fighting In The Streets blaring out of the sound system. Brewster B is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Hujoppi
vs
B

225 cm
19
137 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

172 cm
25
144 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Win Nutritional
Win Nutritional

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hemmo Hujoppi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Brewster B!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Paul Tew and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hujoppi looks for the body kick but B saw that one coming.
B scoring well with a low kick there.
A swing and a miss from Hujoppi.
Hujoppi stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from B.
B blocks a head kick by Hujoppi.
B misses with a looping left.
Hujoppi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hujoppi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
B bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hujoppi's head backwards.
B lands a glancing blow to the side of Hujoppi's head.
B is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hujoppi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
B throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
B tests Hujoppi's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hujoppi takes one on the button.
B pulls out of a head kick attempt.
B throws a low kick but Hujoppi avoids it.
B throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hujoppi.
B throws a lazy head kick
and Hujoppi counters with a low kick, right behind B 's knee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hujoppi thows a body shot but no joy.
B throws a low kick but Hujoppi avoids it.
Hujoppi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hujoppi lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
B throws a leg kick but Hujoppi sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Hujoppi misses the target.
Hujoppi throws a quick head kick that skims the top of B's head.
Hujoppi throws and low kick but B moves out of range easily.
B throws a head kick but Hujoppi moves out of range.
Hujoppi looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
B takes a kick to the side of the head.
B misses with a wild combination.
B throws a head kick that misses
and Hujoppi counters with a three punch combo that has B backing up. B nods at Hujoppi to acknowledge the strikes.
B misses with a straight right.
Hujoppi misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from B.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hujoppi throws a lazy right hand but B sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A low kick from B misses
and Hujoppi counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. B is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A big right from Hujoppi misses.
Hujoppi ducks under a wild hook from B.
B connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hujoppi has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from B finds it's way round the side to connect with Hujoppi's head.
B throws out a leg kick but Hujoppi moves out of range and B only half commits.
B throws a head kick but Hujoppi moves out of range.
B lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
B steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hujoppi. That one must have hurt.
Hujoppi looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hujoppi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but B circles away quickly and effectively.
B throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
B swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hujoppi counters with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hujoppi misses with a two punch combination.
B throws an overhand right that lands on Hujoppi's shoulder, as Hujoppi tries to avoid the shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hujoppi throws a shot to the body.
Hujoppi throws a head kick but B moves out of range.
Hujoppi throws a front kick that sends B stumbling back into the ropes.
Hujoppi on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by B. B obviously looking to wear him down.
B misses with a few strikes there.
B thumps Hujoppi with a low kick.
B pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hujoppi scores with a kick to the body.
Hujoppi ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hujoppi takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
B scores with the left hand. Hujoppi knows he should have avoided that one.
B throws a lazy head kick
and Hujoppi makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. B really felt that one!
B punishes Hujoppi's body with a nice straight punch.
B looks to throw a body kick
and Hujoppi counters with a good, hard body kick but B shrugs it off.
B does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hujoppi scores with a kick to the body.
B looks gassed!
Hujoppi throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hujoppi throws a head kick that half lands.
Hujoppi connects with a crisp jab.
Hujoppi feints and then cracks B's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow B down.
A good leg kick by Hujoppi.
Hujoppi lands with a nice body kick.
B walks forward, straight into a front kick from Hujoppi.
Hujoppi connects with a crisp jab.
Hujoppi throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hujoppi scores with a three punch combo!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick from Hujoppi lands but B takes it in his stride.
B takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Hujoppi scores with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hemmo Hujoppi dominated that round.
That's time! Hujoppi's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A slapping leg kick lands for Hujoppi.
Hemmo Hujoppi is winning the standup battle so far.
Hujoppi delivers a nice body kick.
B throws a leg kick
and Hujoppi counters with a body kick that stops B in his tracks momentarily.
Hujoppi throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Hujoppi connects with a high kick.
Hujoppi throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Hujoppi goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Hujoppi darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hujoppi.
Hujoppi lands a nice looking kick to the body. B takes a step back to recover.
Hujoppi throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck B on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hujoppi lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Hujoppi throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Hujoppi lands a high kick!
B is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hujoppi throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent B stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Hujoppi.
Hujoppi throws a nice outside leg kick.
Hujoppi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hujoppi throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by B.
B sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Hujoppi just misses with a punch to the body.
B throws a head kick that misses
and Hujoppi counters with a good, hard body kick but B shrugs it off.
Nice body kick there by Hujoppi.
Hujoppi throws a head kick that half lands.
Hujoppi scores with a kick to the body.
B takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Hujoppi scores with a push kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
B takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hujoppi throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Hujoppi goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Hujoppi lands a high kick!
B gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hujoppi on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by B. B obviously looking to wear him down.
Hujoppi scoring well with a low kick there.
Hujoppi lands a head kick. B smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but B might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hujoppi has got the better of the exchanges.
B on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
B throws a hook to the side of Hujoppi's head but Hujoppi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hujoppi is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Hujoppi scores with a push kick.
Hujoppi connects with a solid leg kick.
Hujoppi lands with a kick to the temple. B shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
B throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
B throws a head kick that misses
and Hujoppi counters with a head kick. That will keep B thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
A solid body kick from Hujoppi.
B misses with a wild combination.
A head kick misses from B.
Hujoppi throws a wild body kick that B sees coming a mile off.
B swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hujoppi lands a high kick!
A lazy left from B finds it's target.
Hujoppi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
B is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hujoppi.
B misses with the combination.
A jab from B misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
B lands a jab-cross combination.
Both fighters circling a little - Hujoppi finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
B throws a body punch but Hujoppi moves out of range.
Nice body kick from Hujoppi.
Hujoppi thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on B if he has to take too many more of those.
B misses with a looping right.
B's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
B fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hujoppi manages to avoid it.
Hujoppi pushes B away with a front kick.
Hujoppi lands with a kick to the temple. B shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Hujoppi throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hujoppi lands a front kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Hujoppi.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An inside leg kick lands from Hujoppi.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hemmo Hujoppi dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

B chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hujoppi can pounce on him.
B avoids the head kick by Hujoppi.
No joy there for B, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A low kick from B is predictable there
and Hujoppi counters with an inside leg kick.
B throws a lazy right hand but Hujoppi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Hujoppi connects with a solid leg kick.
Hujoppi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hujoppi fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt B.
A slapping body kick lands there for Hujoppi.
Hujoppi scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hujoppi scores with a head kick.
B missing with a left hand there. Hujoppi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
B takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hujoppi lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
A head kick from Hujoppi lands but B takes it in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
B misses with a straight left.
B sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
B has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Hujoppi.
B throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hujoppi counters with a body kick.
Hujoppi lands with a slapping head kick.
Hujoppi plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Hujoppi scores with a kick to the body.
A head kick by B misses
and Hujoppi counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
B takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Hujoppi throws a quick inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Hujoppi.
B looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hujoppi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but B manages to avoid it.
Hujoppi scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hujoppi is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that B can do to turn this around?
Hujoppi avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from B does it's job there.
Hujoppi lands with a slapping head kick.
B avoids the head kick by Hujoppi.
Hujoppi throws and low kick but B moves out of range easily.
B missing with a left hand there. Hujoppi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hujoppi misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hujoppi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hujoppi scores with a body shot.
Brewster B is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hujoppi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Good work by Hujoppi as he checks the leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Hujoppi.
Hujoppi throws a head kick but B moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
B checks a leg kick nicely.
Nice uppercut lands for B. That snapped Hujoppi's head back.
B throws the left hand but Hujoppi avoids the punch easily.
Hujoppi throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
B pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hujoppi plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
B throws a solid leg kick but Hujoppi takes the impact on his shin and smiles at B.
B moves out of range of the body kick from Hujoppi.
A head kick misses from B.
B throws a body kick the misses
and Hujoppi counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps B thinking.
B throws an overhand right that lands on Hujoppi's shoulder, as Hujoppi tries to avoid the shot.
B moves out of range as Hujoppi throws a body kick.
B attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
B swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hujoppi counters with a big head kick but B shrugs it off.
Hujoppi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but B was well out of range. Poor timing from Hujoppi.
B scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hujoppi doesn't seem bothered though.
Hujoppi scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Brewster B has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A head kick by B misses
and Hujoppi counters with a body kick that stops B in his tracks momentarily.
Hujoppi lands the left hand.
Hujoppi plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
B dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hujoppi. That did some damage!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Hujoppi.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hujoppi.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hujoppi scores with a kick to the midsection.
B will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hemmo Hujoppi is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hujoppi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
B throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hemmo Hujoppi showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hujoppi has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:26
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:26
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hemmo Hujoppi!