PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Danny Toddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Beast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toddler's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I'm Fat. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Toddler
vs
Beast

225 cm
23
300 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Danny Toddler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, The Beast!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Hugh Johnson and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Beast tries to keep at a distance but Toddler has taken the fight into the clinch.
Toddler jumps guard but Beast stands there with Toddler around his waist. Toddler gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Beast as Toddler tries to tie him up.
Beast with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Beast blocks a body shot from Toddler.

Toddler manages to pull guard.

Toddler is working an open guard so Beast takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Toddler tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Beast paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Toddler wants to clinch.
Toddler tries to close the distance and clinch but Beast swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Toddler moves out of range of the body kick.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Toddler.
Beast is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Toddler.
Toddler is looking to clinch.
Toddler wants to clinch up but Beast keeps it at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toddler tries to clinch but Beast moves out of range.

Toddler clinches up with Beast and pushes him back against the cage.
A short right from Beast on the inside.
Toddler swings wildly with an uppercut but Beast uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beast tries to land a knee to the head but Toddler blocks with his arms.
Beast prevents a body shot from Toddler.
Beast with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Beast prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Danny Toddler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Toddler is trying to maintain a safe position but Beast gets an underhook and turns Toddler into the cage.
Beast tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Beast misses with a knee strike.
Beast lands a knee to the head.
A shot in the inside from Toddler.
Beast tries to land a knee to the head but Toddler blocks with his arms.
Toddler taking a breather.
Beast tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Beast connects with a knee to the head.
Beast with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Toddler takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Beast throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Toddler blocks it with crossed arms.
Beast looks gassed!
Toddler lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like The Beast has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toddler lands a knee to the body.
Toddler lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body punch from Toddler - that landed with a thud.
A right hand to the body from Toddler.

Toddler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Beast is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Toddler moves in looking to clinch but Beast pushes him off.
Toddler shoots in for a takedown but Beast shows good takedown defense.
Toddler fails with an attempt to clinch.
Toddler tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Beast paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Beast throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Toddler clinches up with Beast and pushes him back against the cage.
Beast with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Toddler.
Toddler misses with some punches.
Toddler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Beast.

Toddler wants the takedown. Beast is fighting it off but Toddler persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Beast's guard against the cage.

Toddler drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Toddler as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Beast screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Toddler! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Danny Toddler!