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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between zim shady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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170 cm
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150 lbs
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165 cm
18
150 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, zim shady! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartman! The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Columbo Gatti and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! shady throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. shady tries to bum rush Cartman with a series of wild strikes but Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the assault. shady stuffs the takedown attempt from Cartman. Cartman gets slowly back to his feet. Some wild striking there from shady.
shady defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Cartman. Cartman wants to clinch. Cartman shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. shady defends it nicely. zim shady has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman. shady misses with a wild combination.
shady avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. shady looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Cartman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from shady. zim shady seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Cartman has a takedown stuffed. shady lands a left and a right that send Cartman crashing to the mat, dazed. shady thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Cartman is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round. Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from shady.
shady throws a right and a left that Cartman avoids nicely. Cartman shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says shady as he avoids it easily. Cartman dodges the punch combination from shady.
Cartman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. shady is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage. Cartman fails to pull guard.
Cartman cracks shady with a nice body shot. Cartman breaks the clinch.
shady looks to land a combination but Cartman avoids it well. shady is breathing heavily. Cartman misses with a takedown attempt - shady sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. Cartman avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cartman changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. shady tries to avoid it but Cartman manages to keep hold of a leg and drag shady to the ground. shady escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Cartman gets in close and instigates a clinch. A nice glancing elbow lands by Cartman. shady breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Horrible takedown by Cartman or perhaps it was just good defense by shady which made him look bad. No luck with that takedown attempt from Cartman. shady throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range. Some wild striking there from shady.
Cartman shoots in for a double leg but shady sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. shady keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. shady moves out of range of the body kick. Cartman gets in close and instigates a clinch. Cartman tries to pull guard but shady holds him up against the cage and eventually Cartman drops back down to his feet.
Cartman wants to break the clinch but can't.
That's three minutes gone in the round. shady pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Cartman pushes shady up against the cage in a clinch. Cartman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but shady blocks it with crossed arms. Cartman has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics shady uses from the top position. shady wants to get up but he can't break Cartman's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. Cartman looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Cartman pushes shady off and gets back to his feet.
shady misses with a few strikes there.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Cartman is defended easily by shady. shady rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily. zim shady is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. shady misses with a double jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Cartman shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts shady as he jumps to the side. shady will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
shady misses with a series of wild punches.
shady swinging wilding here.
No luck for Cartman with that takedown attempt. shady stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and shady wants it to stay on the feet. shady swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
shady tries to keep at a distance but Cartman has taken the fight into the clinch. Cartman trying to stall but shady improves his position.
Cartman wants to get back to striking at distance but shady won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
zim shady dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
shady throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
shady throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - shady circles away.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as shady sprawls well. shady wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cartman gets slowly back to his feet. shady stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and shady wants it to stay on the feet. Cartman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from shady. Cartman changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. shady tries to avoid it but Cartman manages to keep hold of a leg and drag shady to the ground. shady escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. zim shady has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman. shady misses with a series of wild punches.
Cartman gets the takedown into side control. shady tries to escape but Cartman is in control. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Cartman is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but shady is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
That's one minute gone in the round. The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult. Cartman fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Cartman in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Cartman creates some space and throws a big elbow, but shady sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. Cartman moves into full mount! shady is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position. Cartman controlling from the full mount. Cartman throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight. Cartman tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. shady knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Cartman on the ground. shady is trying to stand up.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Cartman throws some wild stikes that shady manages to avoid easily.
Cartman controlling the pace for now. shady really wants to buck Cartman off and get back to his feet. Cartman content just to control the position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. shady is trying to stand up. Cartman controlling from the full mount.
Despite being in the dominant position, Eric Cartman just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Cartman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has shady pinned against the cage. shady gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. zim shady is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Cartman throws a half hearted mid kick. Cartman throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around shady's waist but shady gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cartman off to one side. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. A combination from shady does no damage. shady misses with a series of wild punches.
shady misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Cartman tries for a takedown but shady sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from shady.
shady swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
shady throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. No luck with that takedown attempt from Cartman. Cartman fails with a takedown attempt. zim shady has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman. Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - shady circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Cartman clinches up with shady and pushes him back against the cage. shady wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Cartman trying to land knees to the body.
Cartman tries for a takedown but shady manages to get underhooks.
Cartman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but shady pulls him back up using the underhooks. Cartman blocking some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round. Cartman has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. shady avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch. Cartman looking to stall.
Cartman prevents shady from breaking the clinch. shady is trying to break the clinch but Cartman is controlling him. shady wants to get back to striking at distance but Cartman won't allow it.
Cartman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Cartman is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but shady is keeping busy. Cartman drops to a knee looking for a takedown but shady gets the underhooks and prevents it.
shady is looking to break free of the clinch but Cartman has double underhooks. Cartman just leaning against shady, taking a breather. Cartman jumps guard.
Cartman has a closed guard, preventing shady from standing up. shady stands and steps away. Cartman gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. shady will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Cartman will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts. A punch combination from shady misses. Cartman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with shady, pushing him back against the cage. Cartman has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. shady is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet. Cartman trying to control the position but instead, shady has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cartman into the cage. Cartman just leaning against shady, taking a breather. Cartman has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. shady is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet. shady looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but shady has him pressed against the cage. Cartman wants a takedown.
Cartman drops down looking for an ankle pick but shady pulls his leg out and moves away.
Cartman is trying hard to land a takedown here. shady sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. shady misses with a series of wild punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Cartman darts in and clinches shady up against the cage. Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
shady misses with the combination.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but shady swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Cartman fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. shady sprawls well initially but Cartman persists and gets the takedown into half guard. Cartman is looking to take a break and control but shady is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. shady is looking to escape. Cartman trying to pass the guard but shady defending well. shady has one foot on Cartman's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round. No joy there for shady, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cartman will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts. Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from shady.
Cartman gets a takedown into half guard. shady is trying to stand back up but Cartman is controlling him
Cartman decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up. Nice sprawl there from shady as Cartman shoots in. shady misses with a hook. Cartman has closed the distance and engaged shady in a clinch.
Cartman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
And that's the end of the fight! Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I think Cartman has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 28:29 Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29 Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
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energy
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pop
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RATING
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