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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mister Blonde (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and MotherFucker Pitbull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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160 lbs
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165 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Mister Blonde!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, MotherFucker Pitbull!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Andrew Berry and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitbull misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pitbull gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Pitbull fails to pull guard.
Pitbull gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Blonde.
Pitbull's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Blonde stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pitbull.
Pitbull throws a series of strikes that have Blonde backpedaling.
Pitbull cracks the inside of Blonde's front leg.
Blonde fails with a takedown attempt.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Pitbull. Blonde shrugs it off though.
Pitbull scores with a three punch combo!
Pitbull clinches up against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pitbull pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pitbull listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Blonde has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Pitbull with a poor takedown
and Blonde counters with a single leg into guard. Pitbull didn't expect that.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blonde passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Pitbull is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Blonde has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Blonde tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Blonde trying to control the position but Pitbull is working away.
Blonde stands up and beckons Pitbull to his feet.
Blonde shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pitbull sprawls well. Pitbull wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Blonde gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mister Blonde. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Blonde stuffs the takedown.
Pitbull keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Pitbull scores with a leg kick.
Pitbull rushes Blonde and presses him up against the cage.
Blonde drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Pitbull breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Blonde tries for a takedown but Pitbull circles away easily
and Pitbull counters with a straight right hand.
Blonde fails with the takedown
and Pitbull counters with a series of strikes. Blonde will be more careful next time no doubt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitbull fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Pitbull closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Pitbull lands a nice leg kick that just misses Blonde's sensitive parts.
Blonde fails with a takedown attempt.
Blonde shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Pitbull holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Blonde is breathing heavily.
Pitbull lands an uppercut.
Pitbull escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pitbull connects with a high kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Blonde is defended easily by Pitbull.
Pitbull lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitbull closes the distance and clinches.
Pitbull's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Blonde sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Blonde shoots and misses
and Pitbull counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Pitbull scores with a jab. Blonde acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Pitbull is working the combinations to good effect here.
Blonde stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Blonde wants it to stay on the feet.
A head kick misses from Pitbull.
A nice combination there by Pitbull.
Pitbull shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Blonde but Blonde pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Blonde tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Pitbull swivels and escapes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pitbull goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blonde has a takedown stuffed.
Pitbull works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
MotherFucker Pitbull dominated that round.
That's time! Blonde's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Blonde fails with the takedown.
Pitbull cracks a nice hook into Blonde's ribs.
MotherFucker Pitbull seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pitbull throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Pitbull goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Pitbull fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Blonde, pushing him back against the cage.
Pitbull's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Blonde shoots in for a double leg but Pitbull sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
A nice combination there by Pitbull.
Blonde blocks a head kick by Pitbull.
Pitbull dips to his left and cracks Blonde with an uppercut!
Pitbull lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
No luck for Blonde with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mister Blonde. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Blonde.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitbull wants to get back to his feet but Blonde drags him back down.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Blonde content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Blonde tries to move to mount but Pitbull blocks the move with his legs.
Pitbull is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Blonde has knee on belly and moves into mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Blonde looking to control but Pitbull is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Blonde with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Pitbull is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Blonde wants to take Pitbull's back here but Pitbull is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitbull is squirming around, avoiding Blonde's attempts to control the action.
Pitbull really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Blonde. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Pitbull tries to buck Blonde off but he can't manage it.
Blonde controlling from the full mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Blonde wants to finish this one by submission but Pitbull is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Blonde.
Blonde is trying to control here but Pitbull has managed to regain half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Blonde decides to return to a standing position.
Mister Blonde is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Blonde shoots in for a double leg but Pitbull sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pitbull fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Blonde darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Blonde seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Pitbull does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Blonde stops Pitbull from getting back to his feet.
Blonde is controlling the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Mister Blonde will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Blonde fails with the takedown.
Pitbull defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Blonde.
Pitbull closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Blonde goes for a takedown attempt but Pitbull pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mister Blonde. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Blonde takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Blonde has his takedown stuffed
and Pitbull connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pitbull stuffs the takedown attempt from Blonde. Blonde gets slowly back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blonde shoots for a double leg takedown but Pitbull sprawls well. He's pushed Blonde's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pitbull has Blonde up against the cage in a clinch.
Pitbull escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pitbull buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pitbull scores with the left hand. Blonde knows he should have avoided that one.
Pitbull scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Blonde throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pitbull's waist but Pitbull gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Blonde off to one side.
Pitbull moves into the clinch.
Pitbull pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Danga de danga de dang - Pitbull scores with a four punch combination!
Blonde fails with the takedown.
Pitbull looks to land a combination. Blonde sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blonde on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Blonde has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Pitbull digs a good body shot into Blonde's ribs.
Pitbull misses with a few strikes there.
Pitbull keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Blonde shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pitbull keeping moving, preventing Blonde from controlling successfully.
Pitbull wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Blonde manages to pass to side control.
Blonde content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blonde is working for a submission of some sort.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Pitbull can do anything to dispel that myth.
Blonde is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Pitbull is trying to stand back up but Blonde is controlling him
Blonde is pressing down on Pitbull's thigh, looking to free his foot. Pitbull is holding on for now.
Blonde seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Pitbull does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Blonde is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Pitbull!
Blonde trying to control but he's not successful this time.
And that's the end of the fight!
MotherFucker Pitbull comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Pitbull has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... MotherFucker Pitbull!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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