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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jeidren Cheeseburger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Chi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chi is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Advance On. The Chi is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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153 lbs
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154 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jeidren Cheeseburger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, The Chi!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Matheus Silva and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheeseburger shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Chi but Chi pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Cheeseburger looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Chi is fending him off so far but Cheeseburger persists. Nope, Chi circles away and we're back to standing.
The Chi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chi slaps away a takedown attempt from Cheeseburger, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeidren Cheeseburger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chi tries a head kick but it misses.
Cheeseburger shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Cheeseburger looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Chi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cheeseburger pushing down on Chi's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Cheeseburger is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cheeseburger is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Chi reverses the position - he's now on top in Cheeseburger's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheeseburger pushes Chi off and scrambles back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Cheeseburger throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Chi was covering up waiting for the punch and Cheeseburger finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Chi wants to get back to his feet but Cheeseburger is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Cheeseburger's corner is telling him to maintain position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheeseburger passes Chi's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Cheeseburger controlling the pace.
Cheeseburger is pressing down on Chi's thigh, looking to free his foot. Chi is holding on for now.
Cheeseburger is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Jeidren Cheeseburger just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Chi throws a head kick but Cheeseburger moves out of range.
Cheeseburger takes a kick to the side of the head.
Cheeseburger avoids the head kick by Chi.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeidren Cheeseburger dominated that round.
That's time! Cheeseburger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Cheeseburger shoots in and bounces Chi off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Chi is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Cheeseburger is controlling him.
Cheeseburger looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Cheeseburger has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheeseburger wants to pass the guard but Chi is keeping the position.
Cheeseburger seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Cheeseburger passes Chi's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Cheeseburger trying to mount his opponent but Chi defends it.
Cheeseburger is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Cheeseburger wants to pass the guard but Chi is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheeseburger seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Chi looks like he's trying to stand up.
Cheeseburger wants to pass the guard but Chi is defending well.
Cheeseburger is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Chi lands a head kick. Cheeseburger smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
A head kick misses from Chi.
Cheeseburger shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A head kick from Chi lands but Cheeseburger takes it in his stride.
Chi throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Cheeseburger blocks a head kick by Chi.
Chi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chi goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Chi throws a head kick that misses.
Cheeseburger misses with a takedown attempt - Chi sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cheeseburger blocks a head kick by Chi.
Jeidren Cheeseburger is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cheeseburger looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Cheeseburger is controlling the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeidren Cheeseburger dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Chi throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Cheeseburger looks for a takedown but Chi sprawls well.
Chi throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cheeseburger's head.
Chi throws a head kick that misses.
Chi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cheeseburger is looking to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chi throws a head kick but Cheeseburger moves out of range.
Cheeseburger takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Chi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chi misses with a head kick.
Cheeseburger avoids the head kick by Chi.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chi lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cheeseburger closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Cheeseburger controlling the action here.
Cheeseburger is pressing down on Chi's thigh, looking to free his foot. Chi is holding on for now.
Cheeseburger stalling.
Cheeseburger looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheeseburger is working hard here to advance position.
Cheeseburger content to control rather than advance.
Cheeseburger is looking to advance position but Chi won't allow it.
Cheeseburger performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheeseburger trying to pass the guard but Chi defending well.
Chi pushes Cheeseburger off looking to stand but Cheeseburger dives back in and keeps control.
Still in half guard, Cheeseburger seems content to control.
The Chi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Jeidren Cheeseburger just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Cheeseburger blocks a head kick by Chi.
No joy there for Cheeseburger, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chi slaps away a takedown attempt from Cheeseburger, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Cheeseburger shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeidren Cheeseburger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cheeseburger closes the distance and clinches up with Chi, looking for a takedown. Cheeseburger pushes Chi against the cage but Chi circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Jeidren Cheeseburger is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Chi tries a head kick but it misses.
Chi keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cheeseburger changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Chi looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Cheeseburger is staying tight to Chi's torso, preventing him from escaping.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jeidren Cheeseburger showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cheeseburger, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 30:27
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeidren Cheeseburger!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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