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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Albert Einstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Holden Coulfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Einstein might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Gold Soundz. Coulfield has chosen Napalm Death - Twist the Knife (Slowly) as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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167 lbs
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167 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Albert Einstein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Holden Coulfield!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Sam Margolis and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coulfield looks to land a right hand but Einstein moved out of range.
Einstein lands a high kick!
Coulfield misses with a looping right.
Einstein uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Coulfield.
Coulfield throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice defenses there by Einstein.
Einstein tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Coulfield misses with a looping right.
Holden Coulfield seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Coulfield waves his right hand out infront of him, looking to distract Einstein. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Einstein to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
Einstein is rocked!
It looks like Albert Einstein has been cut.
Coulfield advances to half guard.
Oh Einstein is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Coulfield is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Einstein!
Einstein on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Einstein tries to get out of the position.
Coulfield has his opponent pinned against the ropes, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Einstein's face.
Coulfield wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Einstein knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Coulfield on the ground.
Coulfield is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Einstein can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Coulfield is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Einstein has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Einstein!
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Coulfield tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Einstein seems to have got his legs back now.
Coulfield keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Coulfield wants to sweep here but Einstein controlling him for the moment.
Einstein wants to get up but he can't break Coulfield's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Einstein might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Coulfield keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A big left from Coulfield misses.
Coulfield throws a leg kick but Einstein sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Coulfield throws a jab but it's blocked by Einstein.
Coulfield misses with a jab, cross combination.
Coulfield throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Einstein uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Coulfield.
A big left from Coulfield misses.
Coulfield shoots in and drives through. Einstein sprawls well.
Coulfield looks gassed!
Einstein wants to clinch.
Einstein darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Einstein uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Coulfield.
Coulfield misses with a straight right.
Einstein tries a head kick but it misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Coulfield misses the target.
Coulfield loads up on a big right hand but Einstein slips the punch.
Einstein blocks a leg kick.
Einstein tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Einstein has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Einstein there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice cross by Einstein.
Coulfield throws a hook but Einstein avoids it easily.
Coulfield fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Einstein is out of range.
Coulfield misses with a hook.
Coulfield has a takedown stuffed.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coulfield throws the left hand but Einstein avoids the punch easily.
Coulfield takes a swing at Einstein's ribcage but misses.
Coulfield misses the jab.
A punch lands to the side of Coulfield 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Coulfield misses with a wild body shot.
Einstein moves out of range as Coulfield strikes.
Albert Einstein is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Einstein keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Coulfield.
Einstein fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Coulfield.
Some wild striking there from Coulfield.
Einstein lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Einstein dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Einstein scores with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Albert Einstein dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Albert Einstein's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Coulfield takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A slow jab from Coulfield misses its intended target.
Coulfield misses with a hook to the body
and Einstein counters with a good low kick that Coulfield was not able to check.
Einstein connects with a body shot.
Albert Einstein is winning the standup battle so far.
Einstein connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Einstein tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Einstein.
Einstein scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Coulfield doesn't seem bothered though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Coulfield takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Coulfield throws a shot from downtown. Einstein moves away and avoids it.
Einstein pushes Coulfield away with a front kick.
Einstein throws a good cross that connects.
Coulfield is breathing heavily.
Einstein lands a jab.
Coulfield throws a lazy right hand but Einstein sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Einstein takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Coulfield with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Einstein to score with a decent uppercut.
Coulfield misses with a combination
and Einstein counters with a body kick that stops Coulfield in his tracks momentarily.
Einstein lands a body shot.
Coulfield has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Einstein.
Einstein lands a slapping body shot.
Coulfield throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Einstein is looking to slow Coulfield down with leg kicks.
Einstein lands with a nice body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Einstein lands with an uppercut that bounces Coulfield off the ropes and back into rage.
Einstein drives through and clinches with Coulfield against the ropes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Einstein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A nice right hand lands inside from Einstein.
Einstein working Coulfield over with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Einstein.
Einstein is leaning against Coulfield and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Einstein using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Einstein working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Einstein lands a nice elbow.
Einstein lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Einstein creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Coulfield's defenses.
Einstein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Einstein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Einstein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Einstein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Coulfield can do to turn this around?
Einstein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Einstein gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Einstein digs a right hand into Coulfield's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Coulfield's gas tank.
Coulfield manages to break the clinch.
Coulfield has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Coulfield there as he acknowledges the shot.
Coulfield shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Einstein as he jumps to the side.
Coulfield shoots and misses
and Einstein counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Einstein has Coulfield up against the ropes in a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Einstein.
Coulfield changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Einstein fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Albert Einstein has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Holden Coulfield.
Coulfield throws a hook to the side of Einstein's head but Einstein sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Coulfield takes a kick to the side of the head.
Coulfield falls off balance throwing a combination
and Einstein counters with a nice uppercut.
Einstein throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Coulfield falls off balance throwing a combination
and Einstein counters with a head kick.
Einstein goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A low kick from Coulfield is predictable there
and Einstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coulfield avoids the head kick by Einstein.
Einstein lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Coulfield thows a left - swing and a miss!
A swing and a miss from Coulfield.
Coulfield throws a leg kick
and Einstein counters with an outside leg kick.
Einstein tries to clinch there but Coulfield circles away.
Coulfield missing with a left hand there. Einstein was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Einstein scores with a shot to the body.
Einstein looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Einstein thuds his shin into the meat of Coulfield's side.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Einstein uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Coulfield.
Coulfield swings away with a body shot that misses
and Einstein counters by clinching up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Albert Einstein dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Albert Einstein's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Einstein connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Coulfield swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Einstein counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Donk. Coulfield catches Einstein right on the button with a cross.
Coulfield closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Einstein digs a good hook to Coulfield's body.
Coulfield misses with an uppercut. Einstein saw that one coming.
Coulfield throws a left and a right that both miss
and Einstein counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Einstein has Coulfield up against the ropes in a clinch.
Einstein cracks Coulfield with a nice body shot.
Nice elbow from Einstein.
Good body shot from Einstein.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Einstein lands an elbow inside that Coulfield shrugs off.
Einstein using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Coulfield goes for a takedown attempt but Einstein pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Coulfield walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Einstein.
Nice uppercut lands for Einstein. That snapped Coulfield's head back.
Einstein closes the distance and clinches.
Coulfield has Einstein pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Einstein manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Einstein lands a nice elbow.
Einstein lands a knee to the body.
Einstein crunches a lovely knee into Coulfield's ribcage.
Einstein works on Coulfield's body with a couple of short punches.
Einstein lands a body shot.
Einstein presses Coulfield against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Einstein scores a nice knee to the body.
Einstein lands an elbow inside that Coulfield shrugs off.
Einstein lands with a light punch inside.
Coulfield takes a knee to the side of the body.
Einstein lands a nice knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Einstein working Coulfield over with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Einstein obliges.
Coulfield takes a knee to the side of the body.
Einstein lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Holden Coulfield has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Einstein works on Coulfield's body with a couple of short punches.
A short body shot lands from Einstein as the two fighters clinch.
Coulfield tries to score a body lock takedown but Einstein shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Albert Einstein has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Holden Coulfield.
Coulfield has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Einstein avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Einstein lands a knee to the body.
Einstein using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Coulfield takes a knee to the side of the body.
Einstein crunches a lovely knee into Coulfield's ribcage.
Coulfield has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Einstein.
Coulfield has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Einstein avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Einstein lands an elbow just above Coulfield 's eye.
Coulfield drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Einstein gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Coulfield takes a knee to the side of the body.
Coulfield tries for a takedown but Einstein manages to get underhooks.
Einstein scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Einstein landing knees to the body.
Coulfield can't get the takedown.
Einstein gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Einstein cracks Coulfield with a nice body shot.
Einstein creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Coulfield's defenses.
Coulfield drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Einstein gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Coulfield is working for takedown but Einstein is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Einstein working Coulfield over with knees to the body.
A hook to the body from Einstein.
Einstein lands an elbow just above Coulfield 's eye.
A left hand lands to the body for Einstein.
Einstein lands a nice uppercut.
Einstein lands a damaging elbow.
Einstein digs a right hand underneath Coulfield's ribcage. Coulfield let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Einstein lands a nice elbow.
Einstein tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Coulfield avoids it.
Coulfield looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A left hand lands to the body for Einstein.
Einstein unloads a knee to the mid-section. Coulfield lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Einstein lands a nice knee to the body.
Einstein putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Coulfield in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Coulfield has Einstein pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Einstein manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Knees in the clinch landing for Einstein.
Coulfield is trying to drag Einstein to the mat but Einstein just about manages to keep his footing. He used the ropes to his advantage there.
Coulfield goes for a takedown in the clinch but Einstein prevents it.
Einstein is pressed up against the ropes. Coulfield has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Einstein down to the mat. Einstein avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Einstein instigates a clinch.
Einstein lands an elbow that stopped Coulfield in his tracks for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coulfield managing to block the knees to the body from Einstein.
Einstein creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Coulfield's defenses.
Coulfield goes for a takedown in the clinch but Einstein prevents it.
Coulfield is looking for a takedown up against the ropes. Einstein gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Einstein gets underhooks to prevent Coulfield's takedown attempt.
Knees in the clinch landing for Einstein.
Coulfield takes an elbow to the forehead.
Knees to the body from Einstein.
Einstein throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Coulfield changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Einstein fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Coulfield tries to keep at a distance but Einstein has taken the fight into the clinch.
Einstein putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Coulfield in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Coulfield wants a takedown.
Einstein lands a right hand that snaps the head of Coulfield backwards.
Einstein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Coulfield takes a knee to the side of the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Einstein is leaning against Coulfield and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Albert Einstein showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Einstein, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:25
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:25
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Albert Einstein!
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