PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slade The Corner Store Sicko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brain Flowzon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brain Flowzon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

The Corner Store Sicko
vs
Flowzon

220 cm
22
268 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slade The Corner Store Sicko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brain Flowzon!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Corner Store Sicko tries to clinch up.
Flowzon just misses with a punch to the body.

Flowzon closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Corner Store Sicko looking to stall.
The Corner Store Sicko tries to pull guard but Flowzon holds him up against the cage and eventually The Corner Store Sicko drops back down to his feet.
Flowzon lands a right hand.

It looks like Slade The Corner Store Sicko has been cut.
The Corner Store Sicko looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Corner Store Sicko tries to pull guard but Flowzon holds him up against the cage and eventually The Corner Store Sicko drops back down to his feet.
The Corner Store Sicko fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Slade The Corner Store Sicko. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Flowzon lands an elbow inside that The Corner Store Sicko shrugs off.
Flowzon lands an elbow inside.
The Corner Store Sicko jumps guard but Flowzon stands there with The Corner Store Sicko around his waist. The Corner Store Sicko gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Corner Store Sicko throws a head punch that misses.
The Corner Store Sicko looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Corner Store Sicko changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Flowzon fights it off and pushes away nicely.
The Corner Store Sicko shoots for a double leg takedown but Flowzon sprawls well. He's pushed The Corner Store Sicko's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Flowzon will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Slade The Corner Store Sicko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Flowzon moves into the clinch.
The Corner Store Sicko jumps guard but Flowzon stands there with The Corner Store Sicko around his waist. The Corner Store Sicko gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
The Corner Store Sicko takes an elbow to the forehead.

Slade The Corner Store Sicko's cut is getting worse.
The Corner Store Sicko wants to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Flowzon lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Slade The Corner Store Sicko's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The Corner Store Sicko trying to control the position but instead, Flowzon has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Corner Store Sicko into the cage.
Flowzon on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Corner Store Sicko tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Flowzon just stands there and leans against the cage.
Flowzon stops a takedown attempt from The Corner Store Sicko.
The Corner Store Sicko misses with some punches.

Flowzon breaks the clinch.
A combination from The Corner Store Sicko does no damage.
The Corner Store Sicko circles away from the clinch attempt.
Flowzon with a lazy takedown attempt

so The Corner Store Sicko counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Corner Store Sicko prevents Flowzon from getting back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Corner Store Sicko working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

The Corner Store Sicko gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

Flowzon moves into the clinch successfully.

Flowzon breaks the clinch.
No joy there for Flowzon, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

The Corner Store Sicko scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Flowzon looks gassed!

The Corner Store Sicko stands up.
Flowzon swats away the attempt to clinch by The Corner Store Sicko.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The Corner Store Sicko looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Flowzon is defending against the submission attempts here by The Corner Store Sicko.
The Corner Store Sicko tries to pass the half guard into mount. Flowzon knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slade The Corner Store Sicko dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Slade The Corner Store Sicko's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

No joy there for The Corner Store Sicko, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The Corner Store Sicko fails with a takedown attempt.
Flowzon swinging wilding here.
The Corner Store Sicko tries to clinch there but Flowzon circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from The Corner Store Sicko.
A combination from The Corner Store Sicko does no damage.
The Corner Store Sicko fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The Corner Store Sicko shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Flowzon sprawls well. Flowzon wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. The Corner Store Sicko gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Slade The Corner Store Sicko. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flowzon throws a left and a right that both miss

and The Corner Store Sicko counters with a single leg into guard. Flowzon didn't expect that.
The Corner Store Sicko content to stall in guard here.
The Corner Store Sicko has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
The Corner Store Sicko trying to control but Flowzon is working from the bottom.
The Corner Store Sicko is stalling in the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flowzon is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Flowzon preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The Corner Store Sicko sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Flowzon is looking to stand up but The Corner Store Sicko isn't so interested in that idea.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Flowzon is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The Corner Store Sicko stands up from Flowzon's guard - The Corner Store Sicko perhaps looking for a knockout.
Flowzon fails with an attempt to clinch.

The Corner Store Sicko shoots in and bounces Flowzon off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

The Corner Store Sicko stands and steps away. Flowzon gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Flowzon clinches up against the cage.
Flowzon throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Flowzon blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Corner Store Sicko is trying to break free.
The Corner Store Sicko wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Flowzon has him pressed against the cage.

Flowzon breaks the clinch.
The Corner Store Sicko will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

Flowzon closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Corner Store Sicko really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The Corner Store Sicko missing with knees to the body.
The Corner Store Sicko fails to pull the fight into his guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slade The Corner Store Sicko dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Slade The Corner Store Sicko's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Flowzon misses with a combination

and The Corner Store Sicko counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Flowzon's guard now.
Flowzon keeping full guard, as The Corner Store Sicko tries to pass.
The Corner Store Sicko trying to control but Flowzon is working from the bottom.
Flowzon has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but The Corner Store Sicko has passed into side control.
Flowzon is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Flowzon is letting The Corner Store Sicko control him for a moment.
Flowzon takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Corner Store Sicko working the ground and pound.
The Corner Store Sicko is staying tight to Flowzon's torso, preventing him from escaping.

The Corner Store Sicko stands up and we're back to a striking position.

The Corner Store Sicko feints and as Flowzon raises his hands in defense, The Corner Store Sicko changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The Corner Store Sicko will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

The Corner Store Sicko stands up from guard. Let's bang!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The Corner Store Sicko bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

The Corner Store Sicko stands up and we're back to a striking position.
The Corner Store Sicko tries to clinch but Flowzon moves away

and Flowzon holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
The Corner Store Sicko is trying to force a seperation but Flowzon has the dominant position.
The Corner Store Sicko tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Flowzon smiles and moves away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Corner Store Sicko is looking to land body kicks.

Excellent takedown into side control there by The Corner Store Sicko.

The Corner Store Sicko decides to stand back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The Corner Store Sicko shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Flowzon is trying to defend but The Corner Store Sicko finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The Corner Store Sicko controlling the action here.

The Corner Store Sicko decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Flowzon gets caught flat footed, as The Corner Store Sicko shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Brain Flowzon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Corner Store Sicko is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The Corner Store Sicko's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The Corner Store Sicko won't allow Flowzon to get back to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Flowzon throws his legs up looking for a submission but The Corner Store Sicko uses it to pass to side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Slade The Corner Store Sicko showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Corner Store Sicko, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:26
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slade The Corner Store Sicko!