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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Gettafuckoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Croatian Sensation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sensation has chosen Wild Boys as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, James Gettafuckoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Croatian Sensation!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sensation shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Gettafuckoff as he jumps to the side.
Sensation is trying hard to land a takedown here. Gettafuckoff sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Nice cross by Gettafuckoff.
A jab-cross combination lands for Gettafuckoff and sends Sensation crashing to the mat! Gettafuckoff follows him down to the mat - Sensation regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gettafuckoff throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Sensation is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Gettafuckoff scores with a couple of nice shots.
Sensation is rocked!
Gettafuckoff missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Sensation avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Gettafuckoff.
Gettafuckoff wants to stand up but Sensation is controlling the position.
Gettafuckoff is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Gettafuckoff has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sensation is looking to improve his position.
Sensation won't allow Gettafuckoff to pass to mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gettafuckoff sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Sensation defending well though.
Gettafuckoff is trying to work for a kimura but Sensation is defending well.
Sensation is trying to stand back up but Gettafuckoff is controlling him
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gettafuckoff looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gettafuckoff tests Sensation's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Gettafuckoff defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Sensation.
James Gettafuckoff has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Croatian Sensation.
Sensation looks gassed!
Gettafuckoff moves in looking to clinch but Sensation pushes him off.
Sensation throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sensation moves into the clinch.
Sensation is trying desperately to land a takedown but Gettafuckoff is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Sensation.
Gettafuckoff is trying to break the clinch but Sensation has him pressed against the cage.
Sensation tries for a takedown. No joy.
Gettafuckoff jumps guard and drags Sensation to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sensation is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Gettafuckoff has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Sensation is looking to defend but Gettafuckoff has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Sensation! Gettafuckoff pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Sensation taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). James Gettafuckoff!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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