PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cheesy POOF (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jada Swizz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Swizz has chosen lil wayne pick the world up and drop it on your head as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

POOF
vs
Swizz

193 cm
19
253 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
220 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Big heart

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cheesy POOF!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jada Swizz!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Albert Achterberg and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for POOF.
Swizz avoids the head kick by POOF.
POOF throws a right hand that Swizz ducks under and follows up with a left that Swizz also avoids with ease.
POOF throws a leg kick which misses Swizz's front leg but catches the back leg as Swizz tries to avoid it.
Good standup being displayed there by POOF as he connects with a hook.

It looks like Jada Swizz has been cut.
Cheesy POOF seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A thudding body kick lands there by POOF!
Swizz looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
POOF is looking to slow Swizz down with leg kicks.
POOF cracks the inside of Swizz's front leg.
Nice shot by POOF.
Swizz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
POOF connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

POOF closes the distance and clinches.

POOF breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

POOF lands a left and a right that send Swizz crashing to the mat, dazed. POOF thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Swizz is rocked!
POOF throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Swizz is still on wobbly legs! Can POOF finish him?
Swizz sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
POOF lands a nice looking body kick.
Swizz seems to have recovered his senses.
POOF throws a head kick but Swizz moves out of range.
Swizz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before POOF can pounce on him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
POOF throws a head kick that misses.
POOF turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
POOF lands a nice looking body kick.
POOF throws a combination. Swizz tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
POOF lands a head kick. Swizz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
POOF connects with a high kick.
POOF lands a head kick. Swizz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
An inside leg kick lands from POOF.
POOF scores with a push kick.
Swizz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
POOF scores with a jab.
POOF throws a head kick but Swizz moves out of range.
Swizz throws a lazy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
POOF is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Swizz lands a with a good body shot.
Swizz blocks a head kick by POOF.
POOF misses with a head kick.
Swizz throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
POOF falls off balance throwing a combination
and Swizz counters with a right hand to the body.
Swizz misses with a jab, cross combination.
POOF lands a nice looking kick to the body. Swizz takes a step back to recover.
The fight stays on the outside here - Swizz looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Swizz has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from POOF.
POOF throws a sloppy head kick and Swizz moves out of range easily.
Swizz takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Swizz.
Swizz fails in his attempt to clinch.
Swizz is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
POOF closes the distance looking to clinch

and Swizz counters by moving into the clinch.
Swizz is trying to break the clinch but POOF has him pressed against the cage.
POOF is trying to break the clinch but Swizz has him pressed against the cage.
POOF looks to throw an elbow but misses.
POOF being controlled against the cage.

POOF breaks from the clinch.
POOF misses with a combination
and Swizz counters with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Swizz moves away from the strike by POOF.
A nice combination there by Swizz.
POOF connects with a solid leg kick.
POOF buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Swizz tries to clinch but POOF moves out of range.
Swizz tries to clinch but POOF moves out of range.
POOF lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

Swizz gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by POOF.
Swizz creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Swizz lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

POOF breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
POOF throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Swizz counters with a two punch combo.
POOF lands with a kick to the temple. Swizz shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cheesy POOF dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jada Swizz's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Swizz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
POOF tries a head kick but it misses.

Swizz closes the distance and clinches.
Swizz is trying to break the clinch but POOF has him pressed against the cage.
Nice body punch from Swizz.

POOF pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Some wild striking there from Swizz.
POOF throws a nice outside leg kick.
POOF pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No joy there for Swizz, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
POOF misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
POOF connects with a good right hand that stumbles Swizz. Swizz circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Cheesy POOF is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Swizz is looking to clinch but POOF is avoiding it.
Cheesy POOF is winning the standup battle so far.
Swizz throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent POOF stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
POOF lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Swizz backs up against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
POOF tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Swizz lands a body shot.
Swizz throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Swizz tries to clinch up but POOF circles away and keeps his distance.
A good leg kick by POOF.
POOF has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from POOF there as he acknowledges the shot.
POOF misses with a combination
and Swizz counters with a three punch combo that has POOF backing up. POOF nods at Swizz to acknowledge the strikes.
POOF lands a high kick!
Swizz lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
POOF looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
POOF throws a left and a right that both miss
and Swizz counters with a series of strikes. POOF will be more careful next time no doubt.
Swizz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before POOF can pounce on him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
POOF with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Swizz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Swizz tries to close the distance and clinch up but POOF swats him away and circles back towards the center.
POOF closes the distance looking to clinch
and Swizz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
POOF goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Swizz moves into the clinch.

Swizz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A decent looking body kick lands there for POOF.
POOF is looking to clinch but Swizz is avoiding it.
A right-left combo lands from POOF.
POOF is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Swizz can do to turn this around?
POOF throws a nice inside leg kick.
Swizz jabs at POOF's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Swizz wants to clinch up but POOF keeps it at a distance.
POOF throws a nice outside leg kick.
POOF throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Swizz.
Swizz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Swizz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but POOF paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Swizz wants to clinch up but POOF keeps it at a distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by POOF. That's going to slow Swizz down.
Swizz throws a sloppy head kick
and POOF connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A low kick from Swizz is predictable there
and POOF counters with a good low kick that Swizz was not able to check.
POOF cracks the inside of Swizz's front leg.
Swizz throws a sloppy head kick and POOF moves out of range easily.
POOF misses with a double jab
and Swizz counters with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
POOF throws a combination. Swizz tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Swizz misses with a head kick.
POOF throws a leg kick which misses Swizz's front leg but catches the back leg as Swizz tries to avoid it.
Swizz takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Swizz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Swizz takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Swizz tries to clinch but POOF moves out of range.
Swizz throws a sloppy head kick

and POOF holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
POOF is looking to break free of the clinch but Swizz has double underhooks.
POOF is looking to break free of the clinch but Swizz has double underhooks.
Swizz prevents POOF from breaking the clinch.
Swizz prevents POOF from breaking the clinch.

Swizz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A punch combination from POOF misses.
Swizz throws a head kick that POOF semi-blocks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Cheesy POOF will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jada Swizz's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Swizz throws a right and a left that POOF avoids nicely.
POOF scores with a leg kick.
Swizz dodges the punch combination from POOF.
POOF lands a head kick. Swizz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
POOF throws a head kick that misses.

POOF has Swizz up against the cage in a clinch.
POOF has had enough of the clinch but Swizz keeps him there for the moment.
Swizz tries to break free but POOF pushes him back against the cage.
Swizz stalling in the clinch but POOF improves position.
POOF is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Swizz wants to break free but POOF has control.
POOF wants to get back to striking at distance but Swizz won't allow it.
Swizz's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
POOF tries to circle away but Swizz has him pinned against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Swizz.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Swizz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
POOF checks a leg kick.
POOF takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
POOF throws a hook to the side of Swizz's head but Swizz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Swizz tries to clinch but POOF moves out of range.
POOF throws a combination that misses
and POOF takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
POOF thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Swizz if he has to take too many more of those.
Swizz tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Swizz fails with an attempt to clinch.
Swizz throws a leg kick
and POOF counters with a left to the body.
Swizz wants to clinch.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from POOF - that will leave a mark!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Swizz walks forward, straight into a front kick from POOF.
Swizz moves in looking to clinch but POOF pushes him off.
POOF with a nice cross.
POOF connects with a high kick.
A head kick by Swizz misses
letting POOF counter with a right hand.
POOF falls off balance throwing a combination
and Swizz counters with a left to the body.
Swizz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from POOF.
POOF circles away from the clinch attempt.
Swizz is looking to clinch.
Swizz slips a jab and a cross from POOF.
Swizz takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Crunch! POOF slams his shin into Swizz's torso.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Swizz forces POOF back against the cage and clinches.
POOF using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

POOF breaks the clinch.
POOF circles away from the clinch attempt.
POOF tries to clinch
and Swizz counters with a left and a right that stings POOF.
POOF throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Swizz counters with a one-two to the body.
Swizz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - POOF looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Swizz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Swizz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Swizz connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Swizz is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down POOF rather than just go for the knockout.
Swizz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but POOF paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from POOF - that will leave a mark!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
POOF swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Swizz counters with a nice body shot.
Swizz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Swizz wants to clinch.
POOF fails with an attempt to clinch.
A low kick from Swizz is predictable there
and POOF counters with a low kick, right behind Swizz 's knee.
Swizz throws a series of punches but POOF avoids them all with ease.
Swizz has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from POOF finds it's way round the side to connect with Swizz's head.
Swizz lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Swizz.
Jada Swizz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
POOF scores with the left hand. Swizz knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Swizz is looking to clinch.
Swizz takes a kick to the side of the head.
Cheesy POOF is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
POOF scores with a one two! Swizz had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cheesy POOF showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for POOF, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:26
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:26
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cheesy POOF!