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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Anka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans von Finkelstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anka comes to the cage accompanied by Kalinka. The crowd seem to be enjoying von Finkelstein's choice of entrance music: Queen - We Will Rock You. Kalle Anka is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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212 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
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176 cm
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220 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kalle Anka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hans von Finkelstein!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Fedor Mirinova and Ivan Kurochkin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anka shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has von Finkelstein pinned against the cage. von Finkelstein gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Anka takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
von Finkelstein defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Anka.
Anka walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
It looks like Kalle Anka has been cut.
Nice cross by von Finkelstein.
von Finkelstein lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Anka fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kalle Anka. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Horrible takedown by Anka or perhaps it was just good defense by von Finkelstein which made him look bad.
Anka moves in looking to clinch but von Finkelstein pushes him off.
Nice takedown defense from von Finkelstein. No joy for Anka on that attempt.
Anka fails with a takedown attempt.
Anka fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Anka is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
von Finkelstein connects with a good right hand that stumbles Anka. Anka circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
von Finkelstein lands a two punch combo.
Anka takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Good standup being displayed there by von Finkelstein as he connects with a hook.
Kalle Anka's cut is getting worse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
von Finkelstein looks to land a combination. Anka sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
von Finkelstein comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A combination from von Finkelstein does no damage.
von Finkelstein cracks Anka with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kalle Anka's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
von Finkelstein scores with a body shot.
von Finkelstein uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
von Finkelstein lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jeez, Kalle Anka's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Hans von Finkelstein is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
von Finkelstein misses with a double jab.
von Finkelstein scores with a shot to the body.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Anka. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
von Finkelstein lands a really nice looking cross but Anka seems unphased.
Anka takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kalle Anka's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Hans von Finkelstein!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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