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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Igor Addams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ooga Booga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Addams's entrance music is Addams Family Theme Song. A fine choice. Booga comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Invention of Music kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ooga Booga was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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295 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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24
284 lbs
9 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Igor Addams!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ooga Booga!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Booga tries to clinch but Addams moves out of range.
Addams gets caught flat footed, as Booga shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Booga trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Addams is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Booga working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Addams is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Addams is keen to just control but Booga is a slippery customer.
Booga moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Addams has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Booga is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Booga working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Addams.
Booga utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Booga looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Addams has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Booga to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Addams is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Booga pulls down on the head and he's put Addams to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Ooga Booga!
Ooga Booga is the new super heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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