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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sam Uri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Crack Corn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crack Corn has chosen Jimmy cracks heads and he dont care as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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165 lbs
10 - 3 - 0 |
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165 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sam Uri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jimmy Crack Corn!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Skip Squint and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab lands there for Crack Corn.
Uri misses with a straight left.
Uri throws a hook to the side of Crack Corn's head but Crack Corn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crack Corn misses with a straight right.
Crack Corn shoots in looking for a takedown. Uri tries to sprawl out of it but Crack Corn keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Uri manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Uri has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Uri there as he acknowledges the shot.
Uri avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
No luck for Crack Corn with that takedown attempt.
Crack Corn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Uri swings for the body but Crack Corn moves out of range.
Crack Corn slips under a jab.
Uri takes a swing at Crack Corn's ribcage but misses.
Crack Corn drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Uri is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Uri actively working from the bottom here.
Crack Corn is pressing down on Uri's thigh, looking to free his foot. Uri is holding on for now.
Uri is doing well to control the position and prevent Crack Corn from advancing to side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uri moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Uri bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Crack Corn's guard.
Uri pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Crack Corn is keeping the position for now.
Uri drops back looking for a leg! Crack Corn is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Crack Corn manages to kick Uri off! Uri jumps back into Crack Corn's guard.
Uri drops back looking for a leg! Crack Corn is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Crack Corn manages to kick Uri off! Uri jumps back into Crack Corn's guard.
Crack Corn wants to stand and escape but Uri is having none of it.
Crack Corn is trying to keep Uri in close.
Crack Corn working for a triangle but Uri defends it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Uri drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Uri jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Uri drops back, looking for a kneebar! Crack Corn looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Crack Corn looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Crack Corn!
Uri is breathing heavily.
Uri tries to buck Crack Corn off but Crack Corn is having none of it.
Crack Corn slows the pace down.
Uri looks to move to half guard but instead Crack Corn has passed into mount! Damn!
Crack Corn is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Uri can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Crack Corn tries to control but Uri wriggling away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uri is in all sorts of trouble here.
Crack Corn with a couple of short strikes.
Uri is looking to get to half guard.
Crack Corn trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Uri wants to hold on but Crack Corn pushes him away.
Crack Corn looking to control but Uri is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Crack Corn looking to finish Uri with some ground and pound. This is bad for Uri!
Uri is desperately trying to improve his position but Crack Corn has a good base and remains in mount.
Crack Corn looking to control but Uri is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Uri working to try and regain half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Uri is working hard here to advance position.
Uri is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Crack Corn can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Uri is looking to escape.
Uri wants to hold on but Crack Corn pushes him away.
Uri working to try and regain half guard.
Crack Corn trying to control but Uri is having none of it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Uri wants to hold on but Crack Corn pushes him away.
Crack Corn can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Uri is looking to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jimmy Crack Corn dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Crack Corn looks for a takedown but Uri sprawls well.
Uri thows a body shot but no joy.
Crack Corn tries a low kick but Uri avoids it.
Uri misses with a series of wild punches.
Crack Corn motions for Uri to come forward. Crack Corn throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Uri connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Crack Corn throws a lazy right hand but Uri sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Uri displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Crack Corn.
A swing and a miss from Uri.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crack Corn blocks a jab.
Uri throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crack Corn sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Uri misses with a straight right.
Crack Corn cracks Uri with an open hand slap.
A left lands for Crack Corn.
Uri looks to throw the jab but Crack Corn is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crack Corn doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Uri throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crack Corn scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Uri is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
A control attempt from Uri but he's now mounted!
Crack Corn working for a guillotine from mount but Uri is in no mood to give up.
Uri takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Uri is working to get back to half guard.
Crack Corn is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Uri can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Crack Corn punching from mount but Uri doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Uri is in all sorts of trouble here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Crack Corn working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Uri tries to reverse the position but Crack Corn maintains control.
Crack Corn fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Crack Corn cracks Uri with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Crack Corn is landing with some decent strikes but Uri is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Uri regains half guard.
Uri trying to control here.
Uri tries to get to full guard but Crack Corn has control of the leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crack Corn seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Crack Corn throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Uri is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Crack Corn wants to lay and pray for a moment but Uri keeps working.
Crack Corn is thwarting Uri's attempts to control the position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Crack Corn lands with a straight right. Uri didn't see that one coming.
Crack Corn throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Uri ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crack Corn moves away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Crack Corn.
Sam Uri has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jimmy Crack Corn.
Uri misses with a straight right.
Uri swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A swing and a miss from Uri.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Crack Corn rushes Uri and presses him up against the cage.
Crack Corn has Uri pressed against the cage, preventing Uri from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Uri is trying to force a seperation but Crack Corn has the dominant position.
Crack Corn manages to break the clinch.
Crack Corn blocks a jab.
Uri is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Crack Corn's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Crack Corn misses with a straight right.
Crack Corn shoots in but no luck this time.
Crack Corn shoots in for a takedown but Uri shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Crack Corn ducks under a wild hook from Uri.
Crack Corn darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Uri looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Crack Corn thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Uri's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jimmy Crack Corn showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Uri throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Uri misses with a series of wild punches.
Uri looks to land a right hand but Crack Corn moved out of range.
Uri cracks Crack Corn with an open hand slap.
Uri waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Crack Corn.
Crack Corn blocks a jab.
Crack Corn will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Crack Corn shoots in for a takedown but Uri shows good takedown defense.
Crack Corn takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Uri fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crack Corn manages to avoid it.
Uri misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Crack Corn.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crack Corn shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Crack Corn throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Crack Corn takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Uri regains full guard. Nicely done.
Crack Corn trying to control but Uri is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crack Corn looking to pass the guard.
Uri looking for a guillotine here but Crack Corn defends easily.
Uri looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Crack Corn throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Crack Corn stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Uri swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Crack Corn stopping the sweep attempt from Uri.
Uri keeping moving, preventing Crack Corn from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Uri trying to keep a closed guard but Crack Corn is proving a slippery customer.
Jimmy Crack Corn has got the better of the ground game so far.
Crack Corn avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Crack Corn passes into half guard.
Crack Corn is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Uri!
Uri is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Uri is looking to improve his position but Crack Corn isn't that keen on the idea.
Crack Corn with a couple of short strikes.
Crack Corn controlling the pace for now.
Uri is trying desperately to improve position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crack Corn punishing his opponent with strikes.
Uri tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Uri is squirming around, avoiding Crack Corn's attempts to control the action.
Crack Corn unloading with bombs!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Crack Corn cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Uri tries to hold on but Crack Corn pushes him away.
Crack Corn can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Uri is looking to escape.
Uri working to try and regain half guard.
Crack Corn has control of Uri's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Uri regains control of the situation pretty easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Uri really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Crack Corn can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Uri is looking to escape.
Crack Corn prevents Uri from getting the reversal.
Jimmy Crack Corn is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Crack Corn trying to control but he's not successful this time.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jimmy Crack Corn.
I've got Crack Corn winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jimmy Crack Corn!
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