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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hemmo Kalske (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and A Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hemmo Kalske has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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314 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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150 cm
22
300 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Very strong |
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Good takedowns
Basic striking
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hemmo Kalske!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, A Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid body kick from Kalske.
A Fat Midget on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kalske. Kalske obviously looking to wear him down.
A Fat Midget walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A Fat Midget looks gassed!
Kalske moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A good leg kick by Kalske.
Kalske goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Kalske lands a big head kick that sends A Fat Midget tumbling to the mat! Kalske takes a step backwards and waves A Fat Midget back to his feet - he wants the finish!
A Fat Midget is rocked!
Kalske is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A Fat Midget is still on wobbly legs! Can Kalske finish him?
Kalske has A Fat Midget up against the cage in a clinch.
A Fat Midget seems to have recovered his senses.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - A Fat Midget has eaten all the pies!
clinched against the cage, Kalske lands a big elbow that drops A Fat Midget! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - A Fat Midget is complaining that he's OK but he was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hemmo Kalske!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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