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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dave Bautista (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killer Clown kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Gary Lewis & the Playboys - Everybody Loves a Clown. Bautista is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Amazing by Kanye West. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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214 cm
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300 lbs
4 - 5 - 0 |
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197 cm
24
290 lbs
2 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Experienced |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dave Bautista! The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Killer Clown stuffs the takedown. Killer Clown fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bautista, pushing him back against the cage. Killer Clown lands an elbow inside that Bautista shrugs off.
It looks like Dave Bautista has been cut. Bautista jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Killer Clown walks away with a smile on his face. Bautista gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Killer Clown is looking to clinch but Bautista is avoiding it.
Bautista pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bautista throws a head kick but Killer Clown moves out of range.
Killer Clown thuds his shin into the meat of Bautista's side. Bautista looks gassed! Bautista looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Killer Clown forces Bautista back against the cage and clinches. A left hand lands to the body for Killer Clown.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Killer Clown scores a nice knee to the body.
Nice elbow from Killer Clown. Bautista tries to pull guard but Killer Clown won't allow it.
John Wayne Killer Clown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dave Bautista. Killer Clown digs a right hand underneath Bautista's ribcage. Bautista let out a lung full of air as it connected. Killer Clown lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Killer Clown lands a nice knee to the body. Killer Clown landing knees to the body.
Killer Clown putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bautista in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Killer Clown escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Killer Clown gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. A body shot lands from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown manages to break the clinch.
Killer Clown moves into the clinch. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Killer Clown obliges. Killer Clown cracks Bautista with a nice body shot. Bautista tries for a takedown. No joy.
Killer Clown is working Bautista over against the cage. A hook to the body from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown digs a right hand underneath Bautista's ribcage. Bautista let out a lung full of air as it connected.
That's one minute gone in the round. Killer Clown scores with a knee to the head.
Killer Clown scores with a nice hook to the head. Killer Clown landing knees to the head.
Bautista is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though. Killer Clown scores with a hook to the body. Killer Clown with a knee to the head.
Killer Clown scores with a shot to the side of Bautista's head. Knees to the body from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Killer Clown takes the fight into the clinch. Killer Clown scores with a hook to the body. Still in the clinch, Killer Clown scores with a nice short uppercut. Killer Clown lands a nice knee to the body. Killer Clown throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Knees to the body from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown pushes Bautista back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Killer Clown working Bautista over with knees to the body. Killer Clown breaks the clinch.
Killer Clown moves into range and clinches up with Bautista. Bautista tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Killer Clown smiles and moves away.
Killer Clown scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Killer Clown tries to close the distance and clinch but Bautista swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Killer Clown defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bautista. Killer Clown moves out of range as Bautista strikes. Killer Clown moves into the clinch. Killer Clown breaks the clinch.
Bautista tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. John Wayne Killer Clown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Killer Clown plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Bautista takes a kick to the side of the head. Killer Clown moves into the clinch. Bautista lands a takedown into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Killer Clown looking for a sweep. Not yet Killer Clown, not yet. Killer Clown is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. Bautista works a leg free and moves into half guard. Bautista is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bautista is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Bautista wants to work for an arm triangle but Killer Clown is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Bautista is working for a kimura but Killer Clown is defending it quite comfortably.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Bautista is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Killer Clown is just riding it out for now. Bautista eventually gives up the hold.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace. Bautista looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Bautista is trying to work for a kimura but Killer Clown is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Wayne Killer Clown dominated that round. The cut man is working on Dave Bautista's cut. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Killer Clown moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body. Bautista takes a kick to the side of the head. Killer Clown clinches up with Bautista and pushes him back against the cage. Bautista takes a shot to the head. Bautista jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Killer Clown walks away with a smile on his face. Bautista gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Killer Clown throws a combination. Bautista tries to block but a couple of punches get through. Bautista throws a head kick that misses and Killer Clown moves into the clinch. Killer Clown connects with a knee to the head.
Killer Clown scores with a knee to the head.
Killer Clown landing knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Killer Clown has Bautista pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Bautista is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Killer Clown - that's hurt Bautista badly! Oh, another knee lands and Bautista is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Bautista doesn't seem to be complaining.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). John Wayne Killer Clown!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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