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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piece Shit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Curtain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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215 lbs
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185 cm
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203 lbs
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Good takedowns
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Piece Shit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kevin Curtain!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Donatello Bradman and John Mangel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Curtain scores with a one two! Shit had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Shit could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Shit drives through with a takedown into guard.
Curtain is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Shit got a little sloppy there for a moment and Curtain has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Shit has managed to get both his arms back between Curtain's legs - danger averted.
Shit is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Curtain is looking for a triangle here but Shit uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Curtain is looking to regain half guard here but Shit keeps moving and retains side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Curtain's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Curtain is looking for a sweep.
The referee asks Shit politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Shit prefers to stall for the moment though.
Curtain tries to bench press Shit off him but Shit keeps the position.
Shit is looking to take a break and control but Curtain is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Shit shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Curtain moves into full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Curtain looking for a guillotine here but Shit defends easily.
Curtain working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Shit has passed into half guard!
Curtain looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Curtain trying to hold on to Shit's head to control him but Shit postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Curtain looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Curtain trying to control here.
Curtain actively working from the bottom here.
Shit looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Curtain is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Shit closes the distance and clinches.
Curtain fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Curtain fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Shit has picked Curtain up - he's going for a ride! Shit dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Curtain is looking for a sweep. Shit is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Shit knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Curtain on the ground.
Shit is controlling the pace.
Curtain is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Shit pulls his head out easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Piece Shit dominated that round.
That's time! Shit's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Shit drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Shit stopping the sweep attempt from Curtain.
Curtain working for a triangle but Shit defends it easily.
Shit wants to control from the top but Curtain keeps moving.
Curtain is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Shit is aware though and is defending well.
Shit has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Curtain looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Curtain throws his legs up looking for a submission but Shit uses it to pass to side control.
Curtain is breathing heavily.
Curtain tries to improve position but can't.
Curtain is not content to let Shit control the position.
Curtain is trying to get back to half guard.
Curtain struggling a bit here.
Shit controlling from side mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Curtain tries to buck Shit off but Shit is having none of it.
Curtain is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Curtain is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Curtain gets full guard.
Curtain escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Shit sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Curtain escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Curtain throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Curtain looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Shit passes into side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Curtain is being controlled here.
Curtain is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Shit controlling from side mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Curtain is looking for a sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Piece Shit will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Curtain scores with a nice strike.
Shit shoots in for a takedown but Curtain shows good takedown defense.
Shit shoots in for a double leg but Curtain sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Curtain connects with a crisp jab.
Shit moves in looking to clinch but Curtain pushes him off.
Curtain cracks Shit with a right hand to the side of the head.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Shit is defended easily by Curtain.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Piece Shit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Curtain dips to his left and cracks Shit with an uppercut!
Shit shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Curtain as he avoids it easily.
Shit has a takedown stuffed.
Shit takes one to the chin there.
Curtain scores with a shot to the body.
Curtain paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Piece Shit is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Curtain thuds his right hand into Shit's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Curtain scores with a jab to the jaw.
Curtain fails with the takedown.
Curtain lands with a cross.
Curtain scores with a punch to the head.
Curtain scores with a jab to the jaw.
Nice uppercut there from Curtain.
Curtain throws a one two combo.
Curtain digs a good hook to Shit's body.
Shit drops his hands momentarily and Curtain takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Curtain throws a good cross that connects.
Shit misses with a takedown attempt - Curtain sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Curtain with a hook.
Donk. Curtain catches Shit right on the button with a cross.
Piece Shit is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Curtain connects with the punch.
Shit on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Curtain closes the distance and lands a one-two.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shit is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Shit is rocked!
Shit seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Curtain shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Shit is backing up but Curtain catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Shit covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Curtain Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kevin Curtain!
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energy
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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