PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Quinton Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackson comes to the cage accompanied by We Be Steady Mobbin. Turd Ferguson told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Jackson
vs
Ferguson

185 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

185 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Quinton Jackson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are , and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ferguson blocks a head kick by Jackson.
Ferguson wants to clinch up but Jackson keeps it at a distance.
Ferguson tries to clinch up.
Ferguson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jackson throws a series of punches but Ferguson avoids them all with ease.
Jackson dodges the punch combination from Ferguson.
Ferguson tries to clinch up.
Ferguson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ferguson tries to clinch there but Jackson circles away.
Jackson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Ferguson sprawls well. Ferguson wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jackson gets slowly back to his feet.
Turd Ferguson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jackson fails to land with a series of punches.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch but Jackson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jackson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ferguson tries to clinch there but Jackson circles away.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jackson is breathing heavily.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ferguson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Ferguson lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jackson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
Ferguson lands a body punch.
Jackson being controlled against the cage.
Ferguson lands a right hand.

It looks like Quinton Jackson has been cut.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ferguson working Jackson over with knees to the body.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jackson in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Ferguson landing knees to the body.
Ferguson landing knees to the body.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body.
Jackson takes a knee to the side of the body.
Ferguson prevents Jackson from breaking the clinch.
Jackson has had enough of the clinch but Ferguson keeps him there for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Ferguson landing knees to the head.
Ferguson lands a nice shot to the body.
Jackson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Jackson's ribcage.
Jackson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Jackson's ribcage.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Ferguson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jackson is defending well for now.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ferguson trying to land knees to the body.
Ferguson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jackson is keeping busy.
Jackson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ferguson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jackson fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Quinton Jackson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson slowing the pace effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.

Jackson tightens his grip and picks Ferguson up, before dumping him to the ground. Ferguson manages to land in guard.
Jackson trying to control but Ferguson is working from the bottom.
Ferguson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Ferguson wants to stand up but Jackson is controlling the position.
Jackson is looking for a sweep. Ferguson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Ferguson escapes and gets back to his feet.
Ferguson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jackson finds it's way round the side to connect with Ferguson's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson tries to clinch up but Jackson circles away and keeps his distance.
Jackson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ferguson but Ferguson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Jackson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jackson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jackson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jackson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jackson swats away the attempt to clinch by Ferguson.

Ferguson darts in and clinches Jackson up against the cage.
Jackson has had enough of the clinch but Ferguson keeps him there for the moment.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ferguson avoiding damage.
Ferguson trying to land knees to the body.
Jackson jumps guard but Ferguson stands there with Jackson around his waist. Jackson gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Quinton Jackson's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Ferguson swinging wilding here.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jackson is defended easily by Ferguson.

Ferguson instigates a clinch.
Jackson working hard to break the clinch.
Come on Ferguson - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body.
Turd Ferguson seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Ferguson prevents Jackson from breaking the clinch.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Ferguson working Jackson over with knees to the body.
Jackson taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body.
Jackson wants a takedown.
Ferguson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jackson is defending well for now.
A right handed body shot lands from Ferguson.
Jackson avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Ferguson is stalling here.
Ferguson tries to land knees in the clinch but Jackson avoids the damage to the body.
Ferguson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jackson's efforts to push away.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jackson lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ferguson taking a breather.
Jackson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Ferguson gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Quinton Jackson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson tries to land knees in the clinch but Jackson avoids the damage to the body.
Jackson takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jackson taking a breather.
Ferguson taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Jackson fails to pull the fight into his guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jackson managing to block the knees to the body from Ferguson.
Jackson takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jackson tries to break free but Ferguson pushes him back against the cage.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.

Jackson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Jackson managing to block the knees to the body from Ferguson.
Jackson tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position.
Ferguson lands a body shot.
Jackson avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Jackson avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jackson is trying to break free.
Jackson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Jackson managing to block the knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Jackson's ribcage.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson misses with a knee to the head.
Ferguson stalling against the cage.
Ferguson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Ferguson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Ferguson is pressed up against the cage. Jackson has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ferguson down to the mat. Ferguson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Jackson swats away the attempt to clinch by Ferguson.

Jackson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ferguson looking for a sweep. Not yet Ferguson, not yet.
Jackson postures up and lands a big shot to Ferguson's brow.

Ferguson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jackson defends well.
Jackson is looking to work some ground and pound but Ferguson has wrist control.
Ferguson working a defensive guard here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson wants to sweep but no luck.
Ferguson is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Jackson shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Jackson was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Ferguson wants to control but Jackson is having none of it.
Ferguson manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Ferguson moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Ferguson is trying to control the position from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Quinton Jackson's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Jackson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jackson paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Ferguson has managed to clinch.
Ferguson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jackson blocks it with crossed arms.
Jackson managing to block the knees to the body from Ferguson.
Jackson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ferguson smiles and moves away.

Ferguson tries to keep at a distance but Jackson has taken the fight into the clinch.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Jackson blocks it.
Jackson is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ferguson gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Quinton Jackson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jackson's face.
Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Ferguson lands a shot to the body.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson stops a takedown attempt from Jackson.
Jackson wants to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jackson takes a knee to the side of the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Ferguson stalling against the cage.
Jackson has had enough of the clinch but Ferguson keeps him there for the moment.
Ferguson lands an elbow inside.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Jackson blocks it.
Jackson tries to score a body lock takedown but Ferguson shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Jackson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jackson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jackson takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jackson is looking to break free of the clinch but Ferguson has double underhooks.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Ferguson as Jackson tries to tie him up.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Ferguson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jackson's efforts to push away.
Ferguson missing with knees to the body.
Ferguson has Jackson pressed against the cage, preventing Jackson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jackson is trying to break free.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
Jackson is trying to break free.
Jackson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ferguson lands a body punch.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Jackson blocks it.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jackson lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ferguson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Jackson's ribcage.
Ferguson working Jackson over with knees to the body.
Jackson fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Jackson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Jackson is blocking nicely.
Ferguson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jackson's efforts to push away.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jackson avoids it.
Jackson avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Ferguson looking to stall.

Jackson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Quinton Jackson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jackson throws a push kick but Ferguson slaps the foot to one side.
Turd Ferguson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Ferguson rushes Jackson and presses him up against the cage.
Jackson jumps guard but Ferguson stands there with Jackson around his waist. Jackson gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Ferguson gets underhooks to prevent Jackson's takedown attempt.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Jackson is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Jackson is blocking nicely.
Ferguson prevents Jackson from breaking the clinch.
Jackson takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson landing knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Jackson tries for a takedown. No joy.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Jackson's ribcage.
Ferguson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Ferguson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Jackson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. Jackson won't want to take too many of those.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jackson's face.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jackson drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Ferguson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson is the new light heavyweight champion!