PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Shawn Michaels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanz Titties has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Michaels
vs
Titties

176 cm
23
153 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

180 cm
24
158 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Shawn Michaels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for Titties.
Titties scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Michaels tries to clinch but Titties moves out of range.
Michaels looks to land a right hand but Titties moved out of range.
Titties moves out of range as Michaels strikes.
Titties throws a series of strikes that have Michaels backpedaling.
Titties blocks a jab.
Titties uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Michaels.
Titties connects with a jab.
Michaels tries to clinch there but Titties circles away.
Michaels waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Titties.
Titties lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Michaels throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Titties sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Titties slips a jab from Michaels.
Michaels throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Michaels throws a lazy right hand but Titties sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Titties comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Titties.
Titties fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Michaels misses with an uppercut.
A jab from Michaels misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Titties!
Michaels is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Michaels takes a shot to the body in his stride.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Titties.
Nice jab there from Titties.
Titties looks to land a combination but Michaels avoids it well.
Titties's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Titties duly obliges.
Shawn Michaels seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Titties connects with a crisp jab.
Titties fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Michaels takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Michaels fails in his attempt to clinch.
Titties works over Michaels's head and body with a nice combination.
Michaels throws the left hand but Titties avoids the punch easily.
Michaels throws a big shot that misses.
Michaels is looking to clinch.
Titties staying out of range there.
Michaels takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Titties is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!Michaels had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Titties uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Michaels.
Michaels looks to throw the jab but Titties is out of range.
Titties throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Michaels doesn't manage to clinch there - Titties circles away.
Hanz Titties is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Titties lands with a nice combination. Michaels backs away looking to recover.
Titties scores with a hook to the body. Michaels takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands with a right hand.
Titties punishes Michaels's body with a nice straight punch.
Titties darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Titties sizes up Michaels with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Titties scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Titties ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Titties bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Michaels throws a shot from downtown. Titties moves away and avoids it.
Michaels with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Titties to score with a decent uppercut.
Michaels pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Michaels waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Titties.
Titties slips under a jab from Michaels.
Titties scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Michaels moves in looking to clinch but Titties pushes him off.
Titties is working the combinations to good effect here.
Titties slips a straight right by Michaels.
Michaels waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Titties.
A telegraphed right hand from Michaels misses the target.
Michaels takes one to the side of the head.
A jab from Titties finds it's way through Michaels's defenses.
Michaels takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Michaels tries to clinch there but Titties circles away.
Titties fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Michaels looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Titties scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Titties is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Titties lands a nice hook to Michaels's body. Michaels takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Titties lands a jab-cross combination.
Titties lands a nice hook to Michaels's body. Michaels takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Titties's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Titties duly obliges.

Michaels is rocked!
Titties getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Oh Michaels is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Titties cracks Michaels with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Michaels tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Titties pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Michaels is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hanz Titties!