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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Coleman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Silly Bollocks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coleman comes to the cage accompanied by Cryin Like A Bitch. Jordan Coleman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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130 lbs
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135 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
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Good takedowns
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jordan Coleman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Silly Bollocks!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coleman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bollocks looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Come on Coleman - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Coleman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bollocks tries a knee to the head but Coleman blocks it.
Coleman goes for a takedown attempt but Bollocks pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Coleman closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bollocks did well to prevent Coleman getting side control.
Bollocks is staying active underneath Coleman, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Coleman wants to free his trapped foot but Bollocks is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Coleman wants to take a breather but Bollocks is having none of it.
Bollocks won't allow Coleman to pass to mount.
Coleman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bollocks does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Bollocks gets back to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bollocks has his feet on Coleman's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Bollocks gets caught flat footed, as Coleman shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Coleman stands up over Bollocks, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Coleman gets to his feet. Bollocks looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Bollocks shoots in and drives through. Coleman sprawls well.
Coleman shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Coleman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bollocks does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coleman prevents Bollocks from improving his position.
Bollocks is looking to control Coleman's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Bollocks avoid being mounted?
Coleman looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bollocks makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Bollocks.
Coleman working some strikes from top position.
Coleman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bollocks wants to sweep here but Coleman controlling him for the moment.
Bollocks lands a good elbow from the bottom.
Coleman wants to pass the guard but Bollocks is keeping the position.
Bollocks managing to control the position.
Bollocks tries to land a sweep but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jordan Coleman dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Coleman shoots in for a takedown but Bollocks shows good takedown defense.
Bollocks is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Coleman tries for a takedown but Bollocks sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jordan Coleman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Coleman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bollocks looks to land a body kick but Coleman moved away.
Bollocks tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Coleman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Coleman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Coleman shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bollocks but Bollocks pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jordan Coleman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bollocks has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bollocks jumps into guard, dragging Coleman to the mat.
Coleman wants to control from the top but Bollocks keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bollocks tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bollocks pulls Coleman in close to prevent any damage.
Bollocks manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Coleman gets back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coleman trying to control but Bollocks postures up.
Bollocks escapes and gets back to his feet.
Coleman really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bollocks tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Coleman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Coleman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bollocks, pushing him back against the cage.
Coleman is pressed up against the cage. Bollocks has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Coleman down to the mat. Coleman avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Coleman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Coleman successfully pulls guard.
Coleman is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bollocks is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bollocks postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bollocks pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Coleman is keeping the position for now.
Coleman is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Bollocks scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Coleman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bollocks.
Bollocks tries to pass the half guard into mount. Coleman knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Coleman wants to improve his position but Bollocks is controlling well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Silly Bollocks showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Coleman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bollocks's calf.
Coleman goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Coleman looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Bollocks!
Coleman avoids the attempt from Bollocks to control.
Coleman looking to finish Bollocks with some ground and pound. This is bad for Bollocks!
Coleman goes for an armbar but Bollocks turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Bollocks.
Jordan Coleman overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bollocks looking to pass the guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Coleman is wriggling around but Bollocks manages to pass to half guard.
Bollocks trying to control the action but Coleman is working from the bottom.
Bollocks content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Bollocks trying to mount his opponent but Coleman defends it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Bollocks is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Bollocks is keen to just control but Coleman is a slippery customer.
Coleman is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Nice strikes from Bollocks there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Bollocks drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Bollocks has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Bollocks cracks Coleman with a right hand to the side of the head.
Coleman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bollocks is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Coleman is defending well for now.
Coleman stalling the fight.
Coleman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bollocks with a lazy takedown attempt
and Coleman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Coleman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coleman with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bollocks counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Coleman looking to control.
Bollocks slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Coleman not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bollocks won't allow Coleman to sweep him here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Silly Bollocks comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bollocks has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Silly Bollocks!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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