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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brad Ronald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and MIKE TYSON (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TYSON has chosen FUCKING KNOCK YOU OUT as his entrance music. Ronald has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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200 cm
25
230 lbs
5 - 5 - 0 |
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185 cm
21
255 lbs
5 - 7 - 1 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brad Ronald! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, MIKE TYSON! The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Reed Andrews and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Danga de danga de dang - Ronald scores with a four punch combination!
It looks like MIKE TYSON has been cut. TYSON showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ronald.
Ronald is breathing heavily. Ronald tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but TYSON paws at him with a jab and circles away. TYSON shoots in for a takedown but Ronald shows good takedown defense. A punch combination from Ronald misses. TYSON doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. TYSON fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Ronald avoids it really well and circles away. We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - TYSON has eaten all the pies! Ronald misses with a wild body shot. No joy there for Ronald, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from TYSON is defended easily by Ronald. Brad Ronald has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of MIKE TYSON. Ronald defends well against a solid takedown attempt from TYSON.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ronald tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Ronald leaves TYSON with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. TYSON tries to clinch but Ronald is having none of it. Ronald avoids the head kick by TYSON.
Ronald takes a swing at TYSON's ribcage but misses. TYSON looks for a takedown but Ronald sprawls well. TYSON throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ronald. TYSON tries to score a power double leg takedown but Ronald sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten TYSON somewhat. TYSON doesn't manage to clinch there - Ronald circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight. TYSON looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. TYSON shoots in but no luck this time. Ronald throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ronald closes the distance and lands a one-two. Ronald throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
TYSON blocks a leg kick. Ronald is looking to wear down TYSON with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. TYSON swats away the attempt to clinch by Ronald. TYSON misses with a takedown attempt - Ronald sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. TYSON doesn't manage to clinch there - Ronald circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Ronald tries to clinch up but TYSON circles away and keeps his distance. Ronald leaves TYSON with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. Ronald defends well against a solid takedown attempt from TYSON. Ronald wants to clinch up but TYSON keeps it at a distance. Ronald swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and TYSON counters with an inside leg kick. TYSON showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ronald.
Ronald rushes TYSON and presses him up against the cage. A hook to the body from Ronald.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Ronald lands an elbow just above TYSON 's eye. The referee is keeping an eye on Ronald - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Ronald scores with a shot to the side of TYSON's head. TYSON wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nice body punch from Ronald - that landed with a thud.
Ronald lands a nice elbow. TYSON wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Ronald using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ronald working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Ronald lands an elbow inside. TYSON takes an elbow to the forehead. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Ronald content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Ronald pushes TYSON back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Ronald on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
TYSON changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Ronald fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Ronald moves in looking to clinch but TYSON pushes him off. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brad Ronald dominated that round. The cut man is working on MIKE TYSON's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
TYSON takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Ronald throws a shot from downtown. TYSON moves away and avoids it. TYSON tries for a takedown but Ronald sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. TYSON takes a body punch but keeps moving. TYSON moves in looking to clinch but Ronald pushes him off. TYSON circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ronald throws a big shot that misses. A combination from Ronald does no damage. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Ronald throws a wild combination but nothing lands. TYSON doesn't manage to clinch there - Ronald circles away.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by TYSON!
TYSON is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round. TYSON has a takedown stuffed. Both fighters circling a little - Ronald finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. TYSON tries to clinch but Ronald is having none of it. TYSON shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ronald but Ronald pushes him off and we're back to square one. Brad Ronald has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of MIKE TYSON. TYSON steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Ronald. That one must have hurt. Ronald defends well against a solid takedown attempt from TYSON. Ronald misses with a double jab
and TYSON counters with a nice leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace. Ronald checks the leg kick nicely there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ronald, right into the meat.
TYSON throws a combination. Ronald tries to block but a couple of punches get through. Ronald lands a nice hook to TYSON's body. TYSON takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Brad Ronald is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. TYSON misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Ronald looks to throw the jab but TYSON is out of range. Ronald fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
TYSON changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ronald tries to avoid it but TYSON manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ronald to the ground. Ronald escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Ronald throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A good leg kick by Ronald. Ronald tries a head kick but it misses.
Ronald misses with a straight right. Ronald misses with a combination
and TYSON counters with a left and a right that stings Ronald. Ronald misses with a shot to the body and TYSON holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. Ronald gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from TYSON.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it. Ronald lands a shoulder strike. TYSON tries to pull guard but Ronald won't allow it.
Come on Ronald - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Ronald lands an elbow inside that TYSON shrugs off. Ronald lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Ronald will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning TYSON up against the cage. Ronald lands an elbow inside. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Ronald lands an elbow just above TYSON 's eye. Ronald comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. TYSON takes an elbow to the temple. Ronald gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brad Ronald dominated that second round. The cut man is working on MIKE TYSON's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Ronald has managed to clinch.
TYSON avoiding damage as Ronald throws knees to the body.
Ronald misses with some punches.
Ronald misses with an elbow over the top. TYSON misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ronald is trying to stall.
Ronald pushes off an throws an elbow but TYSON leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. TYSON jumps guard but Ronald stands there with TYSON around his waist. TYSON gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
TYSON is trying to force a seperation but Ronald has the dominant position. Ronald looks to throw an elbow but misses. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Ronald prevents a takedown attempt there.
Ronald throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. TYSON is trying to break the clinch but Ronald has him pressed against the cage. TYSON has Ronald pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Ronald manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. Brad Ronald has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of MIKE TYSON. The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ronald takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
That's one minute gone in the round. TYSON goes for a takedown attempt but Ronald pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Ronald swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and TYSON counters with a one-two to the body. Ronald is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by TYSON. TYSON uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ronald. Ronald uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Ronald swinging wilding here.
Ronald scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Ronald misses with a double jab
and TYSON counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by TYSON.
That's two minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. Ronald lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Nice elbow from Ronald. The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ronald takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. TYSON wants to get back to striking at distance but Ronald won't allow it.
Ronald lands a nice elbow. Ronald comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Ronald landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Ronald lands a damaging elbow. MIKE TYSON has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Ronald using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
TYSON tries for a takedown but Ronald manages to get underhooks.
Ronald creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through TYSON's defenses. Ronald lands a damaging elbow. Ronald creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through TYSON's defenses. Ronald putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has TYSON in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Ronald lands a left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Ronald lands an elbow inside that TYSON shrugs off. Ronald working TYSON over with knees to the body. TYSON takes an elbow to the forehead. Ronald lands an elbow that stopped TYSON in his tracks for a moment. Ronald comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. TYSON fails to pull guard.
Ronald scores with a shoulder strike. TYSON takes an elbow to the forehead. TYSON tries to pull guard but Ronald won't allow it.
Ronald lands a knee to the body.
Ronald crunches a lovely knee into TYSON's ribcage. Ronald lands an elbow just above TYSON 's eye. Ronald gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Ronald gets through TYSON's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. TYSON takes an elbow to the temple. Ronald slows down the pace here.
Brad Ronald is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round. My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer. Ronald lands a nice uppercut. Ronald landing some nice looking knees to the body.
TYSON takes a knee to the side of the body. Ronald gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from TYSON.
Ronald lands an elbow that stopped TYSON in his tracks for a moment. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Ronald lands a damaging elbow. Ronald lands an elbow that stopped TYSON in his tracks for a moment. Ronald lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. TYSON can't find room to land a body shot as Ronald controls the action.
And that's the end of the fight! Brad Ronald showed his dominance in that final round. Well Ronald has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 30:27 Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27 Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brad Ronald!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
22% |
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