PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Krispin Karriker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and JIM Hatter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karriker comes to the ring accompanied by Fat Bottom Girls. Hatter is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rastamon Vibration. JIM Hatter has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Krispin Karriker's chin.

Karriker
vs
Hatter

180 cm
20
155 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

180 cm
21
153 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Krispin Karriker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, JIM Hatter!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hatter dodges the punch combination from Karriker.
Karriker loads up on a big right hand but Hatter slips the punch.
Karriker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hatter was well out of range. Poor timing from Karriker.
Krispin Karriker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from Karriker does no damage.
Karriker throws a right hand that Hatter ducks under and follows up with a left that Hatter also avoids with ease.
Hatter scores with a nice right hand.
Hatter swats away the attempt to clinch by Karriker.
Karriker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hatter misses with a double jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Karriker misses with a combination
and Hatter counters with a right hand to the body.
Karriker fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hatter misses with a leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Hatter blocks the low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Karriker misses with a combination
and Hatter counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Hatter throws a combination. Karriker tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The crowd cheers as Karriker lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hatter doesn't seem phased though.
A right-left combo lands from Karriker.
Hatter throws a series of punches but Karriker avoids them all with ease.
Hatter throws a series of strikes that have Karriker backpedaling.
Karriker throws a jab when Hatter was well out of range.
Karriker is looking to clinch but Hatter is avoiding it.
Hatter throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hatter takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hatter throws a leg kick that misses.
Karriker throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hatter counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hatter circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Karriker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Karriker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hatter counters with a nice low kick that buckles Karriker's knee momentarily.
Hatter lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Karriker tries to clinch but Hatter moves out of range.
A combination from Hatter does no damage.
Hatter staying out of range there.
Karriker misses with a double jab
and Hatter counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Karriker misses with a combination
and Hatter counters with a series of strikes. Karriker will be more careful next time no doubt.
A left and a right from Karriker both land. Nice combination.
A leg kick checked by Hatter.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Karriker throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hatter counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hatter swats away the attempt to clinch by Karriker.
Hatter moves away from the strike by Karriker.
Karriker falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Hatter to counter with a crisp jab.
Karriker lands the left hand.
Hatter lands a jab-cross combination.
Karriker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hatter cracks Karriker with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Karriker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Hatter paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Karriker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hatter counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Karriker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hatter counters with a one-two to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hatter slips under a jab from Karriker.
Karriker throws a hook but Hatter avoids it easily.
Hatter displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Karriker takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Hatter misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Karriker loads up on a big right hand but Hatter slips the punch.
Hatter throws a leg kick which misses Karriker's front leg but catches the back leg as Karriker tries to avoid it.
Karriker misses with a jab to the body
and Hatter counters with a series of strikes. Karriker will be more careful next time no doubt.

Karriker is rocked!
Hatter lands with a big left! Karriker is wobbled badly! Hatter comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Karriker to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). JIM Hatter!
JIM Hatter is the new featherweight champion!