PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Masked Assassin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fullsize Mirror (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Assassin's entrance music is Phucking Phreak. A fine choice. Mirror has chosen Ordinary Guy--- Blue Scholars as his entrance music. On his way into the ring it seems that Masked Assassin has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Masked Assassin seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Assassin
vs
Mirror

190 cm
23
217 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

185 cm
20
215 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Hell's Kitchen Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Masked Assassin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fullsize Mirror!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Mirror.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Mirror!

It looks like Masked Assassin has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Mirror lands a left and a right that send Assassin crashing to the mat, dazed. Mirror thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Assassin is rocked!

Assassin darts in and clinches Mirror up against the ropes.
Mirror keeps control of Assassin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Assassin tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Assassin tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Mirror just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Assassin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Assassin tries a knee to the head but Mirror blocks it.
Assassin jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Mirror walks away with a smile on his face. Assassin gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Masked Assassin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mirror misses with a body shot.

Mirror drops Assassin with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Assassin looks back up at him and smiles so Mirror waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Oh Assassin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Assassin takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Assassin is breathing heavily.
Mirror connects with a stiff jab that staggers Assassin - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Fullsize Mirror!