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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Snatches O Coolahand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damacio Page (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Page has chosen Fuckem all 2Pac as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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153 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Snatches O Coolahand!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Damacio Page!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Alec Ball and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Page looks to land a combination but O Coolahand avoids it well.
O Coolahand looks to land a left hand but Page moved out of range nicely.
O Coolahand tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Page was well out of range. Poor timing from O Coolahand.
Page looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Page is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Page fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Page swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Page throws the left hand but O Coolahand avoids the punch easily.
Page takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
O Coolahand uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Page.
Page uses good head movement to avoid the hook from O Coolahand.
O Coolahand misses with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Page!
O Coolahand tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Page throws a nice looking combination but O Coolahand bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Page fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Page uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Page fails to land with a series of punches.
Damacio Page seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
O Coolahand is trying hard to land a takedown here. Page sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
O Coolahand scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A slow jab from O Coolahand misses its intended target.
Page bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps O Coolahand's head backwards.
Damacio Page is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
O Coolahand throws a hook but Page avoids it easily.
Page misses with a telegraphed body shot
and O Coolahand counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Page misses with a series of wild punches.
O Coolahand misses with an uppercut.
O Coolahand lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A big left from Page misses.
Page rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but O Coolahand moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
O Coolahand throws a nice looking combination but Page bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Page falls off balance throwing a combination
and O Coolahand counters with a nice uppercut.
O Coolahand looks to land a right hand but Page moved out of range.
Page bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Page scores with a crisp jab that stopped O Coolahand in his tracks.
Page throws a series of punches but O Coolahand avoids them all with ease.
Page misses with a double jab
enabling O Coolahand to counter with a crisp jab.
O Coolahand looks to land a left hand but Page moved out of range nicely.
Page connects with a crisp jab.
A big left from O Coolahand misses.
Page lands with a nice combination. O Coolahand backs away looking to recover.
O Coolahand connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Page momentarily.
O Coolahand fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from O Coolahand misses
and Page counters with a one-two to the body.
O Coolahand sizes up Page with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
O Coolahand is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
O Coolahand is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
O Coolahand takes one on the button.
Page throws a predictable looking body shot
and O Coolahand counters with a straight right hand.
O Coolahand is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Donk. O Coolahand catches Page right on the button with a cross.
O Coolahand looks to land a left hand but Page moved out of range nicely.
O Coolahand bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Page's head backwards.
Page has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
O Coolahand swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for O Coolahand.
Page throws a combination that misses
and O Coolahand counters with a right hand to the body.
Page throws out a loose jab but O Coolahand uses good head movement to avoid it.
Page shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Page looks gassed!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Page slips a straight right by O Coolahand.
Page drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
O Coolahand throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
O Coolahand loads up on a big right hand but Page slips the punch.
O Coolahand takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
O Coolahand swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Page throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and O Coolahand counters with a two punch combo.
O Coolahand paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
O Coolahand misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Page.
O Coolahand throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Page sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Page tries to move into range but O Coolahand moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
O Coolahand lands a slapping body shot.
O Coolahand pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Snatches O Coolahand dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Page has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from O Coolahand finds it's way round the side to connect with Page's head.
Page falls off balance throwing a combination
and O Coolahand counters with a left to the body.
O Coolahand moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
O Coolahand's corner calls for a 1-2. O Coolahand obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
O Coolahand throws a combination that misses
and Page counters with a straight right hand.
Page throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and O Coolahand counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Page rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but O Coolahand moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
O Coolahand throws a hook but Page blocks it.
O Coolahand misses with a hook.
Page has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
O Coolahand lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Page is breathing heavily.
O Coolahand tests Page's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A big left from Page misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Page avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
O Coolahand slips under a jab from Page.
O Coolahand throws a hook to the side of Page's head but Page sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A jab from O Coolahand misses.
Page walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Page misses with a double jab
and O Coolahand makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A nice combination there by Page.
O Coolahand goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Page pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
O Coolahand takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
O Coolahand throws a jab when Page was well out of range.
Page staying out of range there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Coolahand uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Page has time to react.
Page falls off balance throwing a combination
and O Coolahand counters with a right hand to the body.
O Coolahand dodges the punch combination from Page.
Page ducks under a wild hook from O Coolahand.
Page misses with a combination
and O Coolahand makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by O Coolahand.
Page misses with a combination
and O Coolahand connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
O Coolahand fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Page looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
O Coolahand tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Page was well out of range. Poor timing from O Coolahand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
O Coolahand scores with a jab to the body.
O Coolahand with a hook.
O Coolahand throws a looping overhand right but Page ducks down to avoid it.
Page throws an uppercut from half a mile away. O Coolahand sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Page avoids the body shot from O Coolahand.
O Coolahand swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Page blocks a jab.
O Coolahand ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Page moves away.
Nice cross by O Coolahand.
A jab from O Coolahand misses.
O Coolahand works the jab nicely.
O Coolahand throws the left hand but Page avoids the punch easily.
O Coolahand missing with a left hand there. Page was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Page misses with a combination
and O Coolahand counters with a stiff right hand.
Page misses with a double jab
and Page takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
O Coolahand waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Page.
O Coolahand throws a good cross that connects.
O Coolahand lands with a nice body punch.
O Coolahand misses with a looping right.
O Coolahand thows a body shot but no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jab by O Coolahand.
O Coolahand is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Page.
O Coolahand takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
O Coolahand pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Snatches O Coolahand dominated that second round.
That's time! O Coolahand's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
O Coolahand looks to land a right hand but Page moved out of range.
Page moves forwards but O Coolahand connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Page swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling O Coolahand to counter with a crisp jab.
O Coolahand connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Page momentarily.
O Coolahand throws a jab when Page was well out of range.
Page looks to score with a jab to the body but O Coolahand is just out of range.
Page ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Page misses with a combination
and O Coolahand cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Page waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract O Coolahand.
Page takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
O Coolahand fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Page takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Page uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from O Coolahand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Page throws a lazy right hand but O Coolahand sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
O Coolahand pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Page swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and O Coolahand connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
O Coolahand defending well as Page loads up on a big left hand.
Page falls off balance throwing a combination
and O Coolahand counters with a lovely straight right hand!
O Coolahand swings away with a body shot that misses
and O Coolahand takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
O Coolahand connects with a jab.
O Coolahand throws a jab but it's blocked by Page.
Page throws a combination that misses
enabling O Coolahand to counter with a crisp jab.
Page takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
O Coolahand thows a left - swing and a miss!
O Coolahand misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Page.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Coolahand lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Damacio Page is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
O Coolahand lands a body shot.
O Coolahand misses the shot to the body.
O Coolahand looks to throw the jab but Page is out of range.
O Coolahand misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Page.
Page throws a combination that misses
and O Coolahand counters with a stiff right hand.
O Coolahand throws a shot to the body.
Page swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and O Coolahand counters with a nice uppercut.
Snatches O Coolahand is winning the standup battle so far.
O Coolahand ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Page moves away.
O Coolahand cracks Page with a good jab.
Page slips under a jab.
Snatches O Coolahand is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
O Coolahand throws a hook but Page blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Page throws a hook to the side of O Coolahand's head but O Coolahand sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
O Coolahand cracks Page with a good jab.
O Coolahand fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Page manages to avoid it.
O Coolahand lands an overhand right.
Nice defenses there by Page.
O Coolahand misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Page counters with a stiff right hand.
Damacio Page has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A jab from O Coolahand misses.
O Coolahand misses with a straight left.
Page takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Page ducks under a wild hook from O Coolahand.
Page slips a jab from O Coolahand.
O Coolahand scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
O Coolahand scores with the left hand. Page knows he should have avoided that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Page slips under a jab.
Page throws a combination that misses
letting O Coolahand counter with a right hand.
O Coolahand's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and O Coolahand duly obliges.
O Coolahand misses with a straight left.
Page throws a left and a right that both miss
and O Coolahand counters with a stiff right hand.
O Coolahand thows a body shot but no joy.
O Coolahand misses with a looping right.
O Coolahand moves into range and connects with a jab.
O Coolahand catches Page with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
O Coolahand tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
O Coolahand is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Page can do to turn this around?
O Coolahand lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Page at a distance.
O Coolahand blocks a jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Snatches O Coolahand showed his dominance in that final round.
Well O Coolahand has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:26
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snatches O Coolahand!
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energy
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hype
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