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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andy Miller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle comes to the cage accompanied by BLUNT- "The Iron Maiden". Andy Miller will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Urinus Limberdinkle! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Andy Miller! The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Anthony Taglia and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Limberdinkle feints and then cracks Miller's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Miller down. Limberdinkle misses with a body kick. A head kick misses from Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Miller chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Limberdinkle can pounce on him.
Miller tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Limberdinkle throws a half hearted mid kick. A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Miller moves out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses. Limberdinkle throws a leg kick that misses. Miller tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Limberdinkle swivels and escapes. Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Miller moves out of range easily. A good leg kick by Limberdinkle. Miller will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts. Miller walks into a jab. Limberdinkle scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Limberdinkle thumps Miller with a low kick. Miller looks gassed! Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A slapping leg kick lands for Limberdinkle.
Miller takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Limberdinkle thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Miller if he has to take too many more of those.
That's one minute gone in the round. A jab from Limberdinkle does it's job there. A head kick misses from Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
Urinus Limberdinkle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Limberdinkle lands with an uppercut that bounces Miller off the cage and back into rage. Limberdinkle throws a nice outside leg kick. Miller stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle. Miller's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Limberdinkle cracks Miller with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
A slapping leg kick lands for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Crunch! Limberdinkle slams his shin into Miller's torso. Limberdinkle throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Limberdinkle lands with a slapping head kick. Limberdinkle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Miller's sensitive parts. Limberdinkle cracks a nice hook into Miller's ribs. Limberdinkle is looking to slow Miller down with leg kicks. Miller stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.
Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Miller's front leg. Limberdinkle lands with a slapping head kick. Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A good leg kick by Limberdinkle.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Limberdinkle feints and then cracks Miller's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Miller down. Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Limberdinkle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Miller's calf. Limberdinkle throws a head kick that Miller semi-blocks.
Limberdinkle thumps Miller with a low kick. Limberdinkle throws a nice head kick!
Miller takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Miller avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Miller takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. A decent looking body kick lands there for Limberdinkle. Miller stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Miller. That did some damage! Miller takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Limberdinkle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Miller. Limberdinkle throws a nice head kick!
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Good leg kick by Limberdinkle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Limberdinkle looks to land a combination but Miller avoids it well. Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
Miller takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle dips to his left and cracks Miller with an uppercut! Miller walks forward, straight into a front kick from Limberdinkle. An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle. Miller on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle obviously looking to wear him down.
Good leg kick by Limberdinkle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Miller chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Limberdinkle can pounce on him.
A chopping leg kick lands by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle lands with a thumping leg kick.
Limberdinkle lands a with a good body shot. Miller sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Miller moves out of range.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Limberdinkle. Miller shrugs it off though. Limberdinkle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Miller. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Miller crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Limberdinkle - the referee stops the clock and Miller gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Limberdinkle. Miller manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Miller. That did some damage! Limberdinkle throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Limberdinkle thumps Miller with a low kick. Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Miller stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Limberdinkle lands with a kick to the temple. Miller shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle goes for a high kick. It partially lands. Miller takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Limberdinkle throws a leg kick which misses Miller's front leg but catches the back leg as Miller tries to avoid it. Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Miller takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Limberdinkle jabs at Miller's body. Limberdinkle thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Miller if he has to take too many more of those.
A thudding body kick lands there by Limberdinkle!
Limberdinkle throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Miller's head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Limberdinkle fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Miller looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. A slapping leg kick lands for Limberdinkle.
A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Miller down. Limberdinkle scores with a hook to the body. Miller takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Limberdinkle lands a nice hook to Miller's body. Miller takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Limberdinkle scores with a kick to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Limberdinkle. Miller shrugs it off though. Miller tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Miller's front leg. Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.
Limberdinkle smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Limberdinkle scores with a slapping inside leg kick. A nice leg kick lands there from Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle is looking to slow Miller down with leg kicks. This has been an exciting period of action! Miller takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Miller is breathing heavily. Nice body kick from Limberdinkle. A slapping leg kick lands for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle stuns Miller with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Limberdinkle thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Miller if he has to take too many more of those.
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's one minute gone in the round. Limberdinkle fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Miller looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
Andy Miller is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. A head kick from Limberdinkle lands but Miller takes it in his stride. Limberdinkle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Limberdinkle lands a nice looking kick to the body. Miller takes a step back to recover. Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Miller stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Miller's front leg. A jab lands there for Limberdinkle. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Limberdinkle throws a nice head kick!
A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Miller down. Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Miller. That did some damage! Miller has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Limberdinkle. Miller stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Limberdinkle digs a good body shot into Miller's ribs. A slapping leg kick lands for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Limberdinkle lands a right hook to the body.
Limberdinkle lands with a nice body kick. Limberdinkle throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. Both fighters circling a little - Limberdinkle finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. Limberdinkle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.
Limberdinkle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Miller takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Miller might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Limberdinkle has got the better of the exchanges. Limberdinkle explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Limberdinkle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Miller's sensitive parts. Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Miller walks forward, straight into a front kick from Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Miller stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle. Miller takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Limberdinkle is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Miller can do to turn this around? Limberdinkle feints and then cracks Miller's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Miller down. Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Urinus Limberdinkle is winning the standup battle so far. Good leg kick by Limberdinkle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A chopping leg kick lands by Limberdinkle. Miller on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Limberdinkle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. Miller takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Miller tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Limberdinkle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Miller's sensitive parts. Limberdinkle moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. Limberdinkle connects with a high kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Miller crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Limberdinkle - the referee stops the clock and Miller gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Limberdinkle. Miller manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Miller tries to close the distance and clinch but Limberdinkle swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick. Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Miller moves out of range easily. A slapping leg kick lands for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a nice outside leg kick. A slapping leg kick lands for Limberdinkle.
Miller ducks right into an uppercut from Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Limberdinkle throws a head kick that half lands.
Limberdinkle throws a nice inside leg kick. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Miller takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Miller on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Miller takes a kick to the side of the head. Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round. That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Good leg kick by Limberdinkle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Miller moves out of range.
Miller takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Miller shoots for a takedown but Limberdinkle saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Good leg kick by Limberdinkle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Limberdinkle swats away the attempt to clinch by Miller. Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick. Limberdinkle throws a head kick that half lands.
A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Miller down. Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Limberdinkle is looking to wear down Miller with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Limberdinkle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Limberdinkle lands a nice looking body kick. Limberdinkle pushes Miller away with a front kick. Miller takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
Miller stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle.
That's one minute gone in the round. Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fighters circle momentarily. Limberdinkle darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Limberdinkle delivers a nice body kick. Limberdinkle scores with a punch to the head. Nice body kick from Limberdinkle. Miller on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle obviously looking to wear him down.
Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Limberdinkle throws a nice head kick!
Miller on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle obviously looking to wear him down.
A good leg kick by Limberdinkle. Miller sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. Limberdinkle throws a leg kick which misses Miller's front leg but catches the back leg as Miller tries to avoid it. Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Miller. That did some damage! This has been an exciting period of action! Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Miller takes a body punch but keeps moving. Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Miller takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Miller steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Limberdinkle. That one must have hurt. Limberdinkle is looking to slow Miller down with leg kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Miller tries to clinch up but Limberdinkle circles away and keeps his distance. Limberdinkle throws a leg kick which misses Miller's front leg but catches the back leg as Miller tries to avoid it. Limberdinkle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Miller's calf. Miller changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Limberdinkle tries to avoid it but Miller manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Limberdinkle to the ground. Limberdinkle escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Limberdinkle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Miller's calf. Limberdinkle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Miller takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Miller's front leg. Limberdinkle lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Miller tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Miller down. Limberdinkle keeps Miller at a distance using the push kick. A good leg kick by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle throws a head kick that Miller semi-blocks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lets loose with a powerful body kick. Miller will feel that in the morning. Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Limberdinkle connects with a high kick. Limberdinkle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Miller. Limberdinkle thumps Miller with a low kick. A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Miller down. Limberdinkle jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Limberdinkle throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Limberdinkle. Miller doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Good leg kick by Limberdinkle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Limberdinkle throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Limberdinkle throws a quick inside leg kick. Limberdinkle stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a quick inside leg kick. Limberdinkle throws a leg kick which misses Miller's front leg but catches the back leg as Miller tries to avoid it. Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Miller. That did some damage!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses. Miller has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Miller there as he acknowledges the shot. Limberdinkle plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. A solid body kick from Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Limberdinkle throws a front kick that sends Miller stumbling back into the cage. Miller tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Miller moves out of range easily. Andy Miller has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Limberdinkle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Miller's calf. A good leg kick by Limberdinkle. A chopping leg kick lands by Limberdinkle. Miller on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Nice uppercut there from Limberdinkle. Nice body kick from Limberdinkle. A decent looking body kick lands there for Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
Limberdinkle scores with a kick to the midsection.
And that's the end of the fight! Urinus Limberdinkle showed his dominance in that final round. Well Limberdinkle has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:24 Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:24 Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!
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