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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nasty Fart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pena Vanilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Nasty Fart has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Nasty Fart seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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200 cm
19
255 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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203 cm
22
240 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Nasty Fart! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Pena Vanilla! The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Shigeki Fujiwara and Hirohito Nitta.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Fart keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Fart swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Vanilla staying out of range there. Fart throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fart fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nasty Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Vanilla throws a head kick but Fart moves out of range.
Vanilla slips a jab and a cross from Fart.
Some wild striking there from Fart.
Vanilla throws a push kick but Fart slaps the foot to one side. Vanilla throws a right hand that Fart ducks under and follows up with a left that Fart also avoids with ease. Vanilla dips to his left and cracks Fart with an uppercut! A nice combination there by Vanilla.

It looks like Nasty Fart has been cut. Vanilla throws the kick towards the body but Fart avoids it. Vanilla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fart clinches up against the cage.
Fart breaks from the clinch.
Vanilla on the wrong end of a nice hook.

It looks like Pena Vanilla has been cut.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Vanilla slips a jab from Fart. Fart throws a left and a right that both miss
and Vanilla cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. A jab from Vanilla does it's job there. Fart tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Vanilla paws at him with a jab and circles away. Fart looks up at the clock. Bad move! Vanilla lands a right hand from hell, dropping Fart. Vanilla pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pena Vanilla!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
80% |
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