PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sauce Money (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Money comes to the cage accompanied by Akon - Rock (Feat. Filapine). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Money
vs
Titties

175 cm
21
157 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

180 cm
24
158 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sauce Money!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Titties throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Titties throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Titties lands a nice hook to Money's body. Money takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hanz Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Money takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Money takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Titties lands the left hand.
Money takes one to the chin there.
Titties lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Titties misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Money.
Titties tries to bum rush Money with a series of wild strikes but Money uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Money closes this distance looking for a takedown but Titties circles away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Titties takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Money doesn't seem bothered though.
Money uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Titties.
Titties moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Titties. Money does a little dance to reset his feet.
Titties lands a with a good body shot.
Hanz Titties is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Titties takes a swing at Money's ribcage but misses.
Titties darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Titties fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Money looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Money looks for a takedown but Titties sprawls well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Titties dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Money is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Titties swings for the body but Money moves out of range.
Money walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Money takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Titties looks to score with a jab to the body but Money is just out of range.
Titties throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Titties is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Money rather than just go for the knockout.
Titties lands a nice hook to Money's body. Money takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Titties looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Titties does no damage.
Titties scores with a three punch combo!
Titties lunges at Money with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Money's hand.
Nice shot by Titties.

Money is rocked!
Money takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Oh Money is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Titties rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Money moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Money seems to have got his legs back now.

Titties drops Money with a beautiful combination! Money stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Titties is looking for the KO!
Titties rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Money moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Money has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sauce Money. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties jabs Money right on the nose. Money blinks but takes it well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Money ducks right into an uppercut from Titties.
Titties looks to throw the jab but Money is out of range.
Money takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Titties getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Titties is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Money had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Money takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Titties misses with a hook. Money ducked under it nicely.
Titties lands a two punch combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Titties cracks Money with a hook to the temple - Money is on wobbly legs here! Titties swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Money falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Titties wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Hanz Titties!