PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jack Diamond (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jack Diamond looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Diamond
vs
Ridden Ghetto Sloth

180 cm
18
140 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

225 cm
22
130 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Diamond!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diamond works Ghetto Sloth's body with a nice hook.
Diamond throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth throws a series of punches but Diamond moves out of range.
A combination from Ghetto Sloth does no damage.
Ghetto Sloth displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab-cross combination.
Ghetto Sloth throws a one two combo.
Diamond showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth lands a right hook to the body.
Diamond looks to land a right hand but Ghetto Sloth moved out of range.
Ghetto Sloth closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Ghetto Sloth looks to land a combination. Diamond sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Diamond misses with a jab, cross combination.
Diamond slips a jab and a cross from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Diamond misses with a wild combination.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a two punch combination.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a two punch combination.
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ghetto Sloth throws a right and a left that Diamond avoids nicely.
Ghetto Sloth moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Some wild striking there from Ghetto Sloth.
A swing and a miss from Diamond.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Diamond is breathing heavily.
Diamond lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ghetto Sloth circles away quickly and effectively.
Diamond rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ghetto Sloth moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Diamond throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ghetto Sloth avoids a punch combination nicely.
Diamond slips a jab and a cross from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Ghetto Sloth tries to bum rush Diamond with a series of wild strikes but Diamond uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ghetto Sloth avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ghetto Sloth throws a series of punches but Diamond moves out of range.
Ghetto Sloth stalks Diamond and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Diamond's face. Diamond staggers backwards, shaken.
Ghetto Sloth keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Diamond throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ghetto Sloth displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Ghetto Sloth throws a right and a left that Diamond avoids nicely.
Ghetto Sloth misses with the combination.
Diamond pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Diamond tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Ghetto Sloth is able to avoid easily.
Ghetto Sloth looks to land a right hand but Diamond moved out of range.
Diamond throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Danga de danga de dang - Diamond scores with a four punch combination!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Diamond showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ghetto Sloth.
Some wild striking there from Diamond.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a hook to the body. Diamond takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A combination from Ghetto Sloth does no damage.
A punch combination from Diamond misses.
Ghetto Sloth fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Some wild striking there from Ghetto Sloth.
Diamond dodges the punch combination from Ghetto Sloth.
A lazy left from Ghetto Sloth finds it's target.
Diamond throws a right hand that Ghetto Sloth ducks under and follows up with a left that Ghetto Sloth also avoids with ease.
Left hook, right uppercut from Ghetto Sloth.
Diamond dodges the punch combination from Ghetto Sloth.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diamond has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Ghetto Sloth finds it's way round the side to connect with Diamond's head.
Ghetto Sloth connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Diamond takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nice cross by Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Ghetto Sloth fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Diamond pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a wild combination.
Diamond showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ghetto Sloth.
Diamond looks to land a left hand but Ghetto Sloth moved out of range nicely.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a hook to the body. Diamond takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ghetto Sloth tries to bum rush Diamond with a series of wild strikes but Diamond uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diamond rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ghetto Sloth moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ghetto Sloth throws a series of punches but Diamond moves out of range.
Diamond really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Some wild striking there from Diamond.
Diamond misses with a two punch combination.
Ghetto Sloth throws a right and a left that Diamond avoids nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Diamond lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ghetto Sloth circles away quickly and effectively.
Ghetto Sloth's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Ghetto Sloth duly obliges.
Diamond throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ghetto Sloth.
Diamond drops his hands momentarily and Ghetto Sloth takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Diamond throws a series of punches but Ghetto Sloth avoids them all with ease.
Ghetto Sloth rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Diamond moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Diamond misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a two punch combination.
Ghetto Sloth throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ghetto Sloth lands a nice shot to the body.
Ghetto Sloth is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Diamond avoids a punch combination nicely.
Diamond misses with a two punch combination.
Diamond misses with a hook. Ghetto Sloth ducked under it nicely.
Ghetto Sloth is working the combinations to good effect here.
Diamond slips a jab and a cross from Ghetto Sloth.
Diamond tries to bum rush Ghetto Sloth with a series of wild strikes but Ghetto Sloth uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diamond swinging wilding here.
Diamond is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A nice combination there by Ghetto Sloth.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Diamond throws a right and a left that Ghetto Sloth avoids nicely.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Ghetto Sloth!
Diamond showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth digs a good hook to Diamond's body.
Ghetto Sloth connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Diamond's hands.
Ghetto Sloth throws a right and a left that Diamond avoids nicely.
Diamond misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Some wild striking there from Diamond.
Diamond takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Ghetto Sloth lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
No joy there for Ghetto Sloth, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Diamond thuds his right hand into Ghetto Sloth's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ghetto Sloth moves away from the strike by Diamond.
Diamond throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diamond.
Ghetto Sloth displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Diamond is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Ghetto Sloth's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Ghetto Sloth bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Diamond looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Diamond throws a right and a left that Ghetto Sloth avoids nicely.
Ghetto Sloth lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diamond circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Ghetto Sloth, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Diamond takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Diamond looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ghetto Sloth, as that shot connected.
Ghetto Sloth looks to land a combination but Diamond avoids it well.
Ghetto Sloth tries to bum rush Diamond with a series of wild strikes but Diamond uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diamond throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ghetto Sloth sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Diamond looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Diamond throws a nice looking combination but Ghetto Sloth bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ghetto Sloth scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
No joy there for Diamond, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ghetto Sloth throws a series of punches but Diamond avoids them all with ease.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ghetto Sloth swinging wilding here.
Danga de danga de dang - Ghetto Sloth scores with a four punch combination!
Ghetto Sloth stuns Diamond with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jack Diamond is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Some wild striking there from Diamond.
Ghetto Sloth lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diamond circles away quickly and effectively.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Diamond throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diamond throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a shot to the body.
Ghetto Sloth tries to bum rush Diamond with a series of wild strikes but Diamond uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diamond throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diamond is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Ghetto Sloth avoids the head kick by Diamond.
Diamond swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ghetto Sloth lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Diamond dodges the punch combination from Ghetto Sloth.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ghetto Sloth.
Diamond throws a hook but Ghetto Sloth blocks it.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a series of wild punches.
Ghetto Sloth moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Diamond throws a low kick but Ghetto Sloth avoids it.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Ghetto Sloth.
Some wild striking there from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth throws a right hand that Diamond ducks under and follows up with a left that Diamond also avoids with ease.
Diamond looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ghetto Sloth throws a series of punches but Diamond avoids them all with ease.
No joy there for Diamond, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Diamond throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Diamond looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Diamond has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Ghetto Sloth fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a three punch combo!
Diamond throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ghetto Sloth throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ghetto Sloth clobbers Diamond with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Diamond pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ghetto Sloth throws a series of strikes that have Diamond backpedaling.
Diamond throws a series of punches but Ghetto Sloth moves out of range.
Diamond throws a series of punches but Ghetto Sloth avoids them all with ease.
Diamond misses with a body shot.
Diamond throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ghetto Sloth connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Ghetto Sloth takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Diamond misses with a double jab.
Diamond throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ghetto Sloth throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ghetto Sloth will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ghetto Sloth jabs at Diamond's body.
Diamond throws a series of punches but Ghetto Sloth moves out of range.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a double jab.
Ghetto Sloth blocks a jab.
Ghetto Sloth throws a right and a left that Diamond avoids nicely.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ghetto Sloth looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nice shot lands for Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth throws a right and a left that both miss.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A punch combination from Diamond misses.
Ghetto Sloth throws a series of punches but Diamond avoids them all with ease.
The fighters circle momentarily. Diamond darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Ghetto Sloth lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Diamond avoids a punch combination nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Diamond misses with a series of wild punches.
Ghetto Sloth connects with a good right hand that stumbles Diamond. Diamond circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Diamond misses with the combination.
A left and a right from Ghetto Sloth both land. Nice combination.
A jab lands there for Ghetto Sloth.
Diamond misses with the combination.
Diamond is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diamond avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nice defenses there by Diamond.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diamond slips a jab and a cross from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diamond.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Diamond goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Diamond tries to bum rush Ghetto Sloth with a series of wild strikes but Ghetto Sloth uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ghetto Sloth works the jab nicely.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Diamond backs up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ghetto Sloth slips under a jab from Diamond.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ghetto Sloth moves away from the strike by Diamond.
Ghetto Sloth lands a body shot.
Diamond tries a head kick but it misses.
A jab from Diamond misses.
Diamond will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Diamond throws a series of punches but Ghetto Sloth moves out of range.
Ghetto Sloth moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Diamond misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ghetto Sloth tries to bum rush Diamond with a series of wild strikes but Diamond uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diamond looks for the body kick but Ghetto Sloth saw that one coming.
Ghetto Sloth lands with a cross.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Diamond misses with a jab, cross combination.
Diamond throws a series of punches but Ghetto Sloth avoids them all with ease.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a decent looking hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Diamond avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diamond throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Some wild striking there from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ghetto Sloth throws a series of punches but Diamond avoids them all with ease.
Some wild striking there from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth slips a straight right by Diamond.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a two punch combination.
No joy there for Ghetto Sloth, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ghetto Sloth rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Diamond moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ghetto Sloth lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Diamond swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a body shot.
A cross from Ghetto Sloth lands.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diamond.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth misses with the combination.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a wild combination.
Ghetto Sloth works Diamond's body with a nice hook.
Ghetto Sloth connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Diamond misses with a few strikes there.
Ghetto Sloth slips a jab and a cross from Diamond.
Ghetto Sloth will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Diamond throws a head kick that misses.
Nice shot by Ghetto Sloth.
Nice shot by Ghetto Sloth.
Diamond misses with the combination.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a shot to the body.
Some wild striking there from Ghetto Sloth.
Diamond lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Diamond misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Ghetto Sloth lands with a nice combination. Diamond backs away looking to recover.
Diamond misses with a jab, cross combination.
A combination from Ghetto Sloth does no damage.
Diamond tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diamond will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Diamond moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Ghetto Sloth connects with a single shot there.
Diamond throws a right hand that Ghetto Sloth ducks under and follows up with a left that Ghetto Sloth also avoids with ease.
Diamond throws a nice looking combination but Ghetto Sloth bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ghetto Sloth fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Diamond looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Diamond lands with an uppercut that bounces Ghetto Sloth off the cage and back into rage.
Diamond throws a low kick, looking for Ghetto Sloth's leg but Ghetto Sloth calmly moves out of range.
Ghetto Sloth throws a right and a left that both miss.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ghetto Sloth dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab.
Diamond throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ghetto Sloth.
Jack Diamond has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Diamond will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

And that's the end of the fight!
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Ghetto Sloth has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth!