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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sprinkle Sprinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BurgerMeister MeisterBurger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sprinkle comes to the cage accompanied by Outkast-Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik. MeisterBurger has chosen break stuff as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The key to victory for Sprinkle Sprinkle has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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198 cm
25
265 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
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195 cm
24
250 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sprinkle Sprinkle! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, BurgerMeister MeisterBurger! The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Russell Pearce and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! MeisterBurger misses with a takedown attempt - Sprinkle sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. Sprinkle is looking to take this fight into the clinch. MeisterBurger drives through with a takedown into guard. MeisterBurger with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal. MeisterBurger stopping the sweep attempt from Sprinkle. MeisterBurger stands up over Sprinkle, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. MeisterBurger won't allow Sprinkle to sweep him here. MeisterBurger wants to control from the top but Sprinkle keeps moving. Sprinkle avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round. MeisterBurger throws a strike but Sprinkle rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. Sprinkle loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. MeisterBurger looking to sweep here. No luck so far. MeisterBurger has Sprinkle pulled in close to control his posture. MeisterBurger looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up. Sprinkle instigates a clinch. Sprinkle manages to break the clinch.
Sprinkle lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but MeisterBurger circles away quickly and effectively. MeisterBurger changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Sprinkle looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better. Sprinkle dodges the ground and pound from MeisterBurger.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Sprinkle sneaks back into half guard. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. MeisterBurger missing with the ground and pound from half guard. MeisterBurger with the ground and pound but Sprinkle uses the opportunity to regain guard. MeisterBurger scoring with punches to the head and body. MeisterBurger controlling from the top position. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. MeisterBurger throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Sprinkle works some decent striking defense from the bottom. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as MeisterBurger accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Sprinkle avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sprinkle avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. MeisterBurger throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Sprinkle works some decent striking defense from the bottom. MeisterBurger preventing the sweep. MeisterBurger must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up. Sprinkle throws and low kick but MeisterBurger moves out of range easily. Sprinkle fakes a jab and throws a low kick but MeisterBurger checks it well. Sprinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. A nice inside leg kick there by Sprinkle. That's going to slow MeisterBurger down. Sprinkle doesn't manage to clinch there - MeisterBurger circles away.
Sprinkle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. MeisterBurger drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. MeisterBurger stands up over his opponent, looking to dive in with a big punch. Here he comes, superman style! Oh, the punch misses and Sprinkle has got him in a triangle choke for good measure! Oh no! MeisterBurger manages to get his head free but now Sprinkle has transitioned to an armbar! MeisterBurger grimaces and is forced to tap! Beautiful Jiu Jitsu from Sprinkle! I'd be surprised if that didn't end up as submission of the night!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Sprinkle Sprinkle!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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