PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Farty McFart Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFart Pants comes to the cage accompanied by Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McFart Pants
vs
Jones

195 cm
23
205 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

185 cm
23
205 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Farty McFart Pants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jon Jones!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Jonathan Paton and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones thows a left - swing and a miss!
McFart Pants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
McFart Pants throws a nice outside leg kick.
McFart Pants turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jones motions for McFart Pants to come forward. Jones throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McFart Pants throws a series of punches but Jones moves out of range.
McFart Pants lands a high kick!
McFart Pants connects with a solid leg kick.
Jones misses with a kick to the body.
Jones looks to throw the jab but McFart Pants is out of range.

McFart Pants closes the distance and clinches.
McFart Pants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McFart Pants with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Jon Jones has been cut.
McFart Pants will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jones up against the cage.

Jones escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jones throws a head kick that misses
letting McFart Pants counter with a right hand.
McFart Pants scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by McFart Pants.
Jon Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McFart Pants scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jon Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

McFart Pants changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Jones looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Jones is pushing McFart Pants's head away, looking to escape. McFart Pants manages to hold on to the position though.
Jones is not content to let McFart Pants control the position.

McFart Pants has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Jones is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. McFart Pants yanks on the arm and Jones is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by McFart Pants.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Farty McFart Pants!